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Be a Good Bitch and keep it that way, OK ???? And i'll do my best to help you.... You're a nasty, Negative, sour Slug.

Wow sister, you really Splurged on that Double-wide.... (or is it Splooged, I am so overloaded with Adam info lately)......

Well its good you keep entertaining YOURSELF, because as far as this site goes, YOUR entertainment for others is like dogshit on the bottom of a shoe. Zippy, we all know you like Nothing here, and only hang around so you can sniff my Ass, so go ahead Hon and take a nice long Whiff.....

Not everything is always obvious to the Naked eye. Lifes surprises are always the best gift !

And you couldnt even do that successfully..... You're just one of lifes TOTAL failures.... Maybe a Bleach enema might help you ?

COOKIE is 3F = Fierce + Feisty + Fashionable

DAMN, you duped Grandma again........ I wanted to see........................... When you say RED SKELETONS, I want RED SKELETONS.......

LOOKIN, didnt you know that birds have Stock in the car-wash Industry ????

Thats a great report, and I truly hope Mr Axiom got to see it before he leaves on his trip.... Sadly, Grandma doesnt travel anymore. She always hated flying, and now the process is just so cumbersome that she just doesnt want to deal... Back in the day, when she did travel, her pre-trip research was always on the culture and non-sexual aspects, because it was always assumed a hookup would happen randomly, and from some gay bar.... Kudos on the tenacity of the "sexual" research... Wish i had the patience to do it, and ponder all the missed opportunities..... But as they say, whatever your travel experience is, you "always have the memories".............

Money does that to people....dont Judge. ! and the operative word here is ACTOR.... I think the casting is spot on, each playing their caricature to the hilt..... Thats what makes the show so compelling..... It's over the top !

Wesley wouldnt have been a good choice. He doesnt exude the Glamour that Terrence does., and Glamour is part of the allure of this show. I mean Damn, even Naomi Campbell impressed me..... I am anxiously awaiting Jennifer Hudsons turn. Across the board, the shows All 10's..........

And what do you call THIS calli, Smoke signals ?

There could be, but it wouldn't have fit the pic poster silly, and then zippy wouldnt have had a comment to make, and reminded us all that he is still here (as if anyone cared ?)

Dear Zippy, The Test results are In........

BARISTER - you happy now Asshole ? Is that your contribution to this site ? Once a loser, always a LOSER.

You Want Cup of Suckee ?

And the guy singing it wasnt half bad either... Gorgeous ! but I gotta admit... I am hooked on Cookie. In my next life I wanna be Her (I am ALMOST her now )

Grandma prefers THIS Black hole... So much more appealing and user friendly.

It's called American Horror Story: HOTEL, so who knows where they will take it ?

Season 5 is apoproaching, and it was announced today that LADY GAGA will have a starring role in the new season, which takes place in a Hotel. However, her role was not divulged yet..... I'm already panting in anticipation....

His bulge ??? Well he wouldnt be my first choice if I was cruisin a bar, but at "Last Call", I might give him a tumble... Looked like small meat with big potatoes, but pretty nipples....

Well first, I adore Neil Patrick Harris. He is always wonderful, so I suppose I was expecting alot from him. I must say that although he is charming and delightful, i was a bit disappointed. I thought he was a bit too reserved, but I suppose its due to the "low key" nature of the event. He's at his best when he's in his "song & dance" element. Highlights for Grandma 1) Neil in his Tighty Whitey's... Beautiful tight hairless body. Thank You Neil ! 2) Jennifer Hudsons "In Memorium" tribute. She sang a re-work of an awesome song she performed of the short-lived show SMASH. Her rendition of "I Can't Let Go" was powerful and poignant. (watch the original on Youtube) 3) Lady Gaga - What a pleasant surprise. No gimmicks, no crazy costumes. Just a gorgeous voice and Tribute to the music of "Sound of Music".... and then she introduced Julie Andrews. Amazeballs ! Brava Gaga !!!! And while I probably should have Loved John Legend and Common singing Glory from the movie Selma, I just couldn't. I am so over the accolades for this Dr Martin Luther King retelling..... and apparently so is Hollywood, although it did win a consolation prize....award for BEST SONG.... For the most part, the show as too long, too boring, and as always too self indulgent. But that's an award show I suppose ? I would certainly endorse NPH giving the hosting thing another shot next year. Maybe he'll loosen up and really turn it out ?

Except, it Didn't..... It happened to a high profile spotlight seeker........