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great another dick no one wants. LMAO

I hope we will be able to elect many Democrats into the house and senate . But I was happy to see Lula win. the idea of right wing zealots loosing was awesome.

@macaroni21 1st let me state that I love your writing style. It made learning new things based of my question both enlightning and entertaining. Yes you are absolutley correct that I am an American. I would like to state that I am not the half of Americans that voted for that Orange baboon thats in office. So that there may context that I do indeed (even though from time to time ask dumb question) have a fully functional working brain. Also please explain the ELK in america vs Europe because if I look it up. IT will not be nearly as a good read. Also won't have the context either. But now that thats out the way. From things I have read here on the forums and in books and in other places. I could only assume sadly that it was the same style bar as it is in other places. Which now that I think of it was a terrible assumption. And as my 3rd grade teacher Mrs Richmond would say Look at the word assume and break it down in its parts theres U, Me, and a Ass Jesus rode in on on Palm Sunday. And when you make those assumption dear you become a beast of burden to others. LMAO she was a delightful fat lady that looked like Mrs. Claus. Aslo I would like to state that i have been wonderfully scared by public television other wise known as PBS and the BBC. Which the term BBC is usually a loaded word in this forum. But since we are not in the africa forum. It should be clear I mean British Broad Casting. Have watched many a show from Keeping up Appearances to Are You Being served . So some wonderful phrases I do know. However that still doesn't excuse my level of ignorance. For that if I offended you or anyone eles in the forum I do apologize. But the only way one learns is either by doing or asking. So thats why I ask. So that way I do not present myself and ruin wonderful spaces for anyone when I do eventually go other places. Because I do not want to be the reason any punter cant go some where. (plus please do remember to explain the ELk thing cause I am intrigued more than I should be). I agree with all your points once again I made the mistake of assuming " Why one would not want to pay". I never assumed that the dick connected to the person could be less desirable. Obviously my mind went with naked + dick + ass out = fun. But it is true sometime a pretty face plus body with a stank as fuck attitude ruins the experience. Second point there are some guys no matter the region will think " well he didn't want that guy but my dick is better " Which has happened to me in Rio. Which I politely tell them. I did not say no to him because of his dick. I said no because he would not take mine . Before these edibles take over completely. I also want to point out that the gratuity of what a 100 baht is in terms to how much a tip was more about these are working guys. Who expose there bodies to us for our enjoyment. So what is $3 dollars. But once again I made the assumption of being cheap ( you can see how this burdensome ) and not being considerate. But I whole heartedly agree that value should be given both ways as a means of exchange. I most certainly would not pay money for a bad meal. I definitely would not tip for it either. Also now when I go to either Thailand or the Philipines in 2028. As much as I try to find out about culture from friends , books, and Youtube. There is still so much to learn. Especially when ones intent is to enjoy a vacation, get there rocks off, and to be remembered well. You along with other great sages like @Novarunner @floridarob @Latbear4blk I would not have survived and such an enjoyable experience as I have had in Rio. Also for any spelling errors let me take the assumption out. I have had a shot of tequilla and a delicious gummy. It can only get worse from here. But also on another point my tour guide pointed out. That from his perspective that I like to take Uber Black alot. ( wow that sounds like a start to a dirty joke). I did not want to say well one my right knee makes getting in and out of smaller vehicles irritation. Also I not skinny and young. I am in my 40's and look accordingly to my age and height. Which is basically a long way of saying plump from the chest down. Thankfully I do not have cankles . But most americans fall into two categories tip or don't tip. I do not think anyone unless its a pissing contest. Wants to spend more for anything. But If I am being honest sometimes the convenience of paying is more about being left alone to enjoy than it is about wasting money. For example I would still take uber in rio and other countries because I get to talk to people. Which gives me the opportunity to learn and make friends. I would have teslas cybercabs for two reasons. 1 no one to talk to. 2 sometime a cute guy is willing to fool around. Which happened when a guy asked my how my night went and I said i didn't find a guy with a cute ass that can suck dick well. I then said if they looked as handsome as you. I would of spent some money. Which made for a nice 40 minute ride cause I got some head, some ass on a side street in Rio. Which is why I get uber black. But anyway I need to sleep and relax before work in the morning. I wish you all well and once again please explain the Elk thing.

I have never been to this area of the world. So I am asking this question based off of strippers in America. If there are a bunch of performers on stage stripping. They come by from time to time for dollars you put in the G-string. What I am not understanding is why based on the exchange rate is 100 baht which is like a little under 3 dollars is such a big deal. Because no one has said anything about a program where you go toa back room and fuck the guy. Which cost what regularly? It also seems that if you do not want to tip. Someone who has danced, twerked and been spread eagle on stage. Then should you be sitting at the back of the venue or near the bathrooms so you can conveniently disappear to reappear in your seat. That way if the guy you like sits with you and you fondle him you atleast get your moneys worth. I only ask because this doesn't seem to be a thing in Brasil saunas where I have been. That way

All i know is my fat ass would have to be really in love for me not to question what is this or that when it comes to food. I got food poisoning one time from eating authentic japanese food. After that if something looks weird it brings that memory back and puts me right off eating. In Fact it will make me dry heave without eating. I guess the good in that situation is I loose weight. LMAO

Why did I think of Richard Simmons when I read this. GOD !!!!!

