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Suckrates

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  1. I will ONLY watch if Reichen will be showing HIS vine.
  2. hito, I herby Name you "Miss Boytoy Congeniality"..... Now STRUT Bitch !
  3. When you sign on to be a Pageant girl, you best believe you better be GIFTED at Every fucking thing. No room for error in these things, and these bitches are fierce competitiors. To be is miss USA, you know she has been on MANY stages prior so there are NO excuses. And I love God, and want World Peace, so on and so forth !
  4. You might get Miss "Degeneration".....?
  5. Suckrates

    Gigolos

    Who ? What ??? Gigolos ????
  6. Yes hito, pageant gowns in blinding sequins and BIG stripper hair is called "understated" in some culture, but ONLY if they exist on Fantasy Island !
  7. He's become a major, entitled Douchebag asshole who doesnt BELIEB there are any consequences for his juvenile actions. He is trying so hard to be a "Big boy", but all he is proving is that he is silly and immature. Some pre-teen girls still like that baggy pants "BAD BOY" image. Once his career starts to suffer for his actions, he'll rethink his approach.
  8. hito, if you want to Wear the Crown, you better start practicing walking in 8" Stillettos....
  9. Its the Old Adage, when you are Hot, you don't need to be smart or Educated. You'll do just fine in Life being Dumb as rocks !
  10. Can you imagine the Crowds, and hoards of Cher Drag Queens ??? No Thanks..... I'll go to the sex Club, get on my knees and show my Pride to all the guys wearing Rainbow cock-rings.
  11. YES, I am rushing out to buy this scent. I always wanted to smell like the sweat off the Balls of 5 British Teen-age boys.
  12. YES, this is on my MUST SEE list !. Its OPRAH bitches.......
  13. Porn, porn and MORE porn.....Can never get tired looking at hot, built guys with Big cocks. And sorry hito, there's NO shoes in sight !
  14. Suckrates

    Signs

    We know, WE KNOW...... You want a husband like That !
  15. NAH..... I am more into CREAMY than Zesty !!!!!!
  16. Hito honey, WHY do you Sabotage every Potential relationship ? He hasn't even met you yet, and already you REJECTED him.
  17. I would rather "CUM" with him !
  18. Not sure what ALL the fuss is over a man in a rubber suit..... You can find them in backrooms all over the country.... and THIS one is a bit too Manicured for MY taste ! But I think he would make a good husband for hito ?
  19. NOW I get it !
  20. That advice includes NOT wearing ALL the SAME label. Like don't wear everything Gucci or Chanel.... Mix it up ! .
  21. hito, High fashion in 2013 is ALL about "mis-match". Its about creative "mixing". You dont match your shoes and purse anymore. The more mis-matched you are, the more Fashionable..
  22. Wendy's in Canada introduced its New T-Rex Sandwich And Krispy Kreme has introduced its New Sloppy Joe Sandwich, on a Krispy Kreme Donut, of course.
  23. Quick, find hito !
  24. He needs to hold out for the Hamm with the Big Hamm-hock !
  25. Its a "Hard Knocks Life"..... YES indeed !
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