
Suckrates
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Suckrates replied to AdamSmith's topic in The Beer Bar
Who needs a Forum ? What's there to Talk About ? You Wrap your hand around it and Pull ! Dunzo..... -
Adam, you SLAY me..... do you get up Every morning and say "I feel a Song Coming On " ???? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSLjdHSnkFY&feature=player_detailpage I feel a song coming on And I'm warning you, it's a victorious Happy and glorious new strain I feel a song coming on It's a melody full of the laughter Of children out after the rain You'll hear a tuneful story Ringing through you Love and glory, Hallelujah And now that my troubles are gone Let those heavenly drums go on drumming 'Cause I feel a song coming on You'll hear a tuneful story Ringing through you Love and glory, Hallelujah And now that my troubles are gone Let those heavenly drums go on drumming 'Cause I feel a song, I feel a song I feel a song coming on
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I wanna be buried in a Banana Boat box.......
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Expat, for what its worth, all the reality TV shows I watch are more "scripted" than the scripted shows. There aint nuthin REAL about it !
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Well, the cynic that I am tells me that in this "unscripted, reality" competition show, certain things are NOT what they seem. I believe this BROmance was created by producers to add spice to what could have been an extraordinarily DULL season without them.... Lets face it, shows need RATINGS. What better way toget them than to present something unconventional, something still verboten by mainstream society, and a major Fantasy for gay viewers.... ? I hate being manipulated, but I LOVE watching....
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ALL roads lead back to SCAT !
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hito, I would suspect yours have a faint tinge of lavender, tuba-rose and Lysol !
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I actually like my zucchini XL with Thousand Island dressing. Its those tiny bits of pickle in the dressing that makes ALL the difference.
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That is totally clever, or the verge of Genius
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That Wild Asparagus must be spoiled because the color is really weird. but I suppose with enuf "hollandaise sauce", it would be Edible ?
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Its Bou-quet !
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Now I don't mind me some Sweddy Balls.... I just tongue-dry them off !
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Sorry Missy, but those ain't Balls.....that's a deformity !
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OH MY, I think it now begs the question hito, "Have you ever HAD a big dick" ???? Figuratively, not Literally ! Here's a tip: if it hurts in your Ass, try it in your Mouth (unless you have one of those little, delicate Geisha girl mouths).. Then you would have to practice, practice, practice..... If you dont get the hang of it (pun), then you'll certainly make it to Broadway !
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I'll tale Bloat over Raisins anyday. A huge cock with peanut balls is such a turn-off, even to this Size Squeen.
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Well, while I am one that likes Diversity and would Kill for an eccentric pair of "Come Fuck me Pumps", instinct tells me that hito would undoubtedly find fault with Most of the selections on display: too high, too flat, too embellished, difficult to walk, uncomfortable, not practical, etc, etc, etc..... Give him a simple pair of YSL velvet evening slippers and call it a day !.
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I am NOT certain hito would allow a baby to exit his vagina.......TOO MESSY !
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That is TRUE Expat, afterall, the Kardashians have a Reality show and they AREN'T talented.....
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I think the Last time I heard one was when I saw a pic of her that wasnt photoshopped to Death ! j
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The concept of guys pretending to be Gay to take my money isnt Very appealing... Its kinda like I am holding them hostage... They like my money but they dont like me.... No doubt there will be plenty of Eye Candy, but I think ill pass. I dont need to be Tolerated for money, thank you !
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Well, if I dont need to drive it, then I probably shouldnt PAY for it either ? they should just GIVE them to us GRATIS...... and PAY for the insurance as well....? That certainly would be progress at its Best !
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Although Brit humor is bland, Hyacinth was always a hoot, and I fancy myself to be Rose !
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Whether he IS or he ISN'T, he still SUCKS !
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Yes, Congrats on finding and posting ALL those Liquor Bottles and song Lyrics !