Maybe I am being optimistic but I would disagree. Reason is that yes the internet gives them more access to clients that may be willing to pay that amount. They may be even able to find someone who will fly them out some where. But its still the quickest way for most of the guys to get quick cash in one place. That will be the draw for those who have no other source of income. Most of these guys have phones. But not computers to post and edit videos like some of the porn studios. Plus I have not read anywhere on this forum. In any country where one any one wrote that they went to a street in blank city and walked or drove pass guys selling themselves in this forum or any website. I don't know of any place in Brasil where that takes place. And I bet it does. But when the guys quoted me 400 or 600 the equivalent of 80 to 100 dollars give or take on the exchange rate at the time. I said it was too much and I pay usually 200 maybe 250. They accepted it. Cause they want to make money, to pay bills, eat and have a roof over there heads, and have fun.

facts i hate the flights key word flights. from california and I am in san jose. I have to fly out from san francisco because its the least expensive option.

Some are even translated by youtube.

I would do some research in the forum or on youtube about the places you want to visit. People have this idea that places like DR, Brazil, Egypt are dangerous. Because of an event that happened. I have two friends who went to Brazil before I did. Both got robbed. However they were also in parts of the city most tourist don't go and times of night. Its all about common sense and knowing your surroundings. I for one have been to brazil I have gone 4 times and come back home safe sound and well drained. If I believed what people told me. I would have never gone.

i for one can't wait to hear about this sidequest. I hope you spend a little time letting us know about some hot bottoms you meet. Unless your just going to stretch and exercise your throat. But either way I can not wait to read what is going down.

When I saw him wrapped in that towel from behind. I forgot about the guy I hadn't seen in a year that is also good looking and talented. The two older Americans sitting at my table. Whom I wish I got there contact numbers. Because they were freaking hilarious. Wanted all the details that happened while i was in the room. They both wanted him. But failed to get him cause he went to the bathroom and another guy swooped him up. The kid gave me complimentary blowjob in the bathroom before i left. Cause he was rubbing on my dick while i was sitting eating some chicken. I told him i didn't think i could do a round two. But put some alcohol and wala someone rises to the occasion. But when he took that towel off. I was like and like cause I definitely was looking like this

Yes yes we are.

Yes he is a very fun. I found him at the Club 117. The pictures really do not do him justice. He is a vibe in person. But I choose him for that ass. its nice and tight. His beard tickles in the best way when he is sucking you off licking your balls. I booked him two times. Went out to eat with him in Ipanema during the World Cup Games at a Chinese restaurant. Fucked slept and fucked again. You cannot go wrong with him. Did i mention he is a great bottom ? excuse my suit case in the picture.

Next year as I like to plan trips as far in advance as I can. I have found a Airbnb in Lapa Hosted by this guy Carlos Eduardo. It will be my 1st time staying there. I wanted to be closer to 117. From this Airbnb its about a 15 minute walk. But lets be real I doubt I will be walking. So a quick uber there and back with or without a garato lol. But anyway the guy said I can have guest over. Here is the listing I will be staying at in April of next year. https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/1140699047548105080?guests=1&adults=1&s=67&unique_share_id=a9489351-d897-48f6-afc6-17d619b250be

Let me tell you without question. The 1st Airbnb I got two years ago after the 1st week soon as they heard the apartment number. Just sent the boys up. Same with the second place. It was like I was ordering pizza and getting it hot delivered straight to the door. Especially after some had been there for the 3rd time.

I have never met him but there was a guy that looked like him. Would not let me fuck but gave me a great sloppy blow job and let me play with his ass not in it. But he is on some show now. But will see past clients.Like some other guys will. He is a nice guy. Had a wonderful time with him. Chat with him from time to time.

Yes Yum and here I come lol. That ass so round and perky and the devilish look on his face. I understand why your dick needs a rest .

Oh and the night club across the street with the gogoboys is Pink Flamingo. Rua Raul Pompéia, 102 Copacabana Rio de Janeiro - RJ 22020-040 Brasil

Yes both places have doormen 24 hours a day. The security did not hassle me and in fact at both places they helped me with different problems. Basic information type of stuff like order food for me since I don't have pix account yet.

