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Versatility Wanes as Old Age approaches. That's why a lot of OLD guys become bottoms (well that, and they cant get it up anymore). I've been pretty much consistently ORAL, my gums are limber, my teeth are shiny, and my butthole is nice, taut and like a virgin. Versatility aint ALL its cracked up to be !

Thats Creative !.... I am so OVER Fish !

They need to expand the Brand. Its not always enuf knowing if someone is a Top or Bottom, sometimes you need more like "cocksucker", "rimmer".... "nip play".... Obviously, I dont like Guesswork !

Why do cans of mixed Nuts only contain 1 cashew, and the rest all peanuts, eventhough they say on the can "less than 50% peanuts" ????

Is it a Lesbian movie ???

OH MY...... such a tongue twister for the mind !

Now with the Time Warner dispute with CBS, Timer Warner has pulled Showtime and I cant watch Dexter. Do you know where it can be watched online ? I havent been able to find a site like Hulu that shows it.

I guess they finally figured out there is a Shitload of money to be made off the Gays ?

Um, I would suspect SOMEONE brought it on the train ?

I cant wait for This Premier, and the Series Finale of Dexter.

I bet you see Mickey Mouse with a Beard ????

And the girl certainly knows her Penis......

Well that would be a FIRST for me ! Who knew I was a TOP ?

EBAY has it, and also Sephora's.....

And while we are on the subject of ridiculous songs, whats up with that Daft Punk song, "Get Lucky"...??? She's up all nite to get Lucky, He's up all nite to get Lucky. I abhore this song, and for their information, if I had to stay up ALL nite to get some nookie, I wouldnt be callin that Getting LUCKY. I suppose to have a hit song these days, you need stupid lyrics and a catchy beat ??? Or if you are Taylor Swift, A Bad breakup !

If shes truly a modern Day girl, give her a Boob job and some botox !

For those Lonely Nights when you are Home Alone, and your Favoirte Escort is NOT available. Take CHARGE, and DO IT yourself ! (hito, YOU want One like that ! ) GOTTA HAVE IT ! ( there are NO RETURNS on this item) The Dark Nadir is a double depth charge of pleasure waiting to drop into your ass. Once you've taken the first fat cone of the Dark Nadir get your ass ready to open up again to take the ball. Once you've closed around that you've got some smooth shaft to slide in and out, pushing the ball and cone around inside of you. Then you've got that convenient ring to tug on, or use however you like. This is a really fun shape to play around with, especially if you like it thick. Dark Nadir Butt Plug Specs and Benefits: Size: 7.25 inch overall length, 5.5 inch insertable length, 2.11 inch max insertable diameter Material: Starry Night PVC Color: Starry Night (Black Metallic) A ring pull allows for easy retrieval during use Model images courtesy of UKNAKEDMEN. Easy Retrieval ( some of you are Really Deep....)

Those are HOT shoes, but they are for when hito is reincarnated as a Dominatrix !

Well I think you guys are a bit behind the times with your news, because the 3 judges were introduced to the Press yesterday.

Its the SHIRT, silly......with your Favorite comment ! DUH !

Str8 guys just need to Shut Up, and shove their cocks in my mouth. PERIOD !

I am sending THIS gift to hito, with loving Freindship.... Please wear it Everyday, in good Health and Spirit !

Are you Fuckin kidding me ???? Help ????? I have no friggin idea WHAT all that crap means..... But someone Must, cause its a HUGE monster hit ! Our society is sooooooooo Flawed.

OK, maybe this should have been in Random thoughts, but its confusing enuf to warrant its Own thread. Does anyone know WTF Robin Thicke is singing about in his Blockbuster summer hit "Blurred Lines" ? YES, it has a sexy video, is being played all over the place, but I cant figure out what the hell he is saying, except for "Hey, hey, hey....! I even caught his performance on Americas Got Talent, and YES he's got talent, but I still couldnt understand the song..... I feel so left out......Someone please help me understand THIS song !

if you considered WHO posted the Thread, you would have NEVER thought that !