Suckrates

It' simple really. when someone tries to shove something down your throat, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH !

OH, those Mexicans..... We sure do Need a Wall !

Not sure if "funny" is the right word to describe the story ? Perhaps it was just a lust for shoulder pads and harsh makeup ?

Nice subject matter, with a score you can definitely DANCE to, but I like it less subliminal, and more "in your face".. The Andrew Christian videos, with the pumped pecs and bouncing baskets in suggestive situations cums to mind !

Asshole in Chief DJT has declared April as "National Sexual Assault Awareness Month". I guess this means that the rest of the year HE can misbehave without consequence? DOUCHE !

Well they are going after a younger demographic, and Joan is a step away from the Judy Densch crowd. I like the fresh idea, but I cant help making comparisons. Afterall that roll for Joan was ICONIC.

Yeah, but Nicolette Sheridan aint no Joan Collins. It's a Travesty !

Grandma wishes EVERYONE a Happy upcoming Easter, and reminds you all to always Treat the Eggs in his "Basket" with Great Care !

Open ANYONES closet, and you are bound to find a skeleton or 2 in it !

From One Old Fart to Another.......Happy Birthday, xoxoxox Grandma I Tried to find a Boy to cum over and Feed you Cake, but they were ALL busy getting ready for some upcoming Gay event in Palm springs !

I prefer keeping my "servers" Local.....

But sometimes you dont want to/ or cant travel around the world to get it, you want it in your own backyard ! So When's the Boy-B-Q ???

The World is coming to an End....It's so hard to find a piece of Ass...

I never do the pickin unless I see their "dickin".....

You're so lucky, you can wear those flowy gauzy caftans and strappy sandals and dine al fresco... BITCH !

Well, it may be cold outside tarte, but you can think spring inside. It's like everything else, all in your perspective. I am wearing my damn pastels and open toe sandals... no matter what !

It's just in our DNA,

That's the Spirit...

Take off those parkas and boots, and put on your flip-flops and shorts. It's Spring, and time for a fling....Let's enjoy the rebirth of all things Beautiful. SPRING !

Jim Carey pays tribute to White House mouthpiece and master liar Sarah Fuckabee Sanders.... with his uncanny portrait.