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Like many Lagoa guys, “V” presented himself as a total macho top. The only problem was that he was struggling to stay enough to fuck me. You know what that means? It’s your turn to bottom. V looked at me somewhat sheepishly. “Go ahead, sit on it...” And he did. I’m pretty sure he liked it. At least his moans and growing erection indicated so. It might have been the first time he came while getting fucked, judging by the look of sheer surprise and pleasure on his face. I don’t think he’s a total top anymore. Or maybe he was never one to begin with? “If the guys ask what we did, tell them I was activo, ok?” Sure...this can be our secret..

You know what they say about Irish men? All potatoes and no meat. Well, it’s certain most Brazilians have never been described this way. Fernando is in fact the opposite: all meat and no potatoes. The only thing bigger than his ego are his muscles and dick. He is aggressive, hyper-masculine, and totally dominant in bed. I knew he wouldn’t be the cariñoso type, but rather the kind who would roughly stick his thick cock in your mouth and arrogantly demand you suck it. Every once in a while, that’s exactly what I’m in the mood for. He kissed surprisingly well, all things considered, and was very verbal, with lots of grunts and moaning “issto”. After I came and motioned for him to stop, he continued anyway until finally pulling out in time to cum a rather small amount on my chest. It wasn’t exactly the large load of milk I had been promised, but with potatoes like his, it wasn’t hard to see that one coming. Still, the overall package more than satisfied..

Another day arrives in Sao Paulo, and another garoto sends me a pic of his new tattoo. It’s not very macho. Who is it, I ask? It’s a tattoo of myself silly. Don’t you like it? Oh. Many of the garotos enjoy watching themselves fuck in the suite mirrors. One in particular loves to watch himself cum. But this is the first time I have seen a garoto with a tattoo of himself (or is he joking?). He also loves selfies. Go figure..

Haha...I used to think the smell of urine in certain parts of the Cinelandia theaters and Chilli Pepper Hotel were because people were too lazy to go to the bathrooms. Now I’m realizing it’s from golden showers.

Lol. There is absolutely nothing I did that could have been misinterpreted as wanting a golden shower. The thought occurred to me that maybe one of the other garotos I had been with told him I liked this as a joke and he took it seriously.

There are moments when language barriers cause things to go terribly wrong. When the golden shower started, I knew this was one of those moments. I removed myself from the line of fire quickly. The garoto was apologetic, saying disculpe! and speaking rapid fire portuguese that I didn’t understand. I have literally no idea what I did or said to cause the garoto to commence this “surpise.” In saunas, one must occasionally expect the unexpected. I wiped myself off with a towel and went to shower. I felt bad for the cleaning lady..

Haha this is hilarious. I’m loving your reports.. By the way, what does Branquinho mean?

One hot thing about Fragata last night was when the strippers came out hard at the end, one of the drag queens was spraying liquid-like whip cream on their bodies and cocks. It was quite a sight to see: sexy strippers, muscular bodies, and whip cream dripping off the heads of their hard dicks. It looked like they had all just cum all over themselves... Unlike at Lagoa, the strippers were more interactive with the customers, and were letting audience members play with their dicks while putting their underwear back on (for a tip). The strip show itself was somewhat comical and bizarre, with a sort of ‘Freddy Kreuger’ theme, where the guys came out dressed as villains - and some wearing creepy face masks.. One could just picture a horror movie being filmed in Fragata, with its creaky old wooden staircase and flickering chandeliers..

I’m not sure about the rest of the week, but Friday’s for sure are popular there.

Last night I finally got around to visiting the only other GP sauna in Sao Paulo, Thermas Fragata. -It is much smaller than Lagoa and seems older inside. The facilities are not that great overall, however the steam room is a decent size. Entrance was 60 reals and room are 20 reals, suites 30. It isn’t any cheaper than Lagoa. -It was extremely crowded on a Friday night. The bar area was standing-room only, and they had a very long show with multiple drag acts and lots of strippers. Everyone was drinking and the atmosphere was festive. There was a 30 minute wait for rooms. -The boys were all new faces except one that I had seen before at Lagoa. On the whole they are more guy-next-door types without much muscle. There were a couple cute ones though. I found a guy with a handsome face (in spite of his glasses), slim but toned body, and with an 8 inch upwardly curved uncut cock. The fact that he was versatile and down for a flip fuck made for a great session. -Overall Fragata doesn’t have a nice ambiance to just relax and chill out. It feels too cramped and low-end. Lagoa is so much better in every way, but Fragata was nice for a one day change of scenery, and to check out some new faces.

Of course, I don’t blame them at all...I’m just making observations about the Lagoa scene. In regards to the strippers, their pictures and names are all over Lagoa’s website, so I’m hardly sharing anything that isn’t already all over the world on the internet. I’ve yet to post pictures of the regular Lagoa boys here, even though I have pictures and in many cases x-pics of all of them. Also, names like Guilherme, Fernando, Felipe and Matheus are a dime a dozen in Brazil and don’t reveal much of anything. There are multiple garotos with the same names working in each sauna..

