Stable Genius

I'm thinking how this is going to look in one of those illustrated kids history books in 50 years time: 'In Jan' 2021 an insurrectionist mob attacked the Capitol building in an attempt to overthrow the government. By 2026 the government had pardoned them, and then paid out huge amounts of compensation despite them never being exonerated of their crimes. We call this period the 'lunatic period' when the country lost its mind'.

Probably between an 8 to 10 point boost for Talarico. Thanks Donny! Trump endorses Paxton in Texas Senate primary over incumbent Cornyn The president faced pressure from his base to endorse the state’s attorney general, Ken Paxton. Advisers had urged him to support Sen. John Cornyn, arguing that Paxton has too much baggage.

Every time a MAGAt pays twice as much for gas, an angel gets its wings.

https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/15/politics/brian-christine-vaccine-skepticism-history A penis enlargement Doctor from Louisiana is in charge of our Hantavirus response. You really can't make this up. We are doomed.

Which one of tRump's new aides is he banging? At least they don't have the Magat Largo look yet. https://www.irishstar.com/news/politics/donald-trump-china-female-aides-37157510

Could someone tell me where the humor is in this post? Or decency. https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116561464935833982

"I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation. I don’t think about anybody,” said Trump today. Breaking news: The convicted felon finally tells the truth

"Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly —not skilled!" Donald J. Trump, Nov 10th 2013

The cage match is on for tickets to Trump’s UFC fight at the White House Some 4,000-plus spectators who are lucky enough, cunning enough or rich enough will score a seat to the fight on the South Lawn next month. As something of a professional Republican, April Melton has attended her fair share of ho-hum events in the nation’s capital. But there’s one coming up that the chair of the Black Hawk County, Iowa, GOP is dying to see up close: an Ultimate Fighting Championship extravaganza on the South Lawn of the White House next month.

Only a loser and a failure would attack a country and then negotiate a settlement that was far worse than the one that was already in place. Trump humiliates himself yet again.

https://www.theatlantic.com/national-security/2026/05/iran-war-trump-deal/687100/ Trump Is ‘Bored’ With the War He Started He wants out, but Iran could likely keep going for months.

Credit to Jimmy Kimmel for title.