Stable Genius

Maher's got it!

George Conway commented on Trump farting in the courtroom , "Not that anyone should do anything with this information—but flatulent and fraudulent do rhyme."

The Fart Trial has daily, if not hourly, news coming out. In deference to Adam Smith in his "Stormy Daniels is different" thread, it has been active for years, I think The Fart Trial deserves its own thread. Rest In Peace Adam, you were 6 years ahead of us!

What does EmmetK love about it tRump the most: Cheating with a porn star? Being convicted for sexual assault? Painting yourself orange? Stealing top secret documents? Being convicted for faking a children's cancer charity? Being convicted for running a fraud "university"? Kowtowing to Putin? Being broke but pretending to be rich? The ridiculous comb-over? The wife that barely tolerates him? Conning banks and taxes for decades? Cheating at golf?

Something Stinks About Donald Trump’s Trial: It Might Be Trump Sources in the courtroom are reporting that the former president is farting during his criminal proceeding https://lamag.com/politics/something-stinks-about-donald-trumps-trial-it-might-be-trump

“If you bought Trump stock two weeks ago ― and shame on you if you did ― you lost half your money,” Jimmy Kimmel said on Tuesday. “But if you hold on just a little bit longer, you might be able to lose all of it.”

Shares of Truth Social, the presidential candidate’s social-media upstart, have fallen more than 65% from their recent peak. The money-losing company was worth roughly $9 billion shortly after it started trading late last month. The company’s shares have tumbled so far this week, ending the session Tuesday down 14% at $22.84, giving it a market value of about $3.1 billion. Above from WallStreet Journal 16APRIL24

So their response to plunging stock value is to dump a fresh pile of common shares into the mix? God, these people suck at this. https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/15/trump-media-shares-plunge-after-company-files-to-issue-additional-djt-stock.html

T(rump) minus - 2 days.

Asked if it would be risky to testify at upcoming trial, Trump replied, "I'm testifying...all I can do is tell the truth." And that, is a double lie.