Suckrates

Thank you to EVERYONE that posted ( and a special Thanks to hito for starting the thread) . I never knew that Anyone paid any attention to profile Birthdays. I know I don't.... I go straight to the cock size..... But while we are talking birthdays, I think the following would make a LOVELY birthday gift ! (A little of THIS, and a little of THAT, huh?)

I dream of my deceased partner ALL the time, still after 13 years, and he is always well and healthy in my dreams.

Hito, I doubt you would ever wear pink tights with neon yellow pumps ? Much too edgy for you !

Yes, alot of people like his PUSSY ! I'll take his BF, who is sporting an impressive basket if you didnt notice !

Yes so humble. A perfectly coiffed and made-up, shirtless pic. Notice he has NO dirt on him. Sorry hito, he's STILL a Douche !

Well a group usually is formed one person at a time. Gotta start somewhere. But NO, I dont wanna be stiing in that room for hours waiting on ya'll !

Or at least have given them a Blow job thru a glory hole !

Hey, did you guys know this site has a CHAT ROOM? But whenever I log onto it, I am the ONLY person there.... Wouldnt it be fun if we actually chatted, instead of typed ?

So its True, Hollwood folk are just like me and you ? Knew it ! And YES, I most heartily AGREE, there is way too much Hollywood sex talk and useless gossip on THIS site :frantics:

Who needs Poppers when you can just FART ? Fart loud and proud, and NOT into a pair of Fart stffling panties......

Well I always say, half way is better than No way ! (an with a little extra effort on YOUR part, you'll get that thing ALL the way in)

Its always good to GO DEEPER.

I'll just settle for a slice of apple crumb pie, or a ramekin of Apple Brown Betty with fresh whipped cream. Never was much of a drinker.

Well we've seen it happen too many times: beautiful, Young boys become Ugly Old men...... But they will still have their voices...... Maybe ?

It's cute, but I certainly have ENUF dust collectors......

He may have had a "Full House", but his basket is Empty !

"Do you think it's TOO much ?" Maybe it can use a necklace ?

Cue hito - "I want a family like That ! "

"WORK BITCH"

Too much sugar in that addictive "seasonal" beverage. I'll opt for my good ole Cranberry juice, which is good for the urinary tract as well !

Video serves to Prove that ROWING does a body good !

I am enjoying the season so far. The performances by ALL are over the top and Camp, and the Concept is inspired. I havent watched last nite yet, but am still rolling over Jessica referring to Kathy Bates character as "Mary Todd Lincoln"

OK. My parents dressed me in a lace gown too, and LOOK what happened ! Only NOW I wear my lace gowns with Fabulous stillettos, and BIG hair.

It may Not taste too bad with enough Ketsup ?

Those are $5 hooker with Bad feet shoes, NOT the shoes of a Princess. Shame on her. I dont care if she is going for that young, casual feel, she needs to Represent, and NOT in shoes made of Hemp ! BLEH !