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I in in Sao Paulo, Brazil and only got into the city yesterday and wanted to check out LaGoa. I hopped into a taxi and made my way there. I got there around 7 or so and the place had a nice crowd going. What I noticed this time was more twink type boys than I had met on previous trips. I was happy with this. I then had a guy who came over to my table to say hi. Another poster from the old boards and I forgot his screen name so I won't mention it here. I have hung out with him in Brazil and in Thailand and he is always fun to be around and full of humor and stories. We chatted for a while and I met my dream boy. The boy was from Rio and had the body of a Greek god. He was stunning but would not give me the time of day. No smiles. No interest in me or in anyone. He knew he was hot and was not interested in approaching anyone. My friend, I'll call him Mr. Florida, went to the restroom and told the boy to drop by for a chat later. He did and my hands touched his smooth skin, he muscled abs, his tight legs and arms and yes, I even had a touch of his nice long Brazilian dick. He was what I wanted. His English was zero. Not a conversation took place at all. He asked 100 R and I would normally say no but with him, I agreed and off we went. On a scale of 1-10, he was a 5 and that may be generous. But, that also leaves room for improvement and I hope to see him again today. While Mr. Florida and I were chatting we noticed a man sitting surrounded by a slew of boys. He said, "that looks like Big Daddy." I didn't know him but had read some of his amazing stories of Thailand over the years and always wanted to meet him. My friend went over and chatted with him and that is who he was. He came over for drinks and we had a nice conversation. He is truly a gentleman and very lovely to talk to. So, in one day in Sao Paulo, I was able to meet a poster who I always wanted to meet and a boy I had always dreamed to meet. Not a bad start for my adventures here.

How often do you eat out when you are on holiday in LOS? I find I eat out most meals when I am in the hotel. When not in a hotel, I still eat out most of the time. I think I find it easier and just as cheap to eat out so much. My regular breakfast place is Papa David's and my lunch place is Salt and Pepper. I vary up my dinner spots from day to day.

I had no trouble when I got back into USA with immigration. However, I had a guy that sat next to me and he and I chatted for a long time on the plane. He was coming from Singapore and Thailand and on business. However, when he entered the USA, he said all his videos were taken and he was given a warning not to bring illegal videos into USA. These were not porn videos but regular G, PG and R rated popular current videos. I wonder if this is common? Anyone else ever had this happen to them? Anyone have immigration question them?

While on holiday, have you ever had anything stolen? I am getting ready to spend some vacation time in Brazil and as soon as I enter my hotel, I put all my jewelry in the safe and do not take it out until I leave. I have never really worried when in LOS. But, I have had friends tell me they take boys home and money is taken and that is is pretty common. I may have just been lucky but I have rarely ever had anyone I thought was capable of taking something from me.

When you visit Thailand, do you use cash or your Credit Cards? I find that most of the time I will go to the ATM and get cash and use it. Part of the reason is most places I have used CC in copy down the number in the machine. I don't like my number being stored anywhere. What do you do in LOS cash or credit?

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I would love to see Brandon work his magic and get the Vegas scene back up to where it once was. Stef Lacoste use to have the area popping with new cuties all the time. Perhaps Brandon can do the same. I hope so, I love Vegas.

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Everyone that lives there seems to thrive there and love it. For me, time in Pattaya seems to blend in day after day and it is easy to get lost and wake up and 4 months have passed. There are many things to love about Pattaya but what specific draws gay men there other than the sex? What is it that compels many to settle there and retire there as opposed to other areas of Thailand? What makes Pattaya so special for gay men?

Happy 3rd Year! http://www.richards-bangkok.com/calendar/090121/

I am in the UP of Michigan and the temp is below zero. I walk outside and the hairs in my nose freeze. I had just had a wonderful facial where the lady in Phuket trimmed my nose hairs so I didn't think I had any to freeze but I guess I was wrong. What a miserable existence if one were to live here. Luckily, I am here for a week only and then off to NYC for a week before visiting my family in the wonderful Bible Belt after the inauguration. Can't wait to hear what the locals down there have to say. LOL Then, Brazil calls me and I'll be back in the tropical weather and able to walk out without a coat that weights 20 pounds to keep me warm.

