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I guess I was really ill informed. I thought the majority of the money came from churches and businesses. I was surprised to see so many individuals on that list for large amounts of cash. This tells me we are still really very hated among many and have a far way to go even in Liberal California. Greg, the make sicked me as well. Thanks Bi boy for pointing this out.

My philosophy is always if it is between 2 consenting adults, let them have fun. I am pretty vanilla myself. I know there are rumors to the contrary but it is true. I am the easiest guy on earth to please. A little nipple play and I am yours for life. I think I have gone through many stages. When I first came out, I was a total bottom and only wanted to service guys. I then went to being a total top. I went through the leather/bear seasons. I went to a few sex parties. I tried fisting a few guys (a finger up my ass hurts so a fist would not be possible). I even attempted water sports but have always been horrible at peeing on command. There are few things I would not try and hold no judgments to anyone that likes sex the way they like it and for whatever reasons they like it. I know escorts who have serviced clergy on their alter, senators in their offices, taxi drivers in the cars and numerous other things space and time will not allow. It all seems fine to me. I think acting out sexually with another adult is not only very normal but necessary to staying mentally healthy. If all people were allowed to express their sexual desires without judgment, I think there were be far fewer sex crimes, less sick days and more happy people.

Thanks for pointing out that little paragraph Bibottom.

Tomcal, there should not be the limit there. If you are not using Firefox try it. If not, send them to us at MaleEscortReview@gmail.com and I will take a look at them to see why they are not loading properly.

I agree with you. I am here 2 weeks before Carnival and it is mostly the hotties from Brazil that are here. The hotties from overseas are coming in soon. The hottest boy I ever met was my bf for the last 5 years. I met him in a street fight in Thailand. He was the one with the gun and it turned me on so much. To this day, no other boy compares. However, I keep looking and trying to find one. It is the Neverending Search that I love. Not the actual encounters I meet along the way.

Damm. She knows how to pick them.

Excellent post and I love all the cities you mentioned. My list would be similar but with a few additions. 1. Pattaya, Thailand 2. Bangkok 3. Sao Paulo 4. Rio 5. Barcelona 6. Montreal 7. Prague Pattaya is the most hookers in one spot on the planet. You can pick them up at the mall, walking down the street or while they are working at a 5 star hotel. The city is just covered with money boys. Bangkok is full of some of the most amazing boys but with a lot of wonderful shopping experiences and fun places to go. I put Sao Paulo over Rio mainly because I have more friends in Sao Paulo and it is more comfortable for me. I guess if I ever made good friends in Rio, I may put it higher on the list. I love Montreal and when I was in NYC, it was a monthly trip and loved it there. I have to get back soon. I have never been to the south of Brazil but you have convinced me to go. Thanks.

