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    New Miss USA

    I watch for Fashion hito, and for the silly answers to the serious questions. The winners color yellow was soft and pretty but the gown was MUCH too simple for a pageant. I would wear that gown to go grocery shopping
  2. No hito, its just that both their Viagras kicked in. Its called "keepin it in the family".....
  3. That will get you LAID fer shur !
  4. If there ever was any Doubt that money talks....THIS should convince you !.
  5. Organic ? Why? are you trying to grow a crop in there ?
  6. Makes for a hoot of a Thanksgiving Dinner !
  7. And we certainly DONT need more Candidates for the Taylor Swift "boyfriend of the Week" competiton.
  8. At least Miley is cool and her Backlash is Fun. Bieber, just a douche !
  9. OZ, while I do respect your opinion MOST of the time, this aint one of them. If you want Boy Eye-Candy, watch porn... Why do we need our senses assaulted by the horrid singing and silly immature antics ?
  10. No PLEASE not another Boy Band !
  11. Well I guess there is a reason they call it "The Homo-Dept" ? But the really striking thing about it is how supportive the HETERO members of the entourage seem to be in participating in the special Event. LOVELY ! However, I am concerned with YOU hito.....you seem to have marriage on the brain. But Honey, the only way you are gonna get married is to start having sex and let the boys sample the goods.... So get some Summers Eve, scrub out that pussy, and GET TO WORK gurl !
  12. That little Douche-bag would be too stoned to take on a Big roll like that. He's happy just hangin with his wannabe Thug bois....
  13. So far the talent showcased on this show FAR exceeds last year. They really stepped it up, although the judges panel is Lacklustre IMHO.
  14. The guy is cute, but I liked Mileys version much better. She really Got BALLS., to be totally nude... He played it a bit safe...Needed to ditch those tighy whiteys.
  15. No hito, the only restuarants I know are Che' Mickey D, Casa de Wendy, Le Burger King, and Bistro Taco Bell
  16. Suckrates

    SYTYCD

    And the Winners Actually ARE: Fikshun and Amy.. They were paired up at the start of the season, and were a fun couple with Great chemistry. Although I LOVED Paul and Jasmine, I am Happy with the result. CONGRATS guys.
  17. I am waiting for him to send me a plate of Meat Balls.
  18. So, I havent seen Dexter since Time Warner dropped Showtime, I know someone died this past Sunday.... WHO was it ? any indications yet How the series will end ??? Inquiring minds wanna know.... until I can buy the season and watch it.... If there is any way I can watch episodes besides using Torrents, please let me know.
  19. Just Because....... Look at Him !
  20. Most definitely. She's an old sour cunt, and I think she's a bit jealous of all the attention Miley is getting. I think it would have been a modern shot in the arm for an old school magazine that has gotten a bit STALE. Miley on the cover would have blown Wintours sales away.
  21. He's GAY enough. Don't be fooled !
  22. I never knew witches wore Stilletos ?
  23. A homemade wedding dress? hito, you Really disappoint me... I thought I trained you right ? Your wedding dress MUST be big, Fabulous, poufy and sparkly.... Considering for the rest of the marriage you'll be in sweat pants and look a mess, you NEED to have your Special wedding day... where you can say "I LOOK GOOD BITCHES"..... and you cant say that in some homemade dress made with $1.25 a yard fabric. Unless of course the groom has a HUGE dick, then none of this really matters
  24. Perhaps he needs YOU to NURSE him back to health ? A good wife DOES that !
  25. At Gay Weddings the couple do Bukkake on the guests instead of throwing the bouquet. The LUCKY person gets a Facial.
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