I received this from a member. I am not sure of its validity and have not been able to find confirmation but it sounds legit. Please see the below message we received: Chiang Mai Gay Pride Information After waiting several months for the Mayor to give us a License, we are now able to hold the Second Chiang Mai Gay Pride Parade and Festival. The following Events are currently Scheduled and more will be announced later. A Major Concert / Fundraiser and a Pre-Parade Party will be Announced Next Week. For additional Information, to Volunteer, or to Donate Money, contact Pad of Mplus. PadChiangMaiPride@hotmail.com 089-950-8726. For information about Mplus visit their website: http://www.MplusThailand.com/. Unfortunately we have not had time to create the ChianMaiPride.com website yet. This will be coming soon. Chiang Mai Pride Announcement Party – THIS FRIDAY Friday – 16 January 2:30 – 5:30 pm Entertainment Snacks Fancy Condom Creation Contest Sunday – 15 February 1:00 pm Kad Suan Kaew – 3rd Floor FREE Chiang Mai Gay Pride Parade Saturday – 21 February 4 – 5 pm Formup Buddah Satan Parking Lot (Taipae Road near Narawat Bridge) 5 pm Parade Start Down Changklan Road (Night Bazaar) End at @Tawan Trendy Mall (Across from Pantip Plaza at end of Changklan Road) Chiang Mai Gay Pride Festival Saturday – 21 February @Tawan Trendy Mall (Across from Pantip Plaza at end of Changklan Road) 1 pm - Festival Opens 6 – 10 pm Entertainment 6 – 7:30 pm – Thanks Peppe for Mplus Thailand

I know that there are many that donate to charities in Thailand and that many on this board and others have charities. I have decided to organize a charity in the LOS. What steps do I need to go through to make this a legal, professional charity. I have already decided it will have a US based component that money will be tax deductible for US citizens. I want this to flow directly into the charity in Thailand with every dollar accounted for and everything totally visible for all to see. Are the local charities independent or under the umbrella of another Thai Charity? GayButton gave me good advice to also contact the Embassy and ask their advice and I'll do that as well. As far as getting this set up and legal, does anyone have any suggestions, comments or advice? It would be most appreciated!

Its back. One of the best shows of last year is back for the 2nd season. Damages stars Glen Close as a high powered lawyer. It was a fantastic show last season and it just started on ITunes this week. Welcome back Damages!

I ran across a website I have never seen before yesterday and saw the forums. They are quite busy and active. There is a huge ladyboy online community out there. The site I saw is: http://www.shemale.asia Anyone know of other sites with ladyboy forums?

On my recent bike trip, I saw so many amazing temples across Thailand and my desire to learn more about them and the people who live there increased dramatically. I have never studied the Buddhist religion and I do want to learn more about it. I found an interesting program that allows for English speakers to live as a monk for a month to learn about the religion and the life of a monk. It sounds like a fascinating program. Has anyone ever done anything like this? Heard of other programs geared toward English speakers? http://www.monkforamonth.com/

"Beauty is only skin deep" or at least that is what I am told. Yet, I seem to pick the boyfriend based on this attribute. Walking around in Sunee last night, there were few I really wanted to get to know but there was one that intrigued me and I really would like to get to know him better. He is not educated at all but his looks were killer. A 19 year old boy from Issan and speaks little English. After the breakup with the last boyfriend I wonder if there is a better way to select the next Mr. Right. (True I have a Boy Special that is with me but he is not in Pattaya and hates the city so I try to keep him at a distance and save him for myself and other trips) If I chose based on brains would I be as happy? Is there a middle ground? I often doubt that I'll find what I am looking for in a bar. Sitting with a friend last night, he said, "yes, but you always say the same thing when you break up and you go and do the same thing over and over and never seem to learn your lesson." This is true and perhaps I need to adjust my sensor for what I am looking for. Since college my favorite poet has always been John Keats. He said, "Beauty is truth, truth beauty," - that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know. If you follow this, do you think you will find the perfect partner? Or, is there more to it? Is beauty enough to secure your happiness with a guy?

