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And I find it actually does makes a difference WHO is saying the shit. If the words are out of character or do not match the visual, it throws me off. Sorta like how extremely Macho looking men that come off as "FEM" (even with a big cock) doesnt work for me.

First a Little story, and then MY question: So, last nite I made my weekly journey to the local sex club... Checked in, did a last minute inspection in the mirror in the bathroom, and embarked on a few laps around the joint to check out the offerings, and be seen...The lighting is sex club dim, but light enough to see, and after about 3 laps I noticed a youngish asian guy kinda checking me out. As is my M.O., I never jump to hook-up with the asian guys because of my stereotyping that their cocks are too small for me, (YES shallow Hal) so I ignored his attention and proceeded to the darkened "communal area" and took my place against one on the peep booths, struck a pose and waited. It wasnt long before standing beside me was that asian guy. I guesstimate he is in his late 30's, nice looking, about 5'6" (I am 5'9"), with a muscular, compact body, nicely tanned and silky smooth. He is looking my way and rubbing his crotch, but I never make the first move, so again I waited, and shortly he reaches over and starts fondling my chest (my best asset). So I spring into action and reciprocate, caressing his rock hard body and confirming that it is indeed silky smooth. A little boy-play and then a shocker, the guy wants to KISS. Guys never wanna kiss, especially ASIANS, And since I LOVE kissing, this sealed the deal for me. Several minutes of kissy-face and then another shocker, he pushes me down and wants me to suck him. Usually I get the guys that wanna fuck me because I have a big, fat ass, and they dont know that i am 1000% ORAL, so when I get a guy that wants to be sucked, its a marriage made in heaven. So I pull out his cock, and it's about 6.5" (YES, small for me) but on his small frame it appeared larger, and it had a nice thickness. Uncut... His balls were like two perfectly formed eggs, and his nether regions were baby smooth. I few minutes of sucking, and he must have enjoyed it because he asked if I wanted to "go to a room" ? Since his cock proved nicely suckable I agreed. In the room, he quickly shed his briefs and sneakers, sat down on the futon, lied back and told me to suck him some more. OK, no problem, and after several minutes, heaven shined on me when he lifted his legs revealing a "perfect pinky rosebud puckerhole" again, perfectly smooth and immaculately CLEAN (YES hito, I did the sniff test).....and he pushed my head into his ass. I dove in and rimmed him for dear life. This was obviously his "sweet spot" because he was moaning and squirming, and I could tell he Loved it...... And THEN it happened ! He says "Oh Yes DADDY, you Eat My Pussy so good".... OK, here is where the tides turn. First, I didnt know I was his "Daddy", and I hate being called Daddy, especially by a guy that is NOT a Boy.....and Second, I didnt know I was eatting a PUSSY. I thought I was rimming an asshole... I know, I know semantics, but I loathe when guys refer to their holes as PUSSY.... I was immediatly "Turned-off" and ENDED our session, to his surprise. He asked me "what was wrong" and I lied and told him the ventilation in the room was poor and I needed to get some air.... QUESTION: Do things guys say during sex have an affect on you and the encounter ? Or can you detach yourself from the Verbal, and have you ever ended a session because things the guy said turned you off (even if he was Extremely HOT) ???

Another lady in waiting chimes in........

Thanks again Exp. Adam gave me instructions, but they just dont work for me in any Browser,,,,

In a Seriously entertaining Parody of Arianna Grandes hit "Problem", Rumer Willis (Yes, Bruce Willis' daughter) gives us a bevy of hot, shirtless dancing/singing boys with helpful sun Bathing tips for us all... Its a smile worthy endeavor.... Make sure to "Rub that Shit On" guys.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SumUCT_mLt8

Does it Look Bad for you ???? YUMMY.........

so basically, they are pretty LOSERS: those guys you wanna fuck/suck and leave in the dust cause they have no personality or anything going on in their life ? Good gig if you can get it !

Yes but he doesnt have that "Machismo" look in the film..... More like a corporate douche bag.

Why are All Brits named "Colin" ? Perhaps his name should have been Colon ?

Well I dont know if its good or bad medically, But I do know that foreskin is FUN, nice to chew on, and I love to help boys wash their dicks !

Yup, thats it...... thank you ExP. One of these days i'll figure out how to Do it !

This is Incredible, Awesome, Ferosh, and FABULOUS. Two talented Gay singers with Beautiful voices reinterpreting the songs of "WICKED". So creative, ingenious, and Stylish... I cant stop watching and Listening. BRAVO Peter Hollens and Nick Pitera (Sorry I cant figure out how to post the visual) Click the link, you wont be sorry ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Y3a-Jf4jogw

Too much hype. Hope it isnt a big disappointment ? I am looking forward to it !

All I cared about with Wallis were her "jewels", and I dont mean Edward.

Where the Fuck are the Nudie pics ????

He took me a moment to figure out the riddle, but I finally got it.... but it wasnt a filthy skirt but simply a crusty Old, tattered Farmer Gray straw hat and snug fitting denim overalls splattered with the boy-b-q sauce from those tender riblets from the Boy buffet....

Thanks wayout..... As much as I DO enjoy a nice , plump Wiener, I much prefer Big, Plump, juicy MEATBALLS......

That makes the BIG difference..... He will probably Order her a glitzy custom made Mask ? I Would ! And to hito, give up you dream of landing a Prince.... it ain't happening honey.... move on !

Perfectly Orchestrated Pairing for the Purient Interest of the Gay Public, me thinks !

hito, if you wear CROCS, you will GO to HELL !!!!! Fashion is not about comfort, it's about Pain and sacrifice. Get your priorities Straight.... You so disappoint me !

CROCS ??????

Not sure I agree with the Assessment...... He's OK, but the Sexiest man alive ? I truly Doubt that. But to the Brits, perhaps since he isnt pasty White pale with bad teeth. Maybe thats what they use as their criteria? If so, then i would have to agree.

Well someday they will be the twinks you guys Lust after !