August 12, 201412 yr Active Members If your butt is stuffed with a boneless banana, is it indeed "stuffed"? Best regards, RA1
August 12, 201412 yr If your butt is stuffed with a boneless banana, is it indeed "stuffed"? Depends on the two objects' relative diameters, obviously.
August 12, 201412 yr Active Members Ah, but no bone? How supercilious. Or, is that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? Best regards, RA1
August 12, 201412 yr Ah, but no bone? How supercilious. Or, is that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? If you were me (all right, I ), I would suspect you of having had a liquid lunch today.
August 13, 201412 yr Active Members "If you were me, I would suspect you of having a liquid lunch today." Wouldn't you or I know? Best regards, RA1
August 14, 201412 yr Active Members Natural and artificial cock flavors? No doubt with hints of silicone and phthalates.
August 16, 201412 yr Active Members By far, LaWanda Page was my favorite character on that show. While she was generally after Fred with that pocketbook, my funniest memory is her running another woman out of the room, waving her purse and yelling, "Her behind belongs to me!" Went to see her at a local university when she was getting up there in years, and she was still funny as hell. She began by thanking all the white men in the audience for showing black men they needed to learn to eat pussy if they wanted to stay in the game. Funny woman!
August 17, 201412 yr buzzard buhz-erd n. originates in Elgin, IL. a contemptible white trash plastic Graphix bong smoker. Duplex or trailer dweller. A person with feathered hair, tight stone washed jeans with oil stained white T's. Some still carry combs in their back pockets and most are known to indulge in Marlboro Reds. Can be seen with a buddy leaning over muscle car engines with a 30 pack of Old Style either after work as the sun goes down or on sweltering weekend afternoons. Do not attempt to battle a buzzard because there is always another one lurking behind a dumpster waiting for a cheap shot. Buzzards are known to carry knives, chains and/or brass-knuckles. Lack of teeth is fairly common in a buzzard due to meth-amphetamine use or due to perpetual knuckle-sandwiches. The only thing more dangerous than a buzzard is the pregnant wife of a buzzard. When a woman is of buzzard her behavior is unpredictable and erratic. The only things that can be used to calm a buzzard are: low-grade marijuana, Penthouse backorders from the 80's, Boones Farm wine and the lulling tunes of Sammy Hagar. "That buzzard stole my carburetor." "That buzzard suckerpunched me outside Danny's pizza." "You're turning into a fucking chainsmoking buzzard!" "You're moving to South Elgin? Are you trying to get in tune with buzzard culture?" http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Buzzard
August 17, 201412 yr Active Members Sounds like a guy I used to work with although he pronounced Eglin, Elgin and vice versa. In those days we flew to Destin, FL quite a lot which involves talking and dealing with Eglin AFB. With all the fighter traffic, sometimes it was a chore to get into Destin. Usually a story after returning. Unfailingly we asked him if he went via Illinois on his way when he talked about Elgin AFB. Best regards, RA1
August 18, 201412 yr Ann Coulter: 'Give ebola to migrant children' http://dailycurrant.com/2014/08/07/ann-coulter-give-ebola-to-migrant-children-2/
August 18, 201412 yr Active Members Justin Beiber contracts Ebola. http://dailycurrant.com/2014/08/14/justin-bieber-hospitalized-with-ebola-2/
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