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Suckrates

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  1. If only all this leaf shit would fill you up...... I NEVER feel full eatting a salad, and as a side dish, leafy stuff is just Fluff.... I usually like to shred brussel spouts and saute them in oil and garlic, add dried cranberries and douse with balsamic. Its yummy, and has a bit more bulk. But still, a good heaping of home made Stuffing sure beats a leafy dish, but aint kind to the waistline. However at this age, everything just settles in the belly anyway, so fuck it !
  2. All that work for just 5 lbs ??? Thats Bullshit....... I'll lose more walking a mile to Haagen-Daz for a sundae....
  3. Latest update from Melissa is that Joan remains on Life support...... NOT a good sign !
  4. Hold your breath. The most anticipated new season of american Horror Story- Freak Show, debuts Oct 8th. Looks like a ton of scary crazyness will ensue.... PLUS, it has Patti LaBelle. I can't wait...
  5. If you longed for an All Black Version of Magic Mike, your dreams have been answered. Chocolate City will be hitting the theaters in the coming year, Starring stunning model turned actor Tyson Beckford as the lead "stripper" it follows the all Black male dancer troupe.... Beyonce was scheduled to co-star, but backed out due to touring conflicts.... Tyson will play the aging and fading star of the all Black troupe threatened by a hot newcomer.... His character is a "firefighter"..... Can't wait for some hot, gyrating chocolate.
  6. Grandma Suckrates says there should be a "Flash Your Penis" day.....,, that way any stigma attached to revealing your Wiener would be cast to the wind. (at least for the day).....
  7. Although Ricky is phenomenal, I want Zach to win. He is just so darn cute and humble....
  8. Well it is a worthy weapon of interest, however I wouldnt go nuts, but I do need a bib to catch my saliva.... Although this "ballsy" act will no doubt gain him loads of GAY followers in addition to the teeny-bopper girls, not sure if this is the best example or way of making it to the Top...? (yet I aint complainin)
  9. Make sure you have enuf CUCs for some of this Cuban COCK
  10. Very chock full of interesting info and facts, and most comprehensive in scope of Gay culture for the intellectual and sophisticated, BUT...... "Where's the Boy Pussy" ?????
  11. Well, its an automatic response to have flutter hands when Daisys are flying out of your mouth..... An extreme case would be "flutter heels" as well..... but then, you are Really, really GAY ! And Here's the Translation (Just ADD Gay Face)
  12. I definitely can see hito's influence on YOU here......
  13. Here is my Question of the Day to all you Members..... After really studying the sites new design , I realized that all of the "supposed" clients are dressed in Tuxedos, which sort of implies the are "high rollers" or well-do-do men. As most of the members here are quite active in the "hiring" scene I am curious to know how many of you spend your days in Tuxedos, OR show up for a hire wearing one ???: And if you do, it should be a classic, well tailored 2-button, ventless jacket, slim, flat front trousers and mat-satin trim. Shined shoes, a classic lace-up or slip-on slipper style with subtle embellishment... (NO SOCKS) If you have double-breasted, throw it away..... They are passe'.... Tips from Grandma Suckrates for making a stylish good "first impression"....
  14. They would be so much Hotter if THEY DONT TALK ??????? They look like MEN, but sound like women.....
  15. Somehow I wouldn't make such hoopla over your posts Lucky, when its clear you are cheating.... You cant post a pic, then "like it" yourself, and have your "like" count towards your own total. Or am I missing something here ?
  16. I HATE KIDS !!!!
  17. I never liked the song, but with the addition of some male eye-candy, it was tolerable. Yes, the boy is blessed with a Great ASS, but I could help but notice his lips looked a bit "funky".... that's OK, ill just eat his ass and NOT kiss him..
  18. Well Lucky, you know how it is when people "Fixate" on topics, don't you ????
  19. Well OZ, it is a more mature looking site, if that's what you were going for. but I must say that Leonardo di Caprio in the upper left corner is a bit Bizarre.
  20. Probably, along with all the other restrictions they dictate !
  21. I just KNEW when I saw the title of this thread, that it involved Davey Wavey. I JUST KNEW !!!!! The saddest part is that his voice and inflection is the kind that Srt8 guys will put on to impersonate or make fun of Gays. But Davey's is Real and natural to him.... I always believe that a person should embrace who they are and always be themselves.... In his case. I wish he would loosen the embrace !
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