Another annoying thing is the elite Paulistas have access to the hottest strippers at Lagoa, who are not readily available to just anyone. I watched speechless once as a wealthy Paulista (with multiple bottles and elite garotos at his table) had every single stripper go up to him after one of the shows (including my current crush Felipe Santos), hugging and kissing him. It was clear they knew him outside the sauna and had probably done programas with him.

Yes, this applies to 10% or less of the Lagoa boys, and many of these you will rarely see working there in the normal sense.

I’ve noticed several of the boys leaving the sauna with this identical $1,250 Louis Vuitton bag. I thought they were just fakes at first until one of the garotos told me a clients gifts all his favorite garotos the same bag..

Bwahaha, this had me laughing so hard

Pretending to be rich can be a double-edged sword. While the garotos will be super-interested, their expectations from you will be far higher i.e. higher pay per programa, tips, suites, bottles during shows, and immediate expectations for expensive gifts. A “cheap” millionaire would quickly be sniffed out and the reputation spread among the other garotos.

I could understand if they starred in a porn movie it would be problematic. Or even if they had advertised as a garoto online, etc. But what paper trail would working at Lagoa for a short time leave?

This might be true, but who you know is everything in the entertainment world. With a powerful network executive behind you, anything is possible. How could the media prove anything regarding past sex work? I would think the actor could just deny it or attribute it as innuendo from other failed jealous actors

According to Forbes, there are 26 billionaires with primary residences in Sao Paulo, 1,310 multi millionaires (defined as those worth over $30 million USD), and more than 100,000 millionaires. For these individuals, dropping $1,000 for a new phone for a boy is a drop in the bucket. Boys at Lagoa have also shown me designer clothes, expensive watches, jewelry, and other “presents.” That is in addition to countless European trips and other international travel... Some of the snobbier boys ask immediately what I do for work, what kind of car I drive, etc. in a not-so -discreet way of sniffing out my potential value to them. I can also report that the mythical Lagoa boys who are never seen in a towel still do exist, as someone reported earlier in this thread. Usually they make appearances on the weekend during the shows and are seen drinking expensive bottles with their sugar daddies. Approaching them is futile, as they are either “exclusive” with their sugar daddies, or aren’t interested in one-time tricks for a mere 150 reals.

All the garotos agree: Wesley has become insufferably arrogant lately. He only worked at the saunas one month when a bigwig tv executive at Globo became enamored with him. One of the garotos jokes he must have a magic pussy to trap someone so fast. There is talk about him becoming “exclusive” with this client. What does that mean, exactly? In exchange for not working at the saunas, he would be given a monthly salary of between 8,000 to 12,000 reals, in addition to presents and travel. So they would be like boyfriends, I ask? No, not at all. The globo exec is married. It only means the boy would have no clients other than him - and the boy is free to sleep with whomever he wants, so long as he does so discreetly and not for pay. On top of it all, the executive is paying for acting lessons, and has promised to get Wesley an audition for a telenovela at the network. Wesley is sure now that he is destined to be a star - and has already begun to act like one. As it turns out, fucking your way to the top is still a viable career path..

I’ve come to find I actually like the “slower” days at saunas. Although there are fewer garotos, they tend to have a lot more time to relax and hang out with you - as opposed to frantically trying to pick up client after client. Tonight, Guillherme proudly shows off his new Samsung Galaxy that costs over 3,200 reals. One of his well-heeled Paulista clients bought it for him as a gift. He explains that the Paulistas are far more generous than any other Brazilians and foreigners. Landing a regular wealthy Paulista is a goal for most of the garotos. He seems over-the-moon excited, and I am happy for him - regardless of whether his old phone was stolen or not. I start talking to a guy named Wesley, who is a tall, lean, moreno. He has a handsome face, but doesn’t particularly stand out as being one of the “elite” Lagoa boys. He insists on 200 reals for a programa, and that he only works in suites. If I want goza, that will be 250. He also isn’t willing to show his dick ahead of time. I havn’t seen him working at all tonight, so I am somewhat puzzled why he thinks he is able to command a premium double what others are offering (if he is, more power to him). I make a mental note to find out more about him from my garoto friends...

$600 is a great price...fares have been closer to $1000 lately. The usd to real rate has become more favorable recently which helps. 1 USD equals 3.57 now, the highest it has been in a while..

He is definitely hot! Makes me want to visit Barcelona

According to the garoto I’m friends with, he pays 20 reals for entrance. Seems like it should be free...do all the saunas charge the garotos? Is Rodolfo the large guy that takes the photos after the shows? I agree there is still plenty of fun to be had at Lagoa now and even moreso in Rio (117 and Pointe were both much busier during the week) When I say the saunas seem to be dying I’m referring to the fact a lot are closing when their leases are up because of the real estate value. If Lagoa closes in 2 years there literally won’t even be one good garoto sauna in the biggest city in Brazil (I guess another could open)