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I have had friends stay there and love it. It is the only place they want to stay when in LA. However, they are sluts and love the place. They had some pretty wild stories of the place when close to gay pride in LA.

I heard this phrase in the saunas yesterday by a group of flight attendants. Since Tampa was not there to help me with the defination, I had to research it on my own. sanguine PRONUNCIATION: (SANG-gwin) MEANING: adjective: 1. Cheerfully optimistic or confident. 2. Having a healthy reddish color. 3. Blood-red. ETYMOLOGY: From Old French sanguin, from Latin sanguineus (bloody), from sanguis (blood). USAGE: "Still, let us not be over-sanguine of a speedy final triumph. Let us be quite sober." Abraham Lincoln; Letter to James C. Conkling; Aug 26, 1863.

I do believe that is the girl with him. A few photos was taken of her but the girls seem to want only Zac.

I always prefer to spend my money on gay owned businesses. However, I won't sacrifice quality to do this. If I know a business is owned by gays, I will test it and if good, I'll be a regular. I will not continue to go just because it is gay owned but I will give it a test run. Gay Hotels are the hardest for me. I have found few that live up to what I want or expect in a hotel and rarely stay at them. The one exception is in Chiang Mai, Thailand. It is called PJ's Place. http://pjs-place.com/ I know the owners, love the rooms and the service. I have stayed there for over a month at times and never been disappointed. I had one hotel in Phuket that was the same but very high end boutique hotel. I was just there in Jan and the hotel changed owners and the gay men were out and a straight team was in. I had stayed there only because I liked the 2 gay owners and the price is higher than other similar hotels. Needless to say, I won't be back there again. The hotel is good but the price was too high for me to continue and the service of the hotel has gone down since new owners arrived.

Just got into the city today. Flying in seeing the mountains and the ocean is wonderful. The city is simply beautiful. I always have trouble at the airport as I take too much luggage. This prompts a check. I keep all my receipts of computers, cameras, etc to show them that I own them all and they are not new and they are for personal use. Once they see this, they let me go. But, it added another 30 minutes to my time at the airport. I always take a airport taxi right outside the corridor as I don't want to get into just any taxi. I use my CC and that way there is a record of me using the service. I have 5 large bags so I usually get a minivan or SUV. The cost is 95 R to my hotel. I had a nice flight and met Zac Efron on the plane. He is a cutie but just an average joe until you know who he is. We said hi a few times and he asked me about Rio. Nothing sexual although if I had known who he was I would have at least offered him a comp blow job in the bathroom. jk He had a girl with him as well as a handler who spoke both languages. It is nice to be in Rio again and I am very excited about Carnival.

I was on the flight from NYC to Rio and luckily got a free ticket in business class. This kid and his girlfriend walked on and we chatted a bit and I slept the trip. We bumped into each other at the bathroom once. I did not know him or anything about him. When we got to the airport in Rio, all the girls were coming over asking him for photos. I was a little upset as I thought surly someone would ask me for one. But, no one did. They had a security guard for him as he waited for luggage and I was still clueless as to who he was. But, I asked a girl and she told me and I said, Oh, Ok. That is cool. I didn't see the show but I have seen him before. He is cute in person but not the knock out I would have thought. The only thing he was concerned with on the plane was his surfboard. He got that and then waited in another area so all the girls would not bother him. Here he is: Zac from high school musical.

This show just keeps me on my toes from week to week. I love it. I hope many more seasons are to follow. This week's episode was great and can't wait to see what happens next.

With Daschel out, will Dean finally get the job that should have been offered to him in the first place?

