Suckrates

WoW, I wish someone would put that cock on ME !

All those tats are Distracting from the Assholes cuteness. There is no cohesion to them, although I am sure they all must have significance to him ?

All they would have to say is "Oh fuck yeah"......

At least a Dildo is QUIET...... I would prefer it to Davey ANYDAY !

While I think lurkers CONCEPT is cute and clever, I can understand low participation for the following reason: some of the categories can be interpreted as having a "negative" connotation. As we are a close knit group, perhaps some members dont feel comfortable with some of those categories, and singling out people for negative things, eventhough the nominations are anonymous. And while I anxiously await to see which members will have their Sally Field moment and squeal "You like ME, you really, really like ME", I also cant wait to see how the winners in the "negative" categories will react (where I Do expect to see MYSELF) ! Like the Hookie Awards, which are given for the BEST in EVERY category, lurkers' awards are more like 1/2 Hookie and 1/2 Razzie, and I think the Razzie part killed the interest. Obviously just MY opinion though. I wish lurker GOOD LUCK with the extended time frame. Just remember, We are ALL winners...........

I want a "title" like that ! Here's Sucky, "The Rutabaga Queen"......

While OO may be healthy, I have always advocated "Brand loyalty"..........

hito, I think you need to eliminate the word "TOO" from your vocabulary ?

" I WANT A FRIEND LIKE THAT ! "

hito, although your wedding sounds like it will be the party of the century ( ) please dont send me an invite.... I am busy that day; there's a new Muppets movie opening at the local theatre, and the 7 Eleven is giving away Free slurpies..... So, I'll just send you my Congrats now, and you can keep them on ice !

Well, that leaves MY neighborhood out !

SOLD !..... i'll take Peter

Well Davey remains really, really ANNOYING, and Topher is really, really cute, but just seems so DUMB. (that really dont matter though, when his cock is in my mouth)

THESE are quite Yummy, and Versatile, might I add ! (AND, have saved MY life on my occassions)

Awww, I want a post like THAT !

I am still using 2 soup cans and string...........

So this is what kids do in college these days ? Shouldnt they be studying or sumthin ??? Creative, but not what their parents or the govt are paying for.....

OK, I loved the voice on the singer, and the song was lovely, but I just dont get the concept. Was it meant to be homoerotic, or shades of Sweeney Todd ? Was the message that you will get a man if you are well groomed, or simply that you should dance in a barbershop with random strangers ? OH MY, what was this video trying to show and tell me ????

He'd do it for a bag of Weed.....

He has "chicken legs" syndrome.

Missy, I learned to read early on, and can even "understand" what is being said... believe it or not...... So, it goes without saying that I am able to pick out a "back-handed compliment". "No good can come of that" ! And leave my "prickly heart" out of it ! I am void of feelings too . I normally WOULD have said "kiss my ass", but then realized you might ENJOY that too much.

Did I exclude you ? Well, I reckon all your random "pleasantries" were negated when you recently exclaimed that I was void of any redeeming social value..... I guess I am ! But "NO SOUP FOR YOU"....

I will be seeing this exhibit this coming weekend, however I dont think our hito would appreciate it, since he revealed he wears CROCS. And he certainly would NEVER wear a shoe that screamed "Come FUCK Me"......

I think the booing was good in that it gave him a "reality check" on his current popularity, or lack therefof, but the sad part is that I hardly think he gives a Fuck...... He just went home, smoked a joint and counted his money !

lookin, forgive my unintentional omission of your name in my comment.... YES, you have been very supportive, innovative, and creative in your comments on my posts. Thank you !