Suckrates

I LOVED the Candice + Jennifer Hudson performance. Battle of the DIVAS.... the only Thing missing was ME !

I think they caved under the pressure of being called "FRAUDS" and of manipulating Reviews ????

Yup, after a boring, lacklustre season, Candice snatched the title and came out Victorious as the NEW American Idol. Well done and WELL Deserved Candice. Mariah's performance seemed a bit Odd and off to me, but both Psy and Ms DIVA Jennifer Lopez killed it with their performances.... Suggestion for the New Season: skip the competition, just have a finale show and Crown a winner

Well Adam you got me there.... I have been known to "suck" on a big hog from time to time.....

Hiking ???? Oh pulleze, where's your Driver? But I too give shoes away. For every 10 pairs i buy, 2 go away ! I didnt build that shoe ROOM for nothing.

What I continue to NOT understand is the attraction of this guy TB ??? And if the asshole clients continue to pursue this guy after he outright disrespects them and shows no consideration for their time, then they are getting absolutely what they DESERVE. A fool is a Fool ! and I suppose this TB is "Fools gold" ?????

What I always wanted, to spend my entire day with my breath smelling like a cooked pig.

For $800, probably just one pair of Good Shoes, ON SALE !

He's probably taking a shower......He knows you dont like SMELLS !

my sweet hito, I wouldnt expect YOU would eat ANY of this shit....Afterall, you dont even suck Cock.

hito, as far as i am concerned, he is ALL yours.... No competition from me. I really never liked Howdy Doody either !

Nasty....just plain ole Nasty I tell you. Yo Quiero Taco Bell !

Fetish Clubs are sooooo Yesterday

My Favorite Escort Experience HASN'T happened yet, but when it does, it will be HIM saying "NO CHARGE" !

I do believe that Candice will WIN, so in that sense she cant be J Hud..... Kree is just so BLAND !

Whatever Karen..... at least I posted something, and considering 4 people that responded and didnt get is hardly a random sample, so saying NOBODY got it is a bit extreme. What YOU should have said was the 4 people that read it didnt get it, and then I would say that THOSE 4 people have no fucking sense of humor.... Who the Fuck really cares what I called it, when you view it, its FUNNY (at least to someone with any sense of humor. Whoever told you that you were "light", LIED.... and thats funny too. Yeah, ill consider the joke failed.....on 4 people, actually 3 people, cause you can take hito out of the mix since he is usually confused about EVERYTHING except SHOES. I know about 10 people at my job viewed it when I posted it, and laughed their heads off..... so once again ill say it..... Lighten the fuck up.... Dont bring and attach your personal issues to a lighthearted, innocent thread. Call a friend instead ! But geez, ya gotta admit, that Obama sure can DANCE ! And if my eyes arent playing tricks on me, it looks like Oz Liked it........so there !

Amber will be the NEW Jennifer Hudson

Geez guys, lighten the fuck up.... It has nothing to do with Health care. Its a spoof of Single Ladies by Beyonce, and since they used Obamas likeness, I "dubbed" it Obamacare. You guys better call your favorite escorts cause you need to get laid... You have NO sense of humor, period. I was hysterical, and found the portrayal clever. Now you can all gather and talk about me.......

I am into leather, but THAT is just OVERKILL. Its like you are trying too hard. Plus it looks heavy and uncomfortable....

Kree may have a good voice, but her stage presence is lacking. She seems to be a "sour-puss" and doesnt appear to be enjoying a single second of her experience. TEAM CANDICE.

Really ????

And, If You Like it than You Better Put a Ring On It...

When you think about it, we will ALL be in the Cloud one day....

Agrreed, Candice should win and make up for the Jennifer Hudson snub...... She IS the Best !

But I bet you'll be dancing in DEPENDS ????