I am headed to Rio for Carnival. I love it there this time of year! Anyone else going to be in town for the big event? I'll be there for the month of February and would love to meet up with any Hoovillian's in town. PS. I am looking for the best place to get a table for Scala Gay and for one of the Sambadome nights. Any ideas? Here is an article I wrote about Carnival a few years back. It is quite long and a bit boring but pretty damm accurate. The Origins of Carnival Carnival has to be the oldest known public festival in the whole world, with some scholars suggesting it emerged as early as 10,000 BC, from the seasonal farming rituals of ancient peoples, annually greeting the return of the Spring Solstice, with rituals involving lots of singing and dancing. The ancient civilizations of the Nile Delta were celebrating spring with fertility rituals in honor of the first harvests, in 6,000 BC. Later on, around 4,000 BC, the annual festivals held in honor of the goddess Isis and the bull-god Apis (Egypt), Ishtar (Babylon), Astarte (Syria) already exhibited evidence of carnival behavior, and the same can be said in relation to the festivities for the goddess Herta (Erce, Erta, Berta:- Germanic, Erde; Latin, Terra (Earth), the Teutonic equivalent of the female deities above. Herta was celebrated in the Winter Solstice, an aspect of the goddess comparable to the Roman Saturn/Greek Cronos, also celebrated at that time of the year, and also in the Spring Equinox: Hretmonath, the month of March, was Herta’s sacred month. In Ancient Rome, Saturnalia, a festival taking place around the Winter Solstice (December 17), held by the first time around 497 BCE, was one of the recognizable precursors for what we know today as Carnival. The festival was expanded and reorganized in 217 BCE, and held between December 17 to 23. During this time, Romans exchanges gifts of copper, silver and gold coins, candles, and sweets: “All men shall be equal, slave and free, rich and poor, one with another (…). Anger, resentments and threats are contrary to the law”. During the opening days of the festival, cars reminding the shape of boats (carrum navalis) cruised the streets of Rome, carrying naked men and women. The carrum navalis are considered one of the possibilities for the origins of the word carnavalis/carnival. Restrictions were relaxed during the holyday and the social order inverted. Even gambling was allowed in public. A Lord of Misrule was chosen, slaves were treated as equals, excused from work for the duration of the celebrations, allowed to use dice, even permitted to wear their master’s clothing (is this the birth of Carnival costumes?), and waited on at meal time, a reminiscence of the long gone Saturn Golden Age: “during My week the serious is barred and no business allowed. Drinking, noise, games and dice, appointing of kings and feasting of slaves, singing naked, clapping of frenzied hands, an occasional ducking of corked faces in icy water – such are the functions over which I preside” (Lucian, Saturnalia). The God Saturn was identified with the Greek Cronos, receiving sacrifices according to Greek rituals, his head uncovered. Following the sacrificial offers, there was a public banquet, with celebrants constantly shouting “Yo, Saturnalia!” In 273 C.E., Roman Emperor Aurelianus, who had become an ardent worshiper of the Syrian sun god Baal, decreed that December 25th should be observed as Natalis Solis Invicti, “the birthday of the unconquerable sun”. Later on, in the 4th Century C.E., Pope Julius I came about with a brilliant idea to obfuscate the so important pagan festivals held in December: he decreed that Jesus Christ was born in December 25, a date that, from now on, should be celebrated by all Christians. By superimposing the Birth of Christ with the Roman festivals of Saturnalia and Natalis Solis Invicti, the Church intended to empty the pagan celebrations, an objective eventually achieved in the centuries ahead. The Bacchanalia festivals, held annually in Rome and other cities of the Roman Empire, were a celebration honoring Bacchus, the god of wine and intoxication (Dionysius, in Greece). The Bacchanalia were introduced in Rome around 200 BCE, consisting of orgies where everything was allowed. In its original format, the Bacchanalia were held in secret, strictly a women’s celebration taking place on three days in the year, around March 16 and 17, but with the passing of time men were also allowed to participate in these rites. The infamous festival, with its well known sexual and criminal character (all sorts of crimes and political conspiracies were supposed to be planned during the festivities) got so out of hand, that it was forbidden by the Roman Senate in 186 BCE. In spite of the severe punishment related to the realization of the Bacchanalia, the festival continued to take place yearly, in the south of Italy, for a long time after it was forbidden. Currently we know that both, Saturnalia and Bacchanalia, its principal elements and intentions, served as early models for the carnival festivities held all over the world today. From the Italian Peninsula, the Bacchanalia managed to survive by traveling abroad, installing itself in other parts of Europe who became part of the Roman Empire, mixing and matching with local spring fertility festivals, persisting well in to Christian times, reaching their peaks in the 14th and 15th Centuries. Deeply rooted in pagan customs and traditions, it was virtually impossible for the Catholic Church to successfully forbid the festivities, so as it was common policy of the