Again, pointers and suggestions are always welcome! Oz Sell Your Ass With Class – Be The Best Escort You Can Be! Are you a bottom the boys boast about, a terrific top, or voraciously versatile? Or, maybe you are new to the escort scene and are not quite happy with the comments you are getting on Male Escort Review? Either way, you always want to give it your all when you are at a client's beck and call. At Male Escort Review, we took the time to write about how clients should act when they meet a new escort. Then the clients spoke and said: “Hey Awesome Oz – this is all well and good, but shouldn't the escorts get a schooling as well?” Why yes, my pretties! The Yellow Brick Road is a two way street. And you want to be asstastic, don't you? So today we are going to talk about what you can do to be the best escort possible! For some of you, these tips may seem obvious; but as any client will tell you, these ferocious faux pas happen more often then you would think. It's all part of the regular service you get when you put Male Escort Review on your daily list of things to do! After all, being an escort is more than just a sport or hobby – it's a way of life. Rule #1: Update Your Photos Regularly! Not all of your potential clients are wealthy. Many of them have to save up for a long time between escort encounters. That means it's very important that the encounter is special and exactly what he's looking for. A lot of men have very specific preferences when it comes who they want to go to Gaytown with. But, if you show up and don't look like what he's expecting, you may send his boner to Limpville. Small details like your hair, how in shape you are and even your current style sense may be a bigger deal than you think. That's why you should update your photos at least every three months. And, do so even more regularly if you get a haircut, change your gym habits or buy a new wardrobe. You have to be exactly what he's sexpecting! Rule #2: Be Upfront And Honest About Your Experience When a potential client wants you to ball him for Benjamins, it's tempting to want to agree to any sort of activities he suggests as long as they are safe and sane. The problem is that simply because you are willing to do something doesn't mean you are good at doing it. Any sexual act, whether it's taking it up the poop chute for the first time or teabagging the dude while singing “Baby Got Back,” takes practice before perfection. When a client hires you, he does so because he thinks you are going to be particularly skilled at whatever you agree to. That's why if he suggests something you've never done before, you should tell him that you are willing to do it, but that it will be your first time trying it. For some guys, this is far from a turn-off. In fact, quite a few will be eager to pop your sex- while-standing-upside-down-in-a-tutu cherry. But, others will realize that you are not the escort for them - and that's not a bad thing. Sure, you'll miss out on that one appointment – but you won't get a bad review that could cost you thousands of dollars in prospective clients. The bottom line is that you have to be very clear on what you are good at, what's new to you and what you are on the fence about. A little honesty goes a long way. Rule #3: Wash Everywhere Before An Appointment We can't stress this rule enough. Nothing will gross a potential client out more than seeing a bit of toilet paper stuck to your ass, noticing lube from a previous encounter or ball sweat. It's gross. Period. You want to come off as pristine as possible. Don't overdo it with the cologne, but do put on some scent, wash your hair, make sure your ass is clean and don't take a shit within an hour or two of an appointment. One of the biggest complaints we get is about uncut escorts who, for some reason, have yet to learn to pull back their foreskin when they do the cock wash. The result is an otherwise fine escort who smells like week-old brie. Keep the cheese in the fridge where it belongs! Rule #4: Show Up On Time This should be a no-brainer for any professional baller, but you'd be surprised at how often escorts turn up late for appointments – and what a hassle it is. First off, lots of dudes are worried that you are not going to show up and get more and more nervous the later it gets. That doesn't set the right mood. Secondly, it comes off as disrespectful. They are paying you a lot of money for this sexperience, and they deserve your time and effort. Thirdly, in the era of Google Maps and Yahoo! Directions, there is never any excuse to be late. You used to be able to say, “Hey, I had trouble finding your place,” and be believed. But these days it will take you a maximum of 10 minutes of online research to find out how to get to a place, where to park and how much time it will take you. If you can't be bothered to figure this stuff out in advance, you are better off giving it away for free at the local glory hole than trying to support yourself with your wood. Rule #5: Be Prepared Escorting, like many professions, all comes down to good service. Think of it this way – when you stay in a hotel, does it piss you off if you have to call the front desk for extra pillows or blankets? If so, imagine how your client feels if you don't come prepared with everything you need to spill their seed. This means you should always bring condoms and lube with you. Sure, a good client will also bring his own; but you can't count on that. Many escorts also bring a couple sex toys along for the ride. Cock rings are often helpful – particularly if your client is older and may no longer be a hard wood. Rule #6: Don't Be A Clock Watcher We know you have a busy life. We know you may schedule multiple appointments during the day or have to get to class or meet up with your boyfriend. Still, there is no excuse for rushing the experience. It's a huge turn-off for clients when they feel like you are constantly watching the clock waiting for your hour (or two or three) to be over. They want to imagine you are having just as much fun as they are. That's what makes it sextacular for them. Sure, if you don't watch the clock you may end up spending a few minutes longer than the booked time with him – but so what? Ten minutes of your day isn't going to kill you – and might earn you a tip and/or a repeat performance. To make it easier to do this, make sure you have at least a 90-minute break between appointments. That way if one runs late, you won't be playing catch up to get to your next cumtaculous conquest. Rule #7: Don't Mention Other Guys To Your Client For you, the escort sexperience is a job. For your client, it's an extra special part of their week. They want to feel like you are their boyfriend – for an hour at least. The last thing they want to consider is how much cock you’ve made cum, or how many loads you've blown this week. Most want to at least be able to fantasize that you are with them. This means they don't want to hear about your boyfriend, other clients or how popular you've become as an escort. They simply want all of your attention focused on them. Therefore, unless they bring it up, keep your moth shut. Discretion is the better part of valor – and the mystery will help them keep it up! Rule #8: Communication Is Key! The relationship between a client and an escort is just that – a relationship. And communication is the key to any sexessful relationship. That means you can't assume your client is having a good time simply because he isn't complaining. A lot of clients are nice guys who will do what they can to spare your feelings – even if they are extremely disappointed with your encounter. This is exactly how “surprise” bad escort reviews happen. The solution is to keep communicating with your client during the entire session. Ask him if he likes what you are doing. Subtly queery him on whether there is anything you could be doing to make things better. At the end of the date, ask him if he had a good time and if there is anything else he'd like you to do during the next session. All of this will make him feel like his experience is important to you – and help him get the most bang for his bucks. It doesn't take a lot of effort – simply talk to him and listen to what he has to say. Rule #9: Always Try To Make It Extra Special If you've been keeping up with Male Escort Review – and we know you have – you'll have noticed that there was a recent debate about whether or not your client should tip after the encounter. The verdict is in and the results are this: The client can tip – but only if he's gotten exceptional service. A tip is not a requirement when you are being hired for your professional services. Therefore, you can't whine if you don't get a tip; but if you work hard, you should be able to earn one from many clients. The key is to try and go above and beyond the call of duty. An escort encounter should never be a routine sexual experience. It should be sextacular! Compliment him as much as you can. Engage him in conversation. Treat him the way you'd want your boyfriend to treat you. Show an interest in his job. Cuddle with him, kiss him – go out of your way to be the best! The easiest way to do this is to imagine you are the one spending the money on the encounter. Think how you would want to be treated and do that. That, my friend, is the best tip Male Escort Review may ever give you! Go Out And Get Them! OK now, boys, we've dealt with you fair and square. We told the clients how to act and we've schooled you on how to react! So, what are you waiting for? It's time for you to be good boys as you satisfy your client’s naughty nocturnal needs! Don't be Mick Jagger – go out and get some satisfaction! cc TotallyOz MaleEscortReview.com 2009

