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  1. But you'd be "limping".....ðŸĪŠ
  2. Another: https://thisvid.com/playlist/188022/video/kian-delsol-monster-bulge/
  3. Perhaps, but that's a 50/50 guess..... Regardless, its as close as i will EVER get to my dream cock ! 😍
  4. De Nada, hermana.... Esperabas que sonaran esas campanas? 🔔🔔🔔
  5. No matter what we KNOW the truth to be about the state of our Union, Trump will spin the truth into HIS TRUTH, repeat it over and over and secure his 30+% following. The rest of the country knows he is full of shit...... As for Barky, everytime Trump gets some bad news, Barky gets "fleas" and retreats until he can locate a few Tik Toks to cheer him up and support his master..... Its all so predicatable NOW..... Trump will tell us he is pursuing his tariffs because they are GREAT for America, he will tell us the economy is Great because Bondi toild us the Dow is over 50,000, he will tell us he is exonerated from the Epstein files, eventhough that has nothing to do with the state of the Union, but the state of HIS freedom..... He will tell us immigrants are bad, our foreign policy sucks and only HE can fix it, and he will insist he LOVES blacks and they love him..... If there was a buzzer for every time he will LIE, that buzzer will be constantly buzzing thru his entire, incoherent, rambling "weave".... And lets not forget windmills, sharks and ballrooms...... And then after the applause, and right-wing medias POSITIVE spin and rebuttal, Barky will reappear with a new treasure trove of Tiks and Toks that "own the Libs..... And the world will continiue to SPIN, just like Trump and Barkys LIES......
  6. @NoGagSuckerSF and @BlkSuperman, THIS ones for YOU..... He may NOT be Dominicano, but he sure is a MOUTHFUL ! https://monstercockland.com/392898/do-you-want-to-fuck-me/
  7. Trump MUST be made to obey SCOTUS ruling on his beloved tariffs......Eventhough Trump is used to "getting his way", and have no accountability for ignoring the law and rulings, he MUST be made to comply, or else what the hell was all this for ? It becomes just a meaningless act of public distraction. If SCOTUS is really doing their job, they must see this thru to the finish line which is Trump canceling his tariffs OR seeking Congress intervention to develop some feasible plan for instituting them. But we KNOW Trumpty WONT do that. THIS is the bone that SCOTUS must hold on to until Trump complies. And if not, he should be IMPRISONED like anyone else would be who ignores and dismisses a mandate from SCOTUS. And for ANY American that is told they have Trump Derangement Syndrome, take it as a compliment. You do so, WITH GOOD REASON and are among the growing Majority. 👍 Next Up.....State of the Union, and a rambling litany of LIES and self aggrandizing by Trump, and a GOP coalition patting him on the back !
  8. I am big fan of UNCUT, but so sorry you are having issues with your "turtleneck"...... I have done some reading on the issue and I believe there are "excercises" you can do to STRETCH the foreskin and make retraction easier and more comfortable ? Certainly you should discuss your particular issues with your doctor..... And I am always available to "assist" you with your foreskin stretching. 😏 While what I lack in medical degrees, I make up for with "enthusiasm" and foreskin SKILL> Good Luck, see a doctor, noone should suffer with issues that are "fixable".....
  9. Saturday's Smile.......
  10. Is there some PRIZE for the "winner" here ? ðŸĪ” Seems to be a lot of effort for "NOTHING" ?
  11. Well, they DO make me Happy ! 😍 👍
  12. AS EXPECTED, Humpty Trumpty threw a tantrum over the majority of the courts ruling, scolding and berating them and their families.... It was a SAD and unhinged display of a man who BELIEVED he had SCOTUS in his pocket, and they "feared him" and would therefore rubber stamp ANYTHING he chose to do, no matter how unconstitutional or illegal..... What a rude awakening for Trumpty...... he went to bed thinking he was a king and he woke up being told HE'S NOT..... In the past 2 days we've seen the fall of a Prince, and the fall of a wannabee King..... America STILL has it's BALLS ! But Trump is not NORMAL, and as he was instructed by Emil Bove, if the courts rule against you, just FUCK THEM..... and ignore the order..... So we will see where Trump, who is now cowering in the corner, ends up on this issue.... Will he TACO ? Will he return the money to merchants ? Or will he do an Incredible Hulk and escalate his authoritarian fever dream ? Today was a Great day for America ! (Bucky, WHY are you whimpering in the basement ? ) Need a sympathy treat ? Call @stevenkesslar.......
  13. Hey Humpty Trumpty, SCOTUS rejected and shot down your lifelong illegal DREAM of tariffs...... Take one of these, and call me in the morning..... Then, GIVE ALL THE FUCKING MONEY BACK !
  14. I am glad our MAGA mascot dog THINKS the rape and abusing of underage girls is so FUNNY,...... He is among the elite group of The Epstein Class.... that RARE protected class in our now Society.....
  15. SMILE of the Day.......
  16. Damn, now I have to Re-think my relationship with "maple syrup" too ? This is getting to be TOO MUCH !
  17. Let's just brand her "KUNTY KAREN"........
  18. Well, you know it takes longer when you keep stopping watch to go and masturbate.... And at 75, that takes time too ðŸĪĢ But I'm getting to the end. 😏 And I have enough cold sesame noodles to get me there !
  19. Smile of the Day moment.......
  20. Its laughable when you think about it, that they called Hillary "the nasty woman"....... From her lying at her confirmation, to all the lies up to now, this woman should be in Prison for perjury, not to mention for being a first class CUNT.
  21. America has FAILED We should NOT be playing "footsie" with Trump, and allowing his Facist takeover.... HE SHOULD BE shackled and led to Prison. But as long as the American govt is all about oligarchy and Money, that will never happen.... Money was Epsteins road to HIS crimes, money allowed him to continue his lawless abuses. And his entire evil cabal was "just fine with it", exactly how Trumps cabal is perfectly fine with his crimes against Americans.... because they just LOVE the money ! Epstein appears to be taking down the WORLD, but NOT America, now the most corrupt country in the world.
  22. I find it to be "comfort food".... A bowl of cold sesame noodle hits the spot everytime...... And reheated RIBS, YUM..... Nothing more pleasing that "sucking the juicy meat off the bone"... sitting on your bed watching Heated Rivalry. 👍
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