Church, the papacy decided to join in, as a way to control its most offensive manifestations (like the medieval Feast of Fools: this festival included blasphemous impersonations of church officials and a mockery of the Mass). The Catholic Church managed to dominate most of the carnival activities, in Europe, who eventually became tied to Lent. Ash Wednesday, the first day of Lent, always takes place after Mardi Gras (Fat Tuesday, Shrove Tuesday, the last day of the carnival season), a reminder to all Catholics of the need to repent of the “sins of the flesh” committed during CARNE-VALE (from carnem levare, Latin for “farewell to meat”, meat here alluding also to the abuses of the human flesh and not only to the consumption of red meat), by observing the period of Lent, in which, during the forty days preceding Easter, no red meat, pork, chicken or eggs should be consumed. Having said that, this is the second possible origin for the word Carnival. Today Carnival is celebrated all over Europe, particularly in Latin Europe: Italy (Venice, Foiano, Putignano, Sciacca, Verona, Viareggio), France (Bailleul-Mont-des-Cats, Dunquerque, Granville, Nice, Pau), Portugal (Funchal, Loulé, Torres Vedras, Estoril, Cascais, Batalha, Nazaré, Ovar, Figueira da Foz, Estarreja, Canas de Senhorim, Bragança, Island of Madeira) and Spain (Barcelona, Las Palmas de Gran Canaria, Madrid, Santa Cruz de Tenerife, Santhiago de Compostela, Sitges, Villanova í La Geltrú). Elsewhere in the European continent, carnival can be found annually in Switzerland (Basel), Belgium (Binche), Germany (Bremen, Mainz, Munich, Cologne), Austria (Sillian, Ebensee am Traunsee, Bad Schoenau, Villach, Tirol), Croatia (Rijeka), Hungary (Mohács), Bulgaria (Sofia, Pernick and United Kindgdom (called Pancake Day, a festival held annually in several cities). The Use of Masks in Carnival The earliest accounts of the use of masks in European culture can be found during the Dyonisius festival, in Ancient Greece. Masks were an important element in Greek Theatre, introduced to represent pre-historic archetypes of the collective unconscious: through the mask, these archetypes are allowed to take form and shape, emerging to human consciousness. Historically, masks were used in public festivities all over Italy but particularly in Venice, though nobody knows exactly when its presence became a routine. What is known is that, in 1268, an ordinance was passed in Venice, regulating the use of masks, evidence alone of its widespread use. Elsewhere in Europe, the use of masks during the carnival festivities was common, since many of the participants, particularly noblemen and women, didn’t want to be recognized as participants, for obvious reasons! Masks were skillfully made of papier- maché, and its use became so widespread that masks makers reached artisans status as early as the 15th Century. During the Middle Ages, popular street Carnival had become part of European folk culture. Carnival festivals were held in different times of the year, not only before Lent, and were a time when disguised street bands would emerge, hitting the streets using elaborate masks, where one could perform, sing politically incorrect songs, perform plays and participate in open air drama. Some historians claim that Carnival flourished like nowhere else in France, where it was aggressively used as an escape valve against the harsh realities of a difficult life, permeated by wars, feudal oppression and plagues. The French took Carnival to the next level when, in February 1580 the festival was used to masquerade a peasant revolt in a French town called Romans, turning in to a violent massive protest against the tax system and the high cost of food. The rebels were masked but that didn’t keep them from being killed by the disguised merchants, who discovered the plot shortly before it hit the streets. The festivities ended in bloody chaos, mixed with widespread panic, all at the sound of music!... Carnival was brought to the Americas by colonizers, and can be found in virtually all countries of the New World, from Canada (Quebec, Montreal), to the United States (Boston, San Diego, Miami, Fort Lauderdale, Tampa, New Orleans), Central America and the Caribbean (virtually all countries observe Carnival), to South America, particularly Brazil, where we can find the most famous carnivals in the world. The first Carnival ever to take place in Brazil was organized, in 1641, by Governor Salvador Benevides, of Rio de Janeiro, in honor of King D. João IV, restorer of the Portuguese throne. The festivities were held for a whole week, from Easter Sunday on: there were street parades, combats, blocks of “sujos” and masquerades. Another important Carnival took place in 1786, coinciding with the festivities in commemoration of the royal wedding of D. João and Princess Carlota Joaquina. As a popular manifestation, Carnival is known to have arrived in Brazil in the 17th Century, brought by Portuguese colonizers from the Azores and Madeira Islands. It was then called Entrudo (from the Latin introitus = the beginning, the opening, in this case, the opening of the Lent period of mortification), a very violent and unsettling version of Carnival: during these festivities, it was common practice among the poor people, the majority of participants at the time, to throw garbage, fruits, eggs, dirty water etc., in whomever adventured to walk in the streets. Some of these attacks had undesirable consequences, even with the death of participants. By the 18th Century, the Entrudo took place in the majority of Brazilian cities, but its