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hito, if you say "I want a husband like that", I'M GONNA SCREAM !

He traded the monkey for his current Pussy ........(the kind that Meows)....

Rodents are meant to roam and torment us, NOT to be eaten. Just open a can of Tuna and leave the vermin alone....

Keep in mind, MOST familys are dysfunctional !

Justin cant even take care of his CAR.......how the fuck can he ever be "Head of household" ? The mind boggles at the thought !

And he needs to learn NOT to take the term "Jiffy Pop" so literally.

Oh MY hito, if you had a cock in you for 2 hours, we would have to give you a Novina and Last Rites...

but Literally SCREWED, thats the GOOD part.

Sorry Oz, I dont think so.... I am really NOT that much a fan of Fat, Bearded Lesbians in Plaid Flannel shirts.... I'll have to take a pass on this one !

It all depends on your needs and Outlook. Open relationships CAN work if the parties are Honest and transparent with each other, and its not fair for anyone to judge someone else's situation. I mean afterall, the only way a guy could STAY with hito would be to CHEAT on him.... AFTERALL, I'm sayin. He doesnt fuck, He doesnt suck, he wears white gloves to give a handjob, WHEN he's in the mood, and he never takes off his fuicking Shoes. If that aint cheatin material, I dont know WHAT is ?

Men are NEVER failthful, and if YOU don't start giving up YOUR pussy, you'll never find one that will cheat on YOU

WHAT Bitch !..... Wasn't she wearing a WHITE dress ???? Waz sup with You ????

hito, if you look around at our Govt, you will see that Zombies already DO dominate the world.

funny, I was gonna post the SAME thing Ex.... Its the Only way the Affleck casting would make sense to me.

The ONLY way I would watch Duck Dynasty is if Linda Evans and Joan Collins were in it

Ben Afleck sucking cock just doesnt Inspire me !

NAH...don't see it !

Watch the video http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f80d724ee3/at-home-with-john-legend

There was CINDERONCE' , and she be FIERCE !!!! Here's what you get when Talent meets Inspiration, Creativity, and STYLE. A retelling of the Classic Fairytale Cinderella told in terms of Beyonces musical Hits.... Created by a former American Idol Contestant, and now Youtube sensation Todrick Hall (Toddy SuperStar). Flawless and FAGULOUS....... LOVE IT !!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=UU1VYb0EKcZuy9rG3q0VR57Q&v=7r7mGAxWB04&feature=player_embedded#t=0

Bottom Line: its like anything Else in Life.... some people will Love it, and some people will Hate it.... Take big cock for example.....I LOVE it but my sister hito Hates it...... Different Strokes, so STROKE it !

Do my Abs look more impressive from THIS angle ?

I'm already Bored with the whole thing.

OK, so that marriage should last about 5 minutes...... i'll check back once the divorce statement is given !

Oh hito, you are just a "fickle" Princess........

Douche and always be Prepared !