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Suckrates

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  1. I actually like my zucchini XL with Thousand Island dressing. Its those tiny bits of pickle in the dressing that makes ALL the difference.
  2. That is totally clever, or the verge of Genius
  3. That Wild Asparagus must be spoiled because the color is really weird. but I suppose with enuf "hollandaise sauce", it would be Edible ?
  4. Its Bou-quet !
  5. Now I don't mind me some Sweddy Balls.... I just tongue-dry them off !
  6. Sorry Missy, but those ain't Balls.....that's a deformity !
  7. OH MY, I think it now begs the question hito, "Have you ever HAD a big dick" ???? Figuratively, not Literally ! Here's a tip: if it hurts in your Ass, try it in your Mouth (unless you have one of those little, delicate Geisha girl mouths).. Then you would have to practice, practice, practice..... If you dont get the hang of it (pun), then you'll certainly make it to Broadway !
  8. I'll tale Bloat over Raisins anyday. A huge cock with peanut balls is such a turn-off, even to this Size Squeen.
  9. Well, while I am one that likes Diversity and would Kill for an eccentric pair of "Come Fuck me Pumps", instinct tells me that hito would undoubtedly find fault with Most of the selections on display: too high, too flat, too embellished, difficult to walk, uncomfortable, not practical, etc, etc, etc..... Give him a simple pair of YSL velvet evening slippers and call it a day !.
  10. I am NOT certain hito would allow a baby to exit his vagina.......TOO MESSY !
  11. That is TRUE Expat, afterall, the Kardashians have a Reality show and they AREN'T talented.....
  12. I think the Last time I heard one was when I saw a pic of her that wasnt photoshopped to Death ! j
  13. The concept of guys pretending to be Gay to take my money isnt Very appealing... Its kinda like I am holding them hostage... They like my money but they dont like me.... No doubt there will be plenty of Eye Candy, but I think ill pass. I dont need to be Tolerated for money, thank you !
  14. Well, if I dont need to drive it, then I probably shouldnt PAY for it either ? they should just GIVE them to us GRATIS...... and PAY for the insurance as well....? That certainly would be progress at its Best !
  15. Although Brit humor is bland, Hyacinth was always a hoot, and I fancy myself to be Rose !
  16. Whether he IS or he ISN'T, he still SUCKS !
  17. Yes, Congrats on finding and posting ALL those Liquor Bottles and song Lyrics !
  18. Nick and Rudy, Best friends and ADORABLE.....
  19. the New Season of So You Think You can Dance has begun, and the Top 20 to compete live were announced today. Always a crowd pleaser, the boys group has no shortage of hot Eye Candy, and although the cast pics have not been posted yet, you wont be disappointed...... First live show with Top 20 next week..... Tune in ya'll
  20. Some of them look like prosthetics (rigid and unbendable) BUT whatever they are packin, I hope the are Sharin ?
  21. One can only Hope he loses a few More bets.
  22. Th guys Charm just keeps building.
  23. When he's Free, send him over ! :rofl:
  24. Just shows, todays society has way too much IDLE time on their hands.....
  25. Not sure of the point, or the purpose of this sort of garment ? I actually dont even find it HOT, as obviously the wearer cannot be very endowed. Plus, it looks awkward and uncomfortable.
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