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It must be that time ? Please for financial help abound, but where are the minions ???? Public pleas for donations are swirling as Daddy's reserves are down to only 66%.... OUCH ! Might have to start selling some of those family Heirlooms to keep the Servers humming ? I guess members have finally started to figure out "the End doesnt justify the means" ? Everyone has one of THESE, don't they ? That new straw sun hat will just have to wait !

Did you Blink and miss the Trump/Kim summit ? It actually happened people ! Dust off that Noble Peace prize....

May I recommend These guys for the job ?

Our favorite Boytoy from the past, Justin Bieber, has vowed to reinvent himself, starting with his trademark HAIR... Justin has decided to grow out his naturally blond hair, and is aiming for it to be long Rapunzel like, down to his toes. He also has some scruffy facial hair, AND is embracing his millenial ACNE.... Oh, the things people do to stay "Relevant" ! YOU LIKE ????

Gay boys everywhere are in mourning with the announcement that 25 year old Boytoy NICK JONAS is off the market. Seems 35 year old Quantico actress Priyanka Chopra hooked her claws into him... Nick claims to have a preference for "older women" and is smitten with the Cougar since they met and attended last years Met Gala together.... The clock is ticking, but personally, I put the evil horns on this one.... Memorial Day Weekend (Nick in Yankees cap and Priyanka in yellow sweatshirt)

NEWS FLASH: This Just in..... AMBIEN turns you into a racist (according to Roseanne) Question: But WHO turned her into Donald Trump, turning on and attacking her co-stars when they disagreed with her actions..? That's sooooo Donald !

Anyone who thought the decades mellowed Roseanne were Wrong. As I've always said, when people show you who they are, believe them. It usually holds True. Apologies these days are just financial "damage control", usually coerced, shallow and insincere and robotic. I enjoyed the shows reboot, but cannot tolerate her platform. Her reckless, selfish comments affected her entire cast, who are now unemployed. Shows her lack of empathy , understanding and concern for not recognizing how her actions would affect the others. SAD, but ABC did the right (only) thing The clock is ticking waiting for Trumps response and SUPPORT of Roseanne... You know it's coming !

On a sacred day, set aside to honor and THANK our fallen military men and women for their service to our country, Donald J chooses to make the day ALL about HIM and his accomplishments. In his Memorial Day tweet, asshole-in-chief Trump basically thanks HIMSELF for HIS service. This pile of garbage has no morals, no soul, no decency and not an ounce of Goodness. WHY cant his supporters see that ? A stank TURD being shat out in an alleyway by a homeless person has more INTEGRITY than this vile, despicable vermin. He deserves ____________________. (you can fill in the blank, I dont want the DOJ, FBI or Homeland Security knocking on my door)

JAIL really Ages a person !!!!

Thats the FUN part ! (we always have Daddy to AGREE on !)

Oh God, all that veggie and fruit shit sounds disgusting. I would barf. You guys are trying so hard to be Millenials and have suck-cummed to the propaganda... Grandma gets her energy from a daily dose of Malomars cookies, and if you want I can also break you off a piece of that Kit Kat bar ? If I wanted to eat Earths Bounty, I'd live in a field.... Kudos to all of you trying to live a better and healthier life... I'm just trying to live a TASTIER one, and since not many years left, Fuck all that Health. Doctors are putting so much artifical crap in my body trying to keep me alive, who am I to deny them with Natural stuff ? .

I didnt even know Roaches had TITS ? maybe they need to start wearing tiny little Bras ?

Obviously NOT comparing the MAN.......just the "outrageousness" of the actions. I've seen Fr Curry on many talk shows, he LOVES the spotlight and knows THIS is his moment... And he should have it, BUT I'm a cynic and I aint really buying his "schtick". Reminds me of the character that Hugh Jackman played in "The Greatest Showman" , P.T. Barnum..... Give the People what they WANT ! (just like Trumpy does)

"Goin down in history" aint always a Good thing..... Trump has LOTS of historical moments

WE are the Resistance !

It's OK, this aint the first time you've offended me !

Blast from the Past..... Actor Colin Farrel aging nicely, and naturally. Hot Daddy !

"It was wayyyyyy too Much. I could have done it Better"

Come On, we all know THIS is how the guests at the Wedding felt during his speech..... Fuck that LOVE shit !'