Day before yesterday: complete surrender, now.
Yesterday: War complete. we pretty much won
Yesterday afternoon: you better not retaliate.
Today: I am going to kill you, if you don't remove mines.
Tomorrow: victory party
Day after tomorrow : open a new account for me in Siberia to deposit the loots.
Only thing to show for:
7 soldiers dead and 150+ wounded.
This is the ORANGEGEDDEN to finish off America, on Putin's orders.
Have you had enough winning, Maga m'ffers?
Sorry, I don't feel like forgiving the Maga m'ffers who brought this upon us.