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I'm enjoying reading the "Noah" thread in the escorts forum. While I am certainly not the most experienced here, it prompted me to start work on an Escort to English dictionary. Here's what I have got so far.

- Take the square root of the age; round up; you have the interval in which the actual age falls

o The reported age is 24

o Square root is greater than 4: use 5

o The real age is between 24 and 29

Note that many escorts managed to remain either 25 or 29 for 4 or 5 years.

- Payment in advance

o I am a poor judge of character, or

o I may or may not be a thief, or

o You should pay for the sins of others (finally someone recognizes that I too was born in a manger)

- The word discrete

o I am going to break you in two, or, much more likely,

o Attention to detail isn't my strong suit; there may be other problems

- Social drinker

o I will show up with two Martinis: one for me and one for you (if you're a fast drinker)

- Don't do drugs

o Likely does do drugs

- Drugs occasionally or poppers

o Does drugs

- The word "negotiable"

o You pause; I cave

Negotiable really means, I will negotiate with myself and you get to listen.

- Rates: ask

o Either a savvy judge or character who maximizes revenue, or--and much more likely

o You pause; I cave--I have a rent check/car payment/gas bill due and I need the money

- Good listener

o I will talk your ear off

- Top/bottom/versatile

o Top: likely a top

o Bottom: definitely a bottom

o Versatile bottom: bottom

o Versatile: bottom, but trying to learn a new hobby

o Versatile top: top, but I want to expand my client base so I say "versatile top."

Independant

o dependent

Independent

o Independent

Punctual

o Tardy

Not a clock watcher

o Glancing isn't watching; get a dictionary

Well dressed

o I own a tie

Impeccable dresser

o Not only do I own a tie, but I can tie a knot

Straight acting

o Blissfully unaware

Dick size

o Less than five inches: accurate

o Greater than ten inches: accurate

o Between 5 and 10": seems to be based on what reviewers claim about the person

Photos are 100% accurate

o At least they were when they were taken

Guest PasadenaCA
Posted

Folks, feel free to contribute to the dictionary!

Guest PasadenaCA
Posted
  On 5/5/2014 at 2:05 PM, boiworship said:

Not exactly on point, but they always use the verb"dominate" instead of the adjective "dominant", especially on Backpage.

I forgot that one; I've seen it many times.

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