Suckrates

That's the same way I feel about landing a guy, unzipping his pants, and he pulls out 3" hard...... NO ! But to quote you Mr Smith..... "Patience".... The boys are working on it....

Sometimes, change is good, but for us OLD folk, its hard to adapt to change. Once I figured it out, I was OK with it. But thanx for making this old lady's life easier. (although I still dont see it at the bottom, but maybe its just my Old eyes?)

Latin stud Ricky Martin shows us what he's workin with at 46....... Grandma will take it !

Whatya think, I'm a stalker ????

After a little hunt and peck, and putting on my stronger glasses, I found the user list , now at the top, the 4th TAB in a series that starts with Forum. It is "grayed out" so harder to notice and says ONLINE USERS.... When you click it, takes a while to load and list all current members online, so far MOST have been "Guest"... Is this PROGRESS ??? (So, I'm still watchin you @latb)

That's a lie.... I work part-time now and see about $2.25 more in my pay... Just enuf to supersize my Happy meal ! And I suspect the Daddy members are donating their tax windfalls to HIS cause ?

And she particularly enjoys THIS type of cock, lovingly referred to as the "Torpedo cock" (thick and meaty with tight foreskin that engulfs the head)

Please advise where we can see the list of "online members" ? It is no longer at the bottom of the page where it used to be.

Grandma loves starting from a Flacid state, then working her MAGIC

Current status 6 am - SLUGGISH, AND all the "current" online users has disappeared at the bottom of the screen. We need to know WHO is logged on CURRENTLY, so we know WHO TO AVOID !

I dont wanna be EVERY woman.....only the PRETTY ones !

They laud Trump for the same daily defamation and degradation he spews on his victims, yet the hypocrisy of them all clutching their pearls over a "comedians" barbs at a roast is LAUGHABLE..... You cant hold civilians to a higher standard than you hold the POTUS......

Yeah, we all kinda love Adam, despite the stench we cant get rid of !

Oh come on Larsy, you know some of us are ALWAYS at our worst, and dont need excuses And it's now 11:45 pm and this shit still aint working. I am too fucking old to wait 10 minutes for a page to refresh.... I may not live that long ! It's like the olden days with "dial-up"....

I'm on a regular pc, and it's more frustrating than when Rockhard makes his appearances. But I am on so much pain medicine lately, I'm only semi conscious anyway. But I did catch that you bequeathed your necklace to Annie, BITCH !

It is now Monday 2:25 pm EST, and STILL problems, although they arent as severe.. Ya'll lucky I am a loyal follower, and don't have a life !

Good Idea...I know where he can borrow a donation jar, that just made its way thru a very "giving event"..! Sorry I cant help financially, BUT I can send a bucket if you cant get the original JAR... (I know its empty, but an old girl gets HUNGRY)

He actually is a very good singer BTW, and EVERYbody and their mother lies about their age.... Have you visited hookup pages lately ? They may look like a shar-pei but claim they are in their 20's..... maybe in 1920 ?

So, WHO'S the Bigger witch ?

For me, although I embraced her music as a "yungin", her legacy of Homophobia lives with her, regardless of her lame attempt at damage control. Fake it till ya make it....She DID ! Now she throws the gays out with the garbage. Fuck her.

Also, FYI, notification "sounds" dont seem to be working ?

Next time, dont use GROUPON techs for your IT issues.....

So, it was time for another White House correspondants Dinner, and Trump of course did NOT attend, but encouraged ALL the puppets on his team to do so, and "enjoy themselves".... Well Trumpy is grumpy today and tweeting up a storm, attacking the event and its host comedian Michelle Wolff. Of course Michelle took the usual shots at Trump regarding Stormy and all the other crazy shit he says and does, and he, of course took issue with it and HER, demeaning and degrading her in usual Trump style, and then calling for an end to the event. If HE can call for and END to things, WHY cant we ? (like an END to his presidency ?) FYI: Kathy Griffin and Omarosa were both there too..... The host: Michelle Wolff KellyAnn Conjob and Colonel Huckabee Sanders Stormy Daniels Hunky lawyer Michael Avenatii

The Perfect Xmas gift for the "Bottoms" in your life !