Suckrates

OH MY, so cute !

I Hope NOT !

My DEAR Adam..... you are turning this thread into another SCAT one..... Kinda fits though. We need to let it die cause WHO the fuck Really cares anymore ? (i guess I do since I keep responding ?)

My understanding of the Day is that it is an expression of Love for ANY person: lover, spouse, family member, friend, co-worker, etc. Thats why Hallmark has so many diff recipient versions of V-day cards.... Just spread the love... My Love targets just happen to have Big cocks..... "The more, the Merrier ".....

To EVERYONE with Love in their Hearts and "Privates"...........

R.I.P on the Good Ship Lollipop......

As Bieber would say "NEVER SAY NEVER"......... I have learned anything is possible, and I wouldn't swear for NO man !

Excuse me Expat, but they ALSO picked an openly GAY black man..... It didnt need to be voiced: it was overwhelmingly Obvious from his very first appearance..... Can the Gay ones win ? NO. The gay girl recently lost on the Voice, and lest we forget Adam Lambert and Clay Aiken. OK, those 2 werent admittendly GAY at the time, but Helen Keller could see that they embraced the "creative community"..... Mainstream america doesnt want the "guilt" of voting the WIN to an openly, or obviously Gay contestant... Sorry Harry Connick, we still got a long way to go.....

"CLASSY" I guess our hito really is into "water sports" ?

Fuckizzle bizzle......

Yes I believe Miss Mars has a bit of sugar in his tank......

Oh hito, you really are dismissing one of lifes Greatest pleasures..... It ONLY hurts when they stick it in your ass and you are tense.... Relax hon...... And it never hurts when they shove it in your mouth. Its just like eatting a big, overstuffed Hero sandwich. Small little bites and nibbles at first, and as they shove it in your mouth stretches comfortably to accommodate it.... How do you think a snake can swallow a Dog ? GOD thought of everything, and its MEANT to be !

Hate that place.... its a Pianao Bar with a bunch of Old Gays sitting around singing show tunes waiting for Death... charming in a Very sad way !

Oh Missy, if only you knew me when I was a young girl !

Here's the only Hand gesture I need to Know......... it Serves multiple purposes !

Michelle gave the politically correct, SAFE answer. What did you expect her to say ? Somehow I cant picture the presidents wife saying "chain the little douchebag to a radiator and beat his lily white thug wannabee ass".... Nope, just cant picture it !

There is no rational to what your cock responds to, but it certainly has a mind of its own. They say your brain is in control, and my brain just happens to be really picky, and a major Size queen..... I blame it all on my Brain.

I love hospital stays. Somehow the jello there always tastes so wonderful.

Geez, the only thing I got when I came out was a Rainbow flag, and a feather boa..... And I play with Balls too. Such injustice

Letterman was doing his job, which is to be Funny !..... Its what he's get paid millions of dollars for, and I think he performed rather well with the material he had to work with. . The show isnt called "Classy with David Letterman"...

Well it wasnt too complicated for him to figure out WHERE to score the drugs... Once you get that down, the rest should be a piece of cake ! Maybe once he figures out that he is WHITE, things will turn around ? However I doubt it ..

Trucking?? is THAT what he is doing ? Oh, no wonder ! This kid just needs to drop out of sight for a while, and pull his shit together.. If he needs company, he can take Kim and Kanye with him...

DUMB-Da-Dum-Dum.........