I am in Brazil and use the google translate service on an almost daily basis. I had a very sexy boy with me this week and he speaks not a word of English and I not a word of Portuguese. So we use this to communicate at times. Not that talking is so important. Anyway, I noticed they have added Thai as one of their translation languages. That will make communication so much easier with some of my special friends there. BTW: the boy with me is 23, tight six pack, blond hair and brown eyes. Looks like he stepped off of a Calvin Klein underwear ad. Brazil is amazing this time of year as Carnival is approaching and all the guys from across the country come here to work in the saunas and the beaches are jam packed every day with eye candy galore. Still missing Thailand though but trying to make the best of things here. http://translate.google.com/

Actually, when I met him at 117, the first thing I said to myself was, "thank goodness Marc is not here or he would take this boy with him for the month and I would not be able to see him." LOL Just Kidding. I would have easily given him up for your company. No shit. He is adorable; in a twink skater surfer kind of way. Not a defined body but a cute thin body with a slight pudge. He is so sweet though and kisses like there was no tomorrow. He had me in one of the movie rooms at 117 biting on my earlobes and kept insisting on a programa. Since he was so sweet, I did it in your honor. If I see him again, I will get a pic. I took my camera with me today but once I saw him, I completely forgot about it.

Fascinating observations. Thanks so much!

I went to Pointe 202 on Sunday night here in Rio and it was fun. There were over 30 guys there. Most were older and more hunky than I like but I was able to find a cute 20 year old who had the body of Adonis. We went for a programa and it was OK. Not the best but not the worst. He said he was gay and did everything but passivo. That was OK with me. He was a bit rushed and he really wanted to come at the end. The room was clean and it was 30R. I did find it strange that he wanted to get the room and me not go to the front. When I checked out, they had my bill ready minus the room on the computer. I paid the guys cash for it all. I wondered if this was a way to get more money than to share with the owner? Not sure. Tomorrow, I want to try MM. Wish me luck. It is no towel night.

