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Is Levi Johnston An Abused Husband?

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Reports are that internet sensation and male celebrity hunk Levi Johnston, formerly Mr. Bristol Palin, has been assaulted by his new wife, who thinks that Levi does not hold her beauty in the esteem to which she thinks he should.

Johnston's attorney says that Levi's wife beat him "mercilessly" recently. The story recently appeared in the esteemed newspaper The National Enquirer, but the lawyer insists that neither he nor Johnston spoke to the Enquirer. Other sources must be talking. Should there be any damage to Levi's genitals, a lawsuit in the trillions of dollars could be filed.

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Good old Mr. Sex on Skates Levi, who the Repubs tried to clean-up.

You can take the trash out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer out of the trash.

Reports are that internet sensation and male celebrity hunk Levi Johnston, formerly Mr. Bristol Palin, has been assaulted by his new wife, who thinks that Levi does not hold her beauty in the esteem to which she thinks he should.

Johnston's attorney says that Levi's wife beat him "mercilessly" recently. The story recently appeared in the esteemed newspaper The National Enquirer, but the lawyer insists that neither he nor Johnston spoke to the Enquirer. Other sources must be talking. Should there be any damage to Levi's genitals, a lawsuit in the trillions of dollars could be filed.

Lucky, since you have not offered any citations to this report, you can probably expect it to receive everything, but, sensitive responses toward domestic abuse, which is a very serious subject, when substantiated.

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The National Enquirer is not a citation? But it's true that I did not read the Enquirer report, only a summary in the NY Post. Even serious subjects have their elements of humor, Bud. And to date the assault on Levi is not substantiated.

Why would someone hit such a cute guy? He is so cute ^_^

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We don't know that anyone did hit him. It could just be his latest effort to extend his 15 minutes. Arguments would be made that if she did hit him, a man of his size could have easily defended himself. But, she is his wife, and he may not have wanted to take any action that would hurt her. Thus we await more information.

IMO he was an abused husband simply by the fact that he was used by the Palins for their own political purposes.

Can you imagine having Caribou Barby as a mother in-law?

Well I will endure any mother in law if I can have a faithful husband...^_^

Should there be any damage to Levi's genitals, a lawsuit in the trillions of dollars could be filed.

Getting a judgement and collecting the $$$ are two entirely different matters.

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Should there be any damage to Levi's genitals, a lawsuit in the trillions of dollars could be filed.

Perhaps we could offer ourselves up as expert witnesses. If anyone can tell a good set of genitals from damaged ones, it's us. :whistle:

Oh my Lookin... You need a medical degree for that. Even some doctors make a wrong call from time to time... You need to be trained... ^_^ But if you say that you have examined more than 100,000 cocks then... I think your clinical experience is valid...

You mean Lilly? Oh my Lookin... I didn't know that you were that well connected... ^_^


Numbers aside, let's just say I've been invited to sit on the Cialis Board of Directors. :rolleyes:

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