violence was the reason of an Imperial order, forbidding its realization, in 1853. The beginning of the 19th Century saw the Portuguese Crown being forced to transfer to Rio de Janeiro, due to the threat of the Napoleonic Wars: Napoleon announced the annexation of Portugal to the French Empire, so the Portuguese King, D. João VI, decided to move as fast as he could, bringing his court and royal protocol to Brazil, avoiding the humiliation of power transferring to the invader. En vogue among all royal houses of Europe was the French etiquette and customs, so it wouldn’t be long before masquerade balls were organized by the local elites. The first masquerade ball was held in Hotel Itália (Rio de Janeiro), in January 22, 1840. Tickets were sold for 2,000 réis and included complete dinner. After that, the organization of mask balls became a routine, the only possible option for the middle and upper classes who wanted to participate in the Carnival. The poor people continued participating in the Entrudos, in spite of its prohibition (never firmly enforced). In any case, the Entrudos became much more civilized, less violent, a real opportunity for the poor, the slaves and disenfranchised to have fun. In 1846, the use of drums were introduced in the entrudos by a Portuguese known as Zé Pereira (José Paredes), a common custom in Portugal. After that, the use of musical instruments became a norm during these streets festivities, the current samba schools being the historic consequence of this brilliant idea of an obscure Portuguese immigrant. These first samba schools embryos, later called “cordões”, (cords) were formed by groups of blacks and poor whites, who also ended up incorporating the European use of costumes and masks during Carnival. Another group organized by poor people eager to participate in the Carnival annual festivities, was the “rancho” (ranch). Both, cords and ranch, disappeared during the 1920’s, with the advent of the samba schools, trade mark of Rio de Janeiro’s Carnival. With the inauguration of color tv in Brazil, in 1970, the samba schools gain tremendous exposure, becoming evident, for the local government, that they should be used to attract tourism to the city. Today, not only the samba schools are tv broadcasted during Carnival, but also the huge carnivals of Salvador, Recife and Olinda. Carnival and the Gay Movement During Carnival, in most states capitals, gays have their own events, though they are never exclusive since in Brazil gays usually mingle with the rest of society. It is a strange country: according to Brazilian gay activists, Brazil is the country registering most violence against gays in the whole world, yet it is also the only country in the planet where a transvestite became a national male sexual symbol! It happened in the early 80’s. His/her name was Roberta Close, and the Playboy edition where he/she posed nude sold out in less than two days! Anthropologist and gay activist Luiz Mott, founder of the most militant gay group in the country, the Grupo Gay da Bahia, witnessed twice in favor of Brazilian gays applying for political asylum in the US (both cases were decided in favor of the petitioners). According to Mott “Brazil is, unfortunately, the world champion in assassinations of gays, lesbians and transvestites. Every three days the news reveals the murdering of a homosexual, victim of homophobia, victim of a violent crime. Brazil is a very contradictory country, for at the same time it exports transvestites to Europe, applauds the intense gay presence during Carnival festivities, on a daily bases it discriminates, humiliates and kills gays.” Mott succeeded in convincing the Federal Council of Medicine to remove homosexualism from the list of recognized diseases, in 1985. Still, Carnival is a privileged time for homosexuals, a time where they can exhibit their talents and artistic tendencies (the most famous Carnival costume designers, and also most participants of costume contests are gays). In the past few years, it is unquestionable that the very homosexual presence in the country’s everyday life was made more evident, and this happened in part due to Carnival and its process of creation, a field of work where gays play a very important part. In the last few years, more and more gay Carnival events are inaugurated, particularly in the states capitals. Florianópolis has the Concurso Pop Gay, Brasília launched, in 2004, the Bloco Galera do Arara, Bahia launched Bloco Amuleto, and Filhos da Candinha, a samba school from Porto Alegre announced that this year’s theme is homosexualism, in an attempt to help the struggle against gay discrimination. Olinda also has plans, a “beijaço”, a public intervention where gays will kiss their partners, after manifesting against the indifference of the authorities when it comes to violence against gays. Rio de Janeiro inaugurated last year its first gay samba school, named very appropriately, Unidos do Arco-Íris (the rainbow unity) and the famous ball Gala Gay is featured in magazine covers every year. In São Paulo, the samba school Mocidade Alegre already portrays, yearly, a gay sector, now famous for its creativity and genuine carnival spirit. There is no doubt that Carnival can be a very important vehicle, when used by the still incipient gay movement in Brazil, in the quest for the country’s recognition of their rights to a normal existence, without the daily threat against their lives. Taken for granted in many countries in the world, this revendication is still a very distant dream in the Brazil of today. cc MaleEscortReview.com