There are lots of holidays that we are not used to, being foreign. Many of the holidays I really look forward to and have a great time. Part of loving Thailand is taking in all the culture and being a part of all their events. When a special event is coming up, many get excited and make plans. The bar boys love the holidays when the bar is closed and they get a break off from their regular routine. Me, I love Songkran the most. What is your favorite event in Thailand? What do you look forward to the most?

I woke up to a chilly 58 degrees F in Pattaya. Nice waking up weather but chilly for the Thais. I had a nice walk along the beach with people covered up for winter.

Well, the BF and I officially broke up over a week ago. It was hard for both of us. I had him come to visit me one day on the bike ride and when he arrived I was 100 percent certain he had gotten back on Yabba in my absence. It did break my heart. I needed a few days to think about it and it was not something I was willing to go through again. I cut off all him ATM's and Credit Cards and called him to say goodbye. As a severance package (the second one in one month) I told him that the 2 motorbikes I had in his name were his to do with as he pleased and to sell them for drugs or rent or whatever he desires. I also asked that he never contact me again. I am sure I will change on the contact part as time heals the wounds of the sad feelings and distance separates us and allows us to move on in different directions. It was perhaps the hardest thing I had to do in a long time but when I saw his eyes and his lying to me about the drugs, I knew I had no choice. He had led a very good life for a long time but in the end, he had to decide the direction of his life instead of me pointing the way. Yes, I am sad and yes it was hard but it was the right move for both of us. Now, I have only one lad who takes great care of me. He does not drink, smoke or do drugs. But, he is so horny that I need a break from him weekly or I'll never get to be a little bit of a butterfly. His philosophy is to keep me to himself by draining me of all sexual energy 2-3 times every day. It does work as I an ever interested in anyone else when he is around. This is also my first truly gay boyfriend in Thailand. I will be interested to find out how the future holds for both of us. I have treated him and his family to a 4 day holiday in Phuket at a nice hotel and great food and adventures. Yesterday, our ATV adventure also threw out my back but a good 2 hour massage by the Boy Special cured the back and I was as good as new. BTW: it was his fault my back was out as he was passing me and I slid into a rubber tire and took a nice jolt. Boys will be boys.

I wanted to treat the current Boy Special and his family to a nice dinner. We reserved the Baan Rim Pa and requested a table on the end with the gazebo. They agreed. We also asked for a cake for his birthday. When I got there, they saw that I had 4 Thai's with me and put us at a different table. I was pissed but did not cause a scene in front of my guests. I did go out at one point to complain and they said, sorry, we didn't know what table you wanted. BULLSHIT. They also said that they didn't give a free cake to guests and I said I had requested one be ordered with his name and I would pay. Oh, so sorry they said. Again, I was not happy. We ordered the set menu 3 which was mostly seafood and cost 1700 baht a head. I had the lobster and got seafood poisoning and ended up in the hospital for some drugs. The view is amazing there but the cost vs the pitiful lack of service, respect, etc on top of getting sick made this my LAST visit to this place. I have been there at least 40 times over the years and did wonder if my complaint to the management had anything to do with the bad seafood. I did pay my bill. They included a service charge. I added one baht to it and gave to the manager and told him that this was what the entire service was worth. Now, you have seen me post on these boards for years. I rarely if ever post a negative review. This one was well deserved AND my hotel review is to follow in the coming days.

Rod, I can't access the site you gave for some reason. However, if you give me more details on it, I'll be in Brazil in 3 weeks and will gladly go to their stores to try to find it for you.

In NYC, they have a group that deals with this and I took a friend once there. They were amazing with police liaison, lawyers to assist, etc. I am sure LA's Gay Community Center will have something similar.

Interesting topic Townie. Yes, I do share what I do with my friends and even if they are not into what I am, they are respectful. When they share their latest portfolio run, they share with me and I pretend I care about that as well. I have no problem with anyone knowing I hire guys. It has never been an issue for me. I do not share intimate details about what one does in bed as it often changes from one person to the next and I hate giving away too much information. I still remember sharing with my family that I owned and operated an escort service at one point in my life and they said, "well, you are happy and that is all that matters." I love being happy and Happy Endings.