Suckrates

Fuck that Aging crap..... I have stockpiled Botox and Restalyn in my garage, and I plan to cut off my hands so they dont "give me away"...

On second thought my dear friend hito, a fellowship dinner would be nice, if they were ALL feeding me their cocks, BUT I doubt that would happen unless I put a BIG donation in their Collection Plate.......and I am a FRUGAL Jewess. God help me !

I'm OBSSESED with YOU, and now I am officially "Busted" !

It wasnt Illegal drug Crack hito...... it was ASS CRACK, and his was Delish !

Just got back from enjoying 3 BBQ rib sandwiches from Burger King with the sweet potatoe Curly fries. Never knew a bunch of ground up shit could taste so mouth wateringly delish ! (NO, I didnt eat 3 Buns, I put all 3 rib meats on ONE bun to cut the calories. Clever NO?)

I aged 5 years just waiting to see the Pic ?

Nudists are usually some of the most Unattractive people. Why do Unattractive people keep wanting to show us their STUFF ????

Thank you Adam for the "skinny" on one of my FAVES, which gives me pause Now, BUT it sure do taste DAMN GOOD ! I always get it, and then walk over to Burger King for their Sweet potatoe fries, where after reading about the McRib, wouldn't be surprised if they were made from "flavored wood shavings"....

Forget about the Crack, the guy is unbalanced and volatile and doesn't seem fit for Public office.

I LIVE IN QUEENS .. Surprised ?

Saturday Breakfast couldnt be MORE Delicious than KELLAN LUTZ here........ Now THAT'S a Gorgeous Man !

LMFAO

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Blowjobs are MY form of Applause. Think he'll Buy it ????

Why are Gay politicians always so UN-attractive ?

Why would he keep that Great dick hidden ??? That meat is way better than his actting talent.

Clean dicks are so "Yesterday" ....... Get with the smelly ones

Ill take the Big stiff one on a guy "below ground" as well ! You always need to keep your Options Open.

Its hard to pretend when you are lying face down on the bed with your butt in the air !

I'm only interested in ONE kind. GUESS ?

Rejoice....Now you not only have young boys to Lust after, you have the Twinky Burger too ! MEET: The Deep-Fried Twinkie Burger!!! The Twinkie, rescued from extinction earlier this year becomes a Feature player in this new Creation ! The burger is being offered at PYT Burger and Bar, right in the heart of Philadelphia. "It's a really cool combination of salty and sweet. It's surprisingly very good. It is very rich, though." The burger is made up of a blend of beef and pork belly, topped with American cheese and applewood smoked bacon. All of that is then delicately laid in-between two deep-fried twinkles, which have been coated in funnel cake batter and cooked until they're golden brown! Drooooool !!!! At last - Meat and cream TOGETHER, just the way WE like it !