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If I want to understand how a MAGAt thinks, I'll just watch a rerun of "To Catch a Predator."

I wonder if donOLD has already pardoned everyone in his administration and just not made it public. He could wait until near the end of his term, but he could kick the bucket suddenly and at any time. If they're smart, anyone in his administration should require a pardon immediately. They don't want him to die before he issues pardons for them. Without a pardon, some of them might have some criminal liability.

MAGAts were so disappointed Sunday night when they tuned into the snowflake show expecting a kid, only to find out "Kid" Rock is a 55 year old long-haired skinny white dude.

Do you think Melania ever had black d!ck? Can she claim it wasn't real s3x if it was through the back door?

Prediction: Fox "News" will report, surprisingly without evidence, that kid rock's Superbowl performance received millions more viewers than Bad Bunny's performance. If you're under 40, it's likely you have no idea who kid rock is. He used to be moderately popular about 25 years ago. Even though he was second or third choice to perform behind their first choice, relevant and banging, 83 year old lee greenwood, he's hoping this performance will resuscitate his dead career.

Though out of character, it's reported Trophy Wife keeps her clothes on in this film, but she still manages to wear her signature F#ck-Me stilettos throughout.

So, you post others' opinions because you didn't actually see it. That's hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. But you still have a chance if you hurry. If you force yourself to go by Wednesday, you can sit anywhere you want. After that, it may not be showing at your local theater. If you go, bring tissue or a hanky. It's a tearjerker; a really sad movie. SPOILER: B!tch is still alive at the end. "No hats were harmed in the making of this film"

I'll go out on a limb and predict that the "movie" will be pulled from theaters by next weekend, if not sooner. Anyone (MAGAts) who was interested in seeing it saw it this weekend. Who's gonna want to see this trainwreck twice? Trophy Wife should have showcased her talent more by including a little porn.

What is the appropriate description of Kristi Noem? Do MAGAts prefer that she be called a murderer? Or do they prefer she be called a murderess?

Trophy Wife's new documentary film, "Melania," is scheduled to be released in theaters on 1/30/2026. Will you see it? It's rumored, even though she wears her signature f#ck-me stilettos throughout the movie, she's decided she's too old to revive her failed porn career and she keeps her clothes on in this PG-rated movie. Word on the street is that this movie is a shoo-in for another participation trophy for a member of America's favorite family. Let's all hope she gets exactly what she deserves.

Your expectation of seeing an intelligent post from a MAGAt should be tempered by reality.

Do you believe that's a fair request? It would require the responder to have an actual thought.

Looking at several videos of the ICE agent shooting of Renee Good, it looks like her car either made no contact with the agent, or the contact was so minimal, it didn't cause the agent to move or even sway a little bit. She seems to be more focused on the agent outside her driver's side window, and probably didn't even see the agent (who shot her) approaching her car from the front. It appears the agent didn't shoot her as her car was moving in his direction, but shot her as the car war moving away. It's reported the agent went to the hospital after scurrying from the scene of the shooting. I can't wait to see the government's AI video of the shooting.

Barron trump celebrated New Year's Eve with his aging mother and some old geezer purportedly to be his father. Why would a 19 year old spend his holiday this way?

It's being reported that a serial criminal, a resident of the North Pole and accused of breaking into millions of American homes each year during the night of December 24 as well as employing slave labor throughout the year, will be entering US airspace in a primitive flying contraption on Wednesday night to continue his crime spree. With this advance knowledge, will ICE be competent enough to finally capture this illegal alien and criminal, and at long last bring him to justice?