Well, I have come to the conclusion that they are in Rio for the month of February. I have been here many times for Carnival and every time I get taken aback by the bounty of bodacious buns and bods. I went to Ipanema beach today to the gay area and there were so many hotties that I didn't know if I should stand and salute or sit and savor. Hot bodies, sexy tight bathing suits that leave NOTHING to the imagination, six packs, tans, and more of all the same. I had a boy I met at the sauna approach me and hang out a bit. He was a blond surfer twink who does not have the 6 pack but does have a sexy smile. He and I chatted and if I had been able to speak the language, perhaps we would be in my room together right now. But, alas, we could not communicate very much. He did give me a deep french kiss and say "sexo" but I wasn't sure if he wanted it there or in my hotel. The thought of sex on the beach brought shivers to my body as I was worried the other beach goers would think I was a beached whale and try to roll me back in the water. The last thing I want is coverage on CNN at Carnival time. Anyway, damm. Damm. The boys here are hot. If anyone who has ever not been to Rio at Carnival time, you must put it on your agenda. It is quite spectacular to see.

The articles written are really for those inexperienced in hiring escorts. I don't think someone like yourself or Marc Anthony would ever view them as something you need to do as what you are doing works and works well for you. Some clients however are very inexperienced and often need a little help in getting started. Once started each person will do their own thing. Me, I tend to hire someone and if good try to turn them into a live in "lover." Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. Most of the time, the chemistry is just not there for someone long term. As far as your review or lack of review of this guy goes, I have been there so many times it hurts. I have often had experiences where I wanted to write a glowing review but just would not do that as the session itself was not glowing. I have tried to be fair in all my reviews but when I come across someone that does not live up to expectations, I have a dilemma. I don't want to hurt their business but I also want others to be prepared for the same thing. The most common thing for me is that the photos do NOT live up to the actual person. If someone shows me photos of a six pack and they actually have a little gut, it is a huge disappointment for me. I much prefer something honest and real as opposed to someone that is misrepresenting himself. You came to a decision and decided not to write the review. I understand that decision. I have done that in the past as well and most likely will again in the future. I have also come to the conclusion that if others may get a disappointing experience from the guy that reviewers need to make that known and they often do in either reviews or in posts on this message board. I am often too subtle in my words when I should be more expressive but I try t get the point across.

Same for me Adam. I have also made some changes to the article in the tip section. See if this is more accurate of the readerships beliefs.

We have just 7 weeks left to get that special trip to your favorite spot. http://www.maleescortreview.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=2932

I had a sexy Brazilian boy with me last night and he had a very nice cock and for me it was just perfect. It was not too long and not to small. It was a nice 7 inches and thick. It was uncut which I really like if I am a bottom. I like cut much more if I am sucking it. But, for me, bigger than him would have been just too much. I was quite content with what I had in my bed.

The primary market is for clients. We want to get them on the site to hire the guys here. What would attract your attention? This is just the one for a few weeks, we can change it whenever we want but need to find a designer to do it for us. That is always hard as I do not have good tastes when it comes to colors and stuff. Nasty thoughts are my forte. I tend to agree on the background color and will try to splash it up a bit for the next version.

I often get caught up in the moment and find someone so adorable that I would offer to fly them to the moon and back before reality sets in. I met a guy in Sao Paulo that I adored. I gave him a 2 out of 10 but for looks, he is simply amazing. Divine. Yummy. A perfect companion for me. As I saw him again in Rio (his home) at Club 117, I took him to my hotel for the evening. I was planning on keeping him for about a month (in my own mind). I had asked his daily rate and a weekly rate and we would decide after the first night. Well, even though he had a big fish on the line, he wasn't able to seal the deal. Sex was still a 2 out of 10. Kissing was excellent and he would do that all night. During sex, he wanted to watch porn. That is not my thing especially straight porn. When it was time for bed, he wanted to stay up and watch TV in the living room and I went to bed. The tv blasted all night until I got up and turned it off and put him in the bed to sleep. He slept most of the day. When he woke up, I took him for lunch and shopping at Fashion Rio and put him in a taxi back to his home. I had planned on a very long term thing as just looking at him makes my heart go pitter pat. But, luckily, my lack of sleep combined with my hours of free time this morning told me he was not the one. I said goodbye and fully expect he returned to the shop to get a refund on the clothes purchased. LOL Oh well, I am still on the hunt. Perhaps next time my little head won't be going into fantasy mode so fast and will give a test run for a few days before it starts playing "here comes the Bride" as I walk down the isle in my latest white gown.