These were the airbnb's I stayed at. The 1st one was the most recent. It was okay for the time i stayed there good location if your focus is to go to the beach alot. The 1st place is across the street from a gay club. That several hot boys gogo dance at. One of which @iambarcellos on instagram who has a very alluring smile and tight ass. But anyway I digress. The 1st one is located a block away from the second one. So same neighborhood. The one hosted by Home Stay was nice. It had a good enough kitchen and bathroom. Why I said that is a kitchen without a oven is never good. Atleast have an airfryer if you dont have an oven. The bathroom didnt have a tub. The other thing was even though the airbnb looks like the picture. It did not have enough seating area and the seats it did have seemed alittle flimsy. But for a place that I could bring back every boy from the beach, sauna, street, or club. Was perfect never got push back at anytime of day and night. The biggest draw back is people above this appartment had dogs. I tune dogs out because I have two Huskies. IF you know you know. So a small dog barking was like nothing. But it can be annoying when watching tv late afternoon or night. The other Airbnb Hosted by Maicon was better because it was roomier in the living area. In both cases I was able to have people over.

With one I did because he looked like a guy that married a german. But I have been good on keeping the price below 300 reais. Like last night a guy approached me. 23 5 foot 6 brown with a nice bubble but surrounded by a nice tan line. Sucked my dick like a master. Then he wanted to ride my dick 1st before letting me have his way. At this point i believe I am being used but man am I enjoying it. He bounced on my dick like he was riding a bucking bronco. But then I had to take the wheel cause you aint gonna fuck me. I I wanted him in the positions. I flipped him on his back and he was able to take my dick with little difficulty. His dick which was semi hard when he was in control was now hard and leakin. I flipped him over on his knees and pounded him. He took that dick like a champ calling me baby. I knew he was about to nut when I felt his tight ass hole twiching. He came and I pounded his hole for a couple more minutes until i nutted. He had some amazing cakes. Really amazing cakes. But to answer @Latbear4blk I think they do not try you or @floridarob is because you naturally speak the language. Which I really need to learn and have not been successful at. So I am open to any ideas. Luckily some of the boys I had last year have greeted me with open arms. With them I am getting charged the same.

On my way to Club 117 for some fun.

So I arrived Friday morning a little after 8:15 in the morning. Manu Per Clat had a guy and car waiting for me to take me to my Airbnb. After a complete 20 hours of travel, to say that I wanted to shower was putting it mildly. But it was hot and humid. The sky was overcast but there was still blue. We get to the Airbnb, I thank the guy for a smooth drive and head upstairs. The building is nice and clean. The staff is cool that sits at the door. Warm and inviting. My studio apartment for the next couple of days is nice. So the Airbnb's best features are it gets plenty of light. It has a stove, refrigerator, microwave, nice plates, utensils, and air conditioning unit. It also has an electronic keypad to enter into the apartment. I will get to the bad later. First thing first, I need to get somewhere to sit in the sun. But I have to shower first. I change and I head to Post 7 to sightsee and stare at all these hot guys. I also need, need, NEEED a drink. I get something to drink and eat and ogle guys. I head back to my Airbnb where I change and head to Club 117. I get there and left my wallet in the Uber. I am obviously frantic. The guy had picked up a rider as I got out; the rider got in. But both people were very honest. I got all my money and cards back. There was 1200 reais in there. I was carrying that much because my card doesn't always work with some terminals. The three boys walking into 117 were perfect but a group of Asian men came in while I was waiting and took the sexy buff twinks. How do I know, you ask? Because these men were happily fondling the asses, cock, and balls of these boys. I got a program with two different guys and this is where the night got good. Both guys are in their 20s. Both are around 5 feet 7, nice twink build. One is from Sao Paulo; he's vers, sucks, and takes dick well. We have a fun time. I get to the cost in a minute. The second guy is a liberal top. Very good with his hands, but I want his ass, not his hands and mouth. He won't take no for an answer; he even scares off the guys bigger than him. I am like damn. But this little dude's got good hands. My dick is at complete attention. Now let me say usually I do not get off my agenda of getting the ass I want. But such is the case that it's my first day here and it's been a while. I am also sore from that plane ride and I have not really relaxed since I got here. So we make a deal. Once again I will get to the price in a moment. We get to the room, nice and clean. He goes to work sucking and licking my dick and balls. He then gives me such a good massage I totally forget that I wanted his ass, especially since he made me nut. Now to the price. What I have found is now most of these guys want $300 reais. I had several I started talking to that started at 400 reais or higher. I got down to $300 reais. Even guys I found on https://garot

if I am buying drinks even though I am basing my experience off of Brazil. I order the strongest tasty drink for them. Maybe even making it a double. So that they will be less argumentative when it come to me getting that ass I want. Especially stubborn tops. But I will still top I mean TIP lol them. For service but the tip will be based on how good the service was. So I guess they are getting one anyway. But I will do it at the end but not because I am taking them back to my Airbnb.