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Suckrates

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  1. So its True, Hollwood folk are just like me and you ? Knew it ! And YES, I most heartily AGREE, there is way too much Hollywood sex talk and useless gossip on THIS site :frantics:
  2. Who needs Poppers when you can just FART ? Fart loud and proud, and NOT into a pair of Fart stffling panties......
  3. Well I always say, half way is better than No way ! (an with a little extra effort on YOUR part, you'll get that thing ALL the way in)
  4. Its always good to GO DEEPER.
  5. I'll just settle for a slice of apple crumb pie, or a ramekin of Apple Brown Betty with fresh whipped cream. Never was much of a drinker.
  6. Well we've seen it happen too many times: beautiful, Young boys become Ugly Old men...... But they will still have their voices...... Maybe ?
  7. It's cute, but I certainly have ENUF dust collectors......
  8. He may have had a "Full House", but his basket is Empty !
  9. "Do you think it's TOO much ?" Maybe it can use a necklace ?
  10. Cue hito - "I want a family like That ! "
  11. Too much sugar in that addictive "seasonal" beverage. I'll opt for my good ole Cranberry juice, which is good for the urinary tract as well !
  12. Video serves to Prove that ROWING does a body good !
  13. I am enjoying the season so far. The performances by ALL are over the top and Camp, and the Concept is inspired. I havent watched last nite yet, but am still rolling over Jessica referring to Kathy Bates character as "Mary Todd Lincoln"
  14. OK. My parents dressed me in a lace gown too, and LOOK what happened ! Only NOW I wear my lace gowns with Fabulous stillettos, and BIG hair.
  15. It may Not taste too bad with enough Ketsup ?
  16. Those are $5 hooker with Bad feet shoes, NOT the shoes of a Princess. Shame on her. I dont care if she is going for that young, casual feel, she needs to Represent, and NOT in shoes made of Hemp ! BLEH !
  17. If ya gonna have A Garden of Eden, you need to have nude boys running around in it.
  18. In Life, you just need to be PRETTY !
  19. Well, he looks like a Lesbian....... a nice, Creepy Homage !
  20. Oops, I saw WeLoatheJustinBieber.com and quickly joined.
  21. Because Japan has run out of space to put anymore people. And theres certainly NO need for those Magnum XL condoms.
  22. YUP, and I think he's giving him a "little twist" up the Ass too ?
  23. I heard they are remaking "Baywatch", and I'm READY for my Closeup bitches !
  24. Who cares..? He's young, adorable. has beautiful sparkling blue eyes, and when he's slurpin on a Big Knob, I am sure it is "pitch PERFECT" ?.
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