Thanks Tomcal. Much appreciated. I was headed to Pointe 202 last night but got detoured at 117. I was planing on doing both but the boy I wanted went home to get his clothes for an overnight and what he said would be an hour was almost 3. By the time he arrived, I was getting ready to leave but he made it in time and off we went. On Friday night at 117, they have a gogo show at 8PM with some drag at 9 and then followed by Bingo. If you win Bingo, you get a free boy. A pretty good deal IMHO. But, you need someone sitting by you to play as it is all in Portuguese. There were over 50 boys there last night with something for everyone. I saw several twinks that I liked and even had a short time with 2 of them while I waited on my boy to get back. There were tons of muscle boys around and the bodies on these boys are simply divine. The cost to get in is 30 R and drinks are reasonable. The suites are the same as years gone by and do need a bit of remodeling IMHO. The place has changed since my last visit with a new movie room added upstairs and a newer, cleaner cafe downstairs. There are still tons of places to hide and play. There were many customers and the wait for rooms was about one hour at the end. Overall a good Friday night. I will try some of your other suggestions this week and since 117 and Point 202 are the only 2 I know well, I am excited to try some of the other places.

All of this is fucking bullshit. A young man tries a little weed. So fucking what? No big deal IMHO. But, as a weed lover myself, I would have bought the Frosted Flakes just because of him. Now, I'll just stick to my regular brands.

You are most welcome. Glad you enjoyed it. Hopefully you and I will get to play with these rules one day. Yes, I do understand that. It is really to each his own. I have found I tip a percentage for one hour appointments, etc. When it is a long term thing, I don't tip cash but usually with presents, etc. But, I find out what the guy wants to make sure I get it. My boy in Sao Paulo, I always tip well but on this trip, he asked me to get him some PSP games in USA and I did that. It was almost 400 USD worth of games so I'll let that be his tip for a few evenings. I also tip my mechanic. But, he has been my mechanic since I was 15 years old. I will always get him an Xmas present and when I travel overseas, I will often get him a hat as he wears a hat 24/7. Not a lot but just a little to say thanks for taking care of me for so long. Hey FourAces. I have written lots of articles on how to be a good escort. They will all be on the site. This was really my first one geared totally for clients. But, the others will be there for the boys as well. I put the responsibility on both parties to make the evening successful. It is really up to both to make sure things go smooth and a Happy Ending is had by all. It is yummy isn't it? Thanks for the other suggestions as well. I will work on them either in this article on another few I am working on before the new site goes live. I will be curious as to other responses. I always tip if the service is good. If it is not, I do not. I stay in Thailand quite a bit and am known for being very generous with the guys I go with. One night I met this guy who was adorable and new to the area. I took him home and he was an absolute dud. It was the worst hour I had had in ages. He said everything was possible and yet when it came down to it, he was not capable of anything. I gave him 500 Thai Baht and sent him away. When he got back to the area he was in, he talked to the other boys I know and they found out I gave him 500 baht and they told him that he must have really sucked (not in a good way) as I never give a guy so little money. He was pleased with the 500 until he found out my normal rates. The next night, he walked over to me, handed me the 500 baht and said he did not want it and instead wanted a second chance for a short time. I took the money and agreed. That night he was amazing. Naturally, I tipped accordingly. That said, some tip and some do not. It really is up to each person. I always do if good service is given. But, I also tip doormen, housekeepers, etc. In hotels, there are only 2 groups that you need to be friends with. The doormen and housekeepers can get you anything you want and make sure your stay is beyond expectations. Sorry for the rambling. I'll be curious to see what others say on the tips.

