Stable Genius

The U.S. sent The Three Stooges (Kushner, Witkoff and Vance) to face off against Iran’s brightest and most experienced negotiators. The outcome should come as a surprise to no one.

Weren’t these people all his supporters like last week ? It seems like starting an illegal war and fucking up the global economy was their cut off point - who knew?

A big shoe is about to drop. "The lady doth protest too much, methinks"

But does Melania object to her husband threatening to wipe out an entire civilization?

Sorry, Melania, but pictures don't lie. And your choice of husband doesn't help your case. You can't use a movie and a war in Iran to sweep this one under the rug. Methinks there is a story about to break that she doesn't like.

Hooray, we won! We traded in an octogenarian ayatollah for one in his prime! We moved fifth fleet headquarters from Bahrain to Virginia Beach. All of our other bases in the region are “uninhabitable”. Four THAAD radars were destroyed, several fixed emplacement radars, an E-3, four tankers, several brand new F-35s and a handful of older multimillion dollar aircraft. Not to mention we depleted our interceptor inventory. To top it all off, we killed thousands of non-combatants, including 160 little girls. But the straights of Hormuz are (almost?)open! Just like they were before grandpa started Operation Epstein Distraction! USA! USA! USA! USA!