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Barron trump celebrated New Year's Eve with his aging mother and some old geezer purportedly to be his father. Why would a 19 year old spend his holiday this way?

It's being reported that a serial criminal, a resident of the North Pole and accused of breaking into millions of American homes each year during the night of December 24 as well as employing slave labor throughout the year, will be entering US airspace in a primitive flying contraption on Wednesday night to continue his crime spree. With this advance knowledge, will ICE be competent enough to finally capture this illegal alien and criminal, and at long last bring him to justice?

When donOLD inevitably kicks the golden bucket, and as all the worldwide celebrations are winding down, will Trophy Wife be obligated to attend his funeral if there's no guarantee she'll get her usual public appearance fee? Would it be appropriate for her to just autopen her signature on a Hallmark sympathy card and mail it to one of donOLD's spawn?

What's become of our resident MAGAt? They seem to be MIA. I hope they haven't been institutionalized.

What's gonna happen with our boy Pete Hegseth? donOLD won't fire him because firing Petey would reflect badly on donOLD's make-believe image of hiring only the "best" people. I predict Petey will announce his resignation soon, blaming it on negative fake coverage from the "lame" stream media.

It's reported than donOLD has caused the price of cocaine to drop. Don Jr can now celebrate on a budget.

donOLD claims he's stopping illegal drugs from entering the US. How will Don Jr start his day?

It appears that donOLD is adept at multitasking. He's not only a pedophile, he's also a war criminal.

What mental illness does Kevin Hassett have? He doesn't seem to be able to not smile, even though he doesn't seem to be particularly happy. I bet his childhood hobby was pulling wings off butterflies.

Is MAGA a terrorist organization?

It's reported that the Epstein files show Epstein called donOLD "borderline insane" in 2017. I'm pretty sure donOLD crossed that border years before that.

donOLD will decriminalize pedophilia because "when you're a star they let you do it."

Will donOLD ever forgive Marla Maples for getting pregnant and forcing him to marry her?

Of course donOLD, and probably Trophy Wife, as well, was aware of Epstein's raping of teenage girls, yet did not contact authorities of this disgusting and illegal activity. Trump knew about Epstein’s conduct, newly released emails suggest https://l.smartnews.com/p-6zDglLIQ/KsW7xE

At least 188 Christian & Republican leaders have been accused of child abuse this year https://l.smartnews.com/p-6wC21FEQ/etFG5g The list is only through October. Probably many more can make the list in November and December. Imagine all the Repugs dressed as Santa Claus hoping to snare...well, we know what they want to snare. I hope no one on this list is a forum member or someone posting in this thread.