Suckrates

My str8 Boss calls me a "Sausage Stuffer" and a "Belly Flopper"...... not sure why.... I have NEVER belly flopped for him NOR stuffed HIS sausage anywhere !

Since I heard that "Everythings BIGGER in Texas"...... I Like it

My Solution to Making the World a Better Place - Take A Piss !

I voted in the sometimes group, with the intention being that it depended on WHO was saying it. But then I thought about my response. Its pretty much the same thing as when blacks use the "N" word. They don't mind it amongst themselves but are opposed to it when used by other ethnicities.... My opinion NOW on the issue is that if we don't want others to use words that are offensive to us, we should set an example and not use the word either...... Final answer !

Those Liquid Lunches are a Bitch !

The BIGGEST snub is the Real Houswives of "Anywhere". Those ladies sure can act and bring the Drama..... It's a Travesty !

He's a Douche Bag !

From the Pop Group "Scissor Sisters"..... I never paid him much attention, BUT he IS kinda Adorable !

I say....WHATEVER it takes.....

Clever, entertaining...LOVE it.... Abundanza !

The Conclusive results are in: death from lethal mixture or Heroine and Alcohol.. He KNEW what he was doing, but I don't think he expected it to KILL him.... Next up: Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes and Justin Bieber.... Just terribly Sad and wasteful !

How could it have been a HUNG jury ??? Werent they ALL female ???? But seriously, the only FACT is that the kid is dead, and The accused got off. Sharpton and his minions will find that VERY hard to swallow...

Yet another reminder of how we fall prey to our vices. So sad, such a young, talented guy. R.I.P.......

Ill stick to lusting after Mr Ziering as the host of the Chippendales..... and lets NOT forget Sharknado also STARS the cinematic Treasure Tara Reid....... come-on People ! I cant wait for the sequel "Sharknami".....

Yeah, just about the same time your pussy will be all "dried up".....

I'm still on the fence about Mr Mariah Carey..... but he seems to be popping up alot as a host of several D-list gigs.... The guy gotta feed the kiddies. and it gives him something else to do besides carrying HER purse ......But YES I will agree he is quite the Fashionista !

Gee, producers are finally catching on how to capture a GAY audience..... Smart move guys !

Wow, Adam, you sure are being cunty today. Wayne and Celine are precious icons!

Someone better tweet Wayne Newton and Celine Dion and alert them !

Now Adam, don't be a "Hater" It aint pretty !

If the insult FITS.......Throw it ! Seriously though, the show itself is bringing a lot of attention to the comments making me think its all "scripted" for shock and awe, and PUBLICITY....... Personally, I don't know any of these people, and really don't give a fuck....I just wanna Blow Howard !

Well, it does have hearthob Ian Ziering, and those Awesum Special effects. MUST SEE !

YES, this would be MY personal choice !

I may be narrow, but believe Rapping is an ethnic thing.... just doesnt look right on White dudes. White guys need to stick to being barristers at Starbucks....

COCK is the must-have Accessory this season !