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Suckrates

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  1. Havent you figured out a way to untie those ropes yet ?
  2. It's the ultimate sign of narcissism, but occurs quite often. Back several decades ago, my partner at that time used to dress alike and think it was so cute. Looking back, i realize that we were both emotionally lacking, and therefore opted to copy each other. But then again, there is no rhyme or reason to attraction, so if you are attracted to a guy that looks like you, OH WELL !
  3. I Think I've Found Him ?
  4. I am a PSYCHIC !
  5. hito, dont be silly, they are basically plastic and wipe clean with damp cloth. Or you can use those little lemon scented towelettes you steal from Chinese restaurants. They will smell freshly douched 24/7.... You cant "excuse" your way out of this one !
  6. I'd rather have the Doll, it would be a gift that keeps on giving. While you spend money on escorts, its over and gone in an hour... and for ME, a memory or a cummy Wet Wipe isnt worth $350....
  7. OH MY, not another SCAT reference ???
  8. "Perfect" isn't a word that word apply here !
  9. Looks like he's gettin a "liitle pooch" ???
  10. I dont care what he has to say....with THAT voice, I DONT want to hear it !
  11. I'll take one in EVERY color !
  12. You want a mail order Bride......not a HOT boytoy As for ME, you all know my answer to the original question !
  13. "INSTANT FAMILY"
  14. He's the NEW Justin Bieber !
  15. OH YES, A Very Happy Birthday !
  16. I'm more of a "cream filling" kinda girl.... How's about we try THESE ? Or if you Must Pop a Cherry, how about THESE ? And for those that like em "big and black"...
  17. And she Always keeps ALL her body parts "squeaky" clean ! (except for those that ride the NYC subway and make it smell like the Fulton fish Market)
  18. Soley dependent on your position in Bed....
  19. or on My Knees for............................ Yup, it's Greg Rutherford This sexy British long jumper jumped out of his clothes for a Cosmo shoot this month! The 2012 London Olympic champion did the shoot to raise awareness for Cancer Research UK. HOT and charitable...... the perfect combo...... In my Fantasy, his "Olympic tool" is also a "long jumper"..... Dayum boy...... GOD Save the Queen !
  20. Wow Adam, you are such a "layered" person, and you reveal your layers to us little by little. Today we have learned you have a foot fetish.... Well I suppose that makes perfect sense, its the next step up from SCAT !
  21. I aint a Big cupcake fan, but I adore Pirouhettes, especially with vanilla ice cream. So I guess I will just eat the "heels"...
  22. Are we talking about exclusively for Bowel movements, or for other purposes as well like removing our makeup ?
  23. I know when I need my meds. I start to feel lightheaded when my pressure goes up, or if I forget to take the pill.
  24. I believe she was an older woman, and therefore her vagina was Very dry, hence there was No glaze..... It was more of a "dry rub" on that Ham !
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