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In our new site to come soon, we have a section on escorts and escorting. Here is a good guide on how to be a good client. Any suggestions from escorts or clients on things I have left out or need to include, please let me know! Oz Do The Right Thing – How To Be A Great Escort Client Even If You Are A Bad Boy Welcome back my happy homos, tasty twinks and burly bears, to the latest edition of the Male Escort Review guide to exciting erotic escort experiences. At Male Escort Review, we know that many of you have tripped the dick fantastic with lots of pay for gays, raunchy rent boys and horny hustlers – but everybody has their first time. So, today we are going to look back to a time before we first opened our wallet to open his button-flies. We didn't know what to expect, how to act or how to play with our boy toy. It was like opening up a new game on Christmas Day – only to discover they'd forgotten to include the rules. We also hear from time to time from escorts who report that they've dealt with clueless clients, uncouth cads and downright bad motherfuckers. Now, we know we can't help you if you are truly a dick, but we do think that perhaps some of these bad sexperiences come from simple, innocent ignorance. Therefore, we are going to tell you exactly how to behave when you misbehave. Think of it as Escort Hiring 101 – brought to you straight from the source at the Male Escort Review. Rule #1: Be The Real Deal Most professional escorts are cool cats who lead busy, interesting lives. Being an escort is only a small part of how they fill up their days and nights. Often it's a job they love, but at the end of the day it's still all about the money, honey. One of their biggest complaints is dealing with “time wasters.” These are dud studs who don't really plan on ever hiring an escort. They just like choking their chicken while talking to escorts online or on the phone, and fantasizing about gay for pay. Their M.O. (that's Modus Operandi to you, detective) is to keep contacting the escort and acting like they plan to make a date – which always seems to fall through at the last minute. Talk about being a cock tease! Until an escort picks up on what's going on, he can end up wasting hours of his valuable time – and never getting paid for it. So, the number one rule is never contact an escort unless you are serious about hiring one. If you have a fetish about escorts but don't have the time, money or inclination to actually go to one, why not get out your frustration by writing an erotic story about your fantasies? Who knows – if it's good, we might publish it here! Don’t be a dick – keep it real. Rule #2: Make A Connection It would be nice to think that we are the only men in our escort's lives. But we all know the turgid truth - that these boys are ass with class and very much in demand. What bugs butt boys almost as much as time wasters is guys who don't keep in touch about appointments, make it unclear if a date is settled on or change up plans at the last minute. That's why it's so important that you make sure they know you are serious and due for a screw. When you decide that you do want to see the escort and are fine with his rates, set up a date and time and then stick to it. Beyond that, the day before it’s good to call, text or email the escort to confirm your appointment. Many guys expect the escort to call them to confirm, but most won't for one very simple reason: They are afraid they'll try to contact you when you are out with your wife, boyfriend, boss or children and they don't want to embarrass you. But, if you don't confirm, they'll be worried that you were not serious. That's why you have to stay connected when you crave cockalicious carnality. It will let them know you are sexually serious and also let them be much more relaxed when they are on their way to give you a great lay! It only takes a few seconds to send a text – and if you do, the boys will think you are the best! Rule #3: No Means No Many escorts will tell you that this is the most important rule of all: they are human beings, not objects. A lot of serious shitheads look at escorts as simply paid-for tail that they can do anything they want with. They are wrong. An escort is someone's son, brother, lover and friend. They have a soul. Most importantly, they have free will and the right to say “no” at any time before or during a sexual encounter. There are many reasons why they might suddenly feel uncomfortable with a given situation or act. There are also some things they won't do because it's not in their comfort zone. If they tell you to stop, you need to stop. Otherwise, you are a rapist. Just because you are paying them doesn't give you the right to do whatever you want with their beautiful bodies. Learn this. Know this. Live this. Rule #4: Be A Clean Fucking Machine Soap is your friend – and learning how to use it will lead you to much better escort encounters and make gays want to dick you again and again. Yes, I know that in some parts of the bear and leather community, smelling bad is considered a turn on. But, for all but a very small selection of escorts, it isn't. You would think this would be obvious. Didn't your mother tell you to wash behind your ears? Don't your sisters take a shower before a date? Then why do you think you have a right to be Pigpen living in Stinktown, U.S.A.? Before any appointment with an escort, take a long, hot shower. Use soap. Don't just wash your balls! Pay attention to your ass, so that