Absolutely beautiful post and may your haggling tactics continue π
Sometimes it's not the actual sex it's the chasing ....the chasing that not only makes you horny but gets you off , although now it's online
I remember years ago ,( and please don't quote me) but it must be 20 years ago ,
oh get fucked if you don't believe me ,anyway I ended up meeting an old miserable farang in a bar , who said to me he got straight boys back off the street for 200 baht , this was ( 2005/2006 era)
I didn't believe him !
I said your a lying old cunt
So he invited me out with him to walk , haggle and deal with any boys he came across, that he fancied,
,even guys with their girlfriends ! Yep , he went to haggle
and yes he did get a few black eyes ππ₯π₯ but anyway let me get back to the story please!!!!βΌοΈ
Now I have fucking forgotten what I was going to write ,βΌοΈ
he said follow meπΆββοΈπΆββοΈ, and he went up to a drug affected Thai guy who with his girlfriend and asked bluntly in Thai language ( he could speak Thai partially) if he wanted 200 baht for sex with him and suck his cock etc
The Thai guy was talking back to him and the old miserable farang smiling and talking back , negotiations,haggling it went on, just like a boardroom negotiation .
Then all of a sudden the old cunt said to me , quite gleefully"I cum π¦π¦, I cum !!! Ive cum already negotiating the price " he said happily
, I have blew my load βΌοΈ he said ..as I looked down at his wet stain crotchπ¦ in his shorts ,even the Thai guy looked down to see a wet patch and was shocked π²
And he said " this my dear watson is how I save money because the chase is better than the real thing !!π¦π²
Of course the dirty old miserable cunt would be dead by now β°οΈβ οΈ