Goober

Perception matters more than reality.

I haven't watched Trophy Wife's recent press conference, but I've read the transcript (https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/2026/04/first-lady-melania-trump-statement/). Note that she only asserts claims about her association with Epstein are false, she doesn't assert that donOLD wasn't besties with Epstein, or that donOLD isn't a pedophile or that donOLD didn't r_ape young girls. Sometimes, what one doesn't say is more important than what one says.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8gj7bMS/

The citizens of Venezuela and Cuba should take note. Just like donOLD raised the hopes of the Iranian people and then left them high and dry, he'll do the same to the Venezuelans and Cubans.

Supposing the ceasefire agreement ends the US/Iran conflict, but not the Israel/Iran and Israel/Hezbollah conflicts. Will America buy this as a win for donOLD if the continued unrest causes gas to come down a bit, but still remain higher than it was before the war? And what have we gained, other than more debt, and the abandonment of the Iranian people?

Trophy Wife, donOLD and Pammy Bondi at the White House Easter Egg Hunt yesterday:

donOLD's "granddaughter," Kai, has expectations of playing on the University of Miami's women's golf team. Shouldn't Kai be required to be gender tested to verify if they qualify to play on the women's team? A Google search of "is kai trump a boy or girl" resulted in this response "identifies as an 18-year-old woman."

First, it was Kristi, now it's Pammy. I wonder if they thought donOLD selected them because of their expertise and professionalism? He always needs someone to blame, and women seem to be his first choice.

What pronouns does her husband prefer? Which public restroom does her husband use?

I'm surprised trump hasn't been pushing for Tiffany to enlist in the military. She's 32 years old, and he's been trying to get rid of her for 33 years.

Along with Barron, Tiffany Trump is 32 and Kai Trump is 18, both within the accepted military enlistment age range.

Have Barron and Tiffany enlisted in the military, yet? Are bone spurs hereditary?

Noem's new position will be the Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas. So, this made up position as well as a questionable DHS ad campaign costing $220,000,000. Where is DOGE when you need it?

Was she speaking at an event in Nashville when she was fired? Did anyone tell her mid-speech, or did they let her continue to humiliate herself?

Another trump grift: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8QoryuW