you don't get nicknamed “Dingleberry.” Shampoo is your friend! Most escorts get very turned off by guys who smell like a stink machine. And, they've most likely made an effort to be as pristinely presentable to your penis as possible. The least you can do is return the favor! Rule #4: No Surprises An evening, morning or afternoon delight with an escort should be a well planned out event. Surprises are not your friend. We know that it can be embarrassing to talk about what you want in bed with a man you've yet to meet in person, but you've got to suck it up and give him a good sexplanation before your horny hookup. There is nothing worse for either an escort or a client than having some special kink or move come up after the date has already started. The dude may not be willing to doing the dirty deed. Or, he may suck at it, but know someone who would be happy to piss on you, karate chop your nuts or give you a tasty teabag. It doesn't matter what daring-do makes you want to screw; there is an escort out there who will want to fill your nasty needs. But, it may not be the escort you've scheduled to meet up with. So, if you have any unusual sexpectations you need to be clear, because they are not clairvoyant. Rule #5: Stay Sane And Sober Whenever an escort goes to meet a new client, he's going to be a little bit nervous. After all, he has no way of knowing if you are a psycho hose beast or a gorgeous gentleman. Any intimate setting, including your hotel room or apartment, is a situation in which you could be Mr. Nutsy McCrazycock. This is why they are very, very careful when they first get to your place about anything that could indicate that you might get out of control. The number one red flag for these fabulous fags is if you reek of booze, are deliriously drunk or tweaking on Tina. Every sexperienced escort in the world has had a notorious nightmare with a client who seemed fine at first but then became a serious shitheel once he was drunk, high or both. In fact, many will simply walk out the door. The rule of thumb is that you can get wasted with your friends, but an escort should be able to do things to your body that will make you forget champagne and meth exist. You should also avoid hiring an escort if you are in some sort of emotional crisis or just starting new medication. The intense experience of being with an escort could cause you to freak out and/or otherwise terrify the guy if he doesn't know you very well. The best thing to do is hire an escort only when you are sober, sane and seriously sexual. Otherwise, you'll waste his time and yours. Rule #6: Be Prepared To Play Safe No glove, no love - no fucking excuses. If there's one request escorts get terrifyingly tired of hearing it's, “Do I really have to wear one?” Yes, you do. In fact, not only should you be willing to wear a johnny on the cock; you should make sure they wrap their pack as well. The best thing possible is to bring your own condoms and lube with you to the ass-pointment. That way, you can use your preferred brand and the escort will know that you are not going to try to give them a hard time – except in safe, government-approved ways. You should also know that if you try to do the pullout-fakeout - where you put on a condom, start fucking them doggy style and then take it off without them knowing - you are evil. That kid will have to undergo STD testing, put off clients until his results come back and be terrified the entire time. Pretending to wear a rubber when you really aren't is a form of rape – no matter what the circumstances - so just don't do it. Rule # 7: Leave A Tip Any bartender will tell you: If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to be in a bar. The same goes for escorts. The price they quote you online or over the phone is just the basic price. While they should not expect a tip, they do greatly appreciate one and it is when they are good at their job that they deserve one. Unless the date goes horribly wrong, a gentleman usually tips his escorts. This is especially true if you are using an agency as the agency normally takes 1/3 of the cut from the guys and a little extra will be much appreciated. There are some exceptions. If your escort only does the minimum needed, then no tip is needed. You can tell if an escort is simply going through the motions and does little to make you happy. However, if they go above and beyond to please you, a tip is a great way to show them they did great at their job and you were very happy with their service. If handing over extra cash bothers you and you'd rather give him a gift, make sure you also give him the gift receipt so that he can return it. Remember, he's not your wife or husband, and he has the right to his own personal taste. You are with him because you are a cockaholic, and a tip will go a long way to ensuring you have a great roll in the hay. Now You Are The Man With The Plan! Ok. You now have a degree in not being a dick! All you have to do is follow these few simple rules and you'll be the cream of the crop, the top top or the best bottom your escort has seen that day! It's not really that hard to be a good client – which is why it sucks that so many clients suck! Keep these rules in mind and you'll do fine – and we'll be reading your reviews about awesome ass in no time flat! cc MaleEscotReview.com 2009

What are the best nights for the Rio saunas. I heard that Meou Mundo has toweless nights a few days a week. Does anyone know what nights? Also, which other saunas are busy on what nights? Thanks! Oz