I am going to be in Rio soon and one of my favorite weekend activities is the Hippie Fair in Ipanema. The Hippie Fair is a mix of handmade items, new stuff, art, and food. It is a great way to spend the day. When I was in NYC, they used to have the antiques fair on the weekend with tons of googies. I loved going to it. When I am in Bangkok, JJ Market is a must on weekends. It has so much cheap stuff and tons of knock offs. But, it has its fair share of art that I find from time to time. Do you like these kinds of street fairs?

Nope. Queer as a 3 dollar bill. However, most of my friends are from the old days of law school and real jobs. I came to NYC for a wedding. One of my dearest friends daughter's got married. I was the god father. Made me feel ancient! My girlfriend is that. My dearest and oldest friend. A true scholar and a lady and I love to go with her to these kinds of movies. She was moved and always been supportive of me and my gay desires. Hell, she even helped me pick out a hooker while I was here.

TY is the resident review expert so I know he will have a few things to say before this goes to print. But, in the mean time, any more comments on this? Anything I left out? Need to put in? Also, glad it made you guys laugh. I had fun with it. This is what happens when I get horny and have nothing better to do other than play with my computer.

I am top tier with Northwest but they are being taken over by Delta. On a recent trip to Brazil, I had an extra piece of luggage, they charged me 350 US as I checked in with Delta instead of Northwest. I was fuming. I dread the new rules and I know I will pay dearly in extra luggage and other fees. I am also Gold with the Star Alliance and will consider them for my next trip to Brazil as they allow 3 free pieces and the 4 is 200. With all these changes, anyone know what would be the best airline for upgrades, excess baggage to both Brazil and to Thailand? Any suggestions or preferences?

I have been out of the country and unable to see it until now. I went last night with my girlfriend and we both loved it. The story is amazing and Sean Penn was incredible. The movie is a must see for every one on the board. It did tell a good bit of history of the gay movement. My only question is: What even happened to that cunt Anita Bryant?

Are you doing the ride?

Where are you headed in 2009? What are the spots you want to check our, revisit or try? I am one that tends to do the same thing so I'll do Brazil, Thailand and Montreal again. I also want to visit some cities in Mexico and Argentina.

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After my last trip to Brazil and hanging out with FloridaRob and BigDaddy, I really do understand the importance of knowing the language. They were able to accomplish so much more than me as they could speak with the boys and not rely on one or two word phrases. As I want to spend a great deal more time in Brazil this year and in the years to come, I want to learn the language. I have purchased the Rosetta Stone DVD's and they are nice but just getting started. BigDaddy recommended http://www.pimsleurapproach.com/ as he said the CD's were all he needed to learn what he needed to know. I am also willing to spend a month or two in an intensive language school in the country. Anyone ever done this before? Recommendations? I saw a few in Sao Paulo and there were 2 I wanted to visit but refused to give me the address until I filled out an online application. I stayed away from those schools. I am willing to do a school in any city as long as it has a decent hotel and some sauna boys. Any suggestions? Or, any other recommendations on other courses?

Excellent advice. Thank you. Agree with you on many things. 117 is my favorite in Rio and spend most of my time there. Have not been to a few of the ones you mentioned but will give them a try on my next Rio visit which is not too far in the future. In Sao Paulo this week, most of the guys were asking 60-70 from Americans. They were all willing to go for less but one guy from Rio wanted 100 and no less. He was the hottest in the place and was in and out at least 5 times that I saw.

If he takes another run for President, I'll jump in on that ship again. He is an amazing man and so little in DC are willing to speak their mind. He does and it is a great mind to boot.

Lucky is alive and well. Never believe death reports unless you are at the funeral. I have been dead a few times only to rise again.

What is your favorite fast food place? Mine is a mix. I love Subway just about anytime day or night. I can get what I want exactly the way I want it. They do have these world wide but not as much as other American chains. Next would be McDonalds. I grew up on this and it was a few times a month we were treated to a cheeseburger here and still I love the place. I know not good for the calories but nothing beats a Quarter Pounder when you are traveling long distance and have only a few minutes to devour something.

No, it was not appropriate. It was not discreet. It was not professional. Regardless of what you think of your clients, they are paying for you to keep the transaction private. I once ran an escort service in NYC. Our largest money making weekend was the Republican Convention in Philly. We sent tons of boys down. One came back and we were watching the speeches and his client was on the tv. A very consertative man with deeply religious politics. It was not our business.

My first Gaiety boy was in the Hotel Carter. It was close by to them and very cheap. The Montreal boys used to love it and the staff there did not give a fuck who came or went.

Dennis has always been my hero. He was my number 1 when the primaries began in the last few elections. He is amazing. Sadly, he is never taken seriously.