Suckrates

Who goes to bars anymore, when you can dial up your smartphone and get a hookup without spending hours or small talk the big buck on drinks..... Sign of the Technological times. Now if I could just dial up a Big cock without it being attached to an Asshole, I'd be a Very happy camper.

FUCK NO

I hope he dresses as his Great Grand Mum for Halloween ?

Well, at least its an Upgrade from SHOES..... I'll forgive you !

Geraldo Rivera, age 70 posts his Vanity Shot WHY ????

Now this REALLY is important news.... Thanks for posting ! It was the highlight of my Day.....

Thank God its OVER with...... Enuf already ! hito, just send off a gift and NEVER mention it again

your partner would REALLY need to have SUPER powers to put up with you, sweet hito..... You are a challenge. Oh MY!

I thought it was an infomercial for "Hair club for Men" ????

Shit, I lost out on that Title to someone named Cloacina ???? Now I AM pissed !

The Queen Esther Palace would be so much more interesting...... Think of All the Great shoes....Oh My !

I thought it was so that you DONT get Nominated to be a contestant in "The Smallest Penis Contest" ? (see what I did here ! )

It says "10 things I NEED to know about Liberace". And I NEED to know these, WHY ??????

Not sure how many SCAT lovers are on this site. but this thread is a SCAT lovers orgasm !

Wow, that is a contest I WOULDN'T want to win... Keep the fuckin money !

Hoover, your GAYness is showing using a Broadway musical reference..... Soooooooo GAY !

How Dare you DISS "Dwayne The Rock Johnson" that way....... BLASTPHEMOUS !

My God Adam, at this rate you'll be headed for AA any day now !

He doesn't have to ACT for me.... Just lay there with a Boner or his ass in the air for me to Munch on....

OK, so the dude got a nice Body.... But he's as dumb as a rock (a rock is probably smarter), his self titled Reality show was a joke and bombed, he cant give a coherent interview, and Fully clothed he's a major BORE.... AND, he coined the catchphrase "JEAH" (who says that? ) PLUS... there is not a hint of cock in that Itsy Bitsy speedo, and we all know that douchebags AINT growers.... So, maybe Gay Escorting is in his future ? Would you pay this Dude $350 for a 1 hour "meating" ??? "JEAH" NOT !

Just Because..... A glimpse of Hunk Channing Tatum in his Old Modeling Days..... A Stunner Then, A Stunner Now !

when they say "you suck" to ME, i reply, "only if you had a BIG cock, and you DONT"....

hito, that's FUCKIN ridiculous !

My str8 Boss calls me a "Sausage Stuffer" and a "Belly Flopper"...... not sure why.... I have NEVER belly flopped for him NOR stuffed HIS sausage anywhere !

Since I heard that "Everythings BIGGER in Texas"...... I Like it