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Suckrates

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  1. I think its a BOYritto, but what is it stuffed with ?
  2. Well I see corn and cornbread..... Too much starch at your age sugar.... You wont fit your 2-piece.
  3. OH Annie, you like "Sizzler"..... ?
  4. Adam, you can save on the Boys, and eat the Damn Rib Roast every week
  5. Grandma Loves a Good Brisket with Some Pierogies and Carmelized Onions..... What's your Favorite Meal ?
  6. But I sure hope he is giving some Torrid Tongue Baths and Hot Open handed spankings to those delicious Habana boys ? Surely he is "overdosing" on the Lushness of it all. Cant wait to hear the reviews.....
  7. Well I live in a Jewish neighborhood, and kitten livers are not readily available. I would have to venture to Little Chinatown for those, and its just so congested there, I would rather not.... I'll just settle for some good old goose liver pate' on matzoh squares..... "There's no fucking Kitten livers in MY hood" But I sure as hell can find me some Hot mancock ! Grandma Sucky dont Play !
  8. If it Throws off your Schedule, you could Always READ.........
  9. It Always Happens when Grandma has a Dick in her Mouth !
  10. Thats gonna need a whole lotta Viagra for this group !
  11. Seriously ? In that last pic ? Then Grandma must look 30 ?????
  12. Just goes to show, EVERYTHING tastes better on a Bun, and with some Cumdiments.....
  13. Now or Later ????
  14. Hmmmmm, Do I pull out the Racism card now or later ???
  15. Grandma is always on the hunt for a Good Mouthful of Meat......... "Hmmm, i'll just baste him with Barbeque sauce", "He'll be Delicious"
  16. OK, now I dont feel that Bad about how I am aging !
  17. He Can Have my Cherry (tree)
  18. Always knew you kept a "corn-holer" in your stable.
  19. Well Annie, you know what you need to do...... Get yourself a pair of Daisy Dukes and a Spandex tube top.... Oops, forgot, thats Standard attire around the Trailer Park ! Bieber should be showin up there any day now !
  20. Hmmmm, you sure he didnt say "DADDY" ????
  21. Well that Sho is a beauty if you are Gloria Swanson in Sunset Blvd... But you sure cant park it in Walmart.....
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