Suckrates

Nothing beats a good session of "shooting the shit"......

I hope its true. Then maybe I have a chance to fit into my NEW skinny jeans......

Wow Annie, you are really workin the shit outta that Dress !

Greasy Truck food keeps your bowels clean. Right after I eat it, I have diarrhea .....

NO, Grandma doesn't quite remember it THAT Way !!!!!!!!

The Lion Sleeps Tonite : While Daddy is on a Holiday hi-anus, looks like the 2 Steves, Draker and Escort have been reenstated in Daddy's good graces, and are happily providing the entertainment for the rabble "over there", which means wE are spared, for Now ! . The year is off to a Great start !

I'm not on any social media either, and only have a cheap, pre-paid flip phone for driving emergenices.... I am hardly interested in my own life. I cant imagine sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for every-,minute updates of someones elses.... WHY the fuck would I / should I care ??????

Do You Like THIS Effect ????

Well, I would expect so since they were about 60 years old when the show aired 30 years ago....

Welcome to the world of those annoying, Mindless folk that never look up from their fucking phones.....

I like the BEFORE version. But ill keep it in mind if I ever want to make something look like a melted Hershey bar.....

Fuck the Tweets, we wanna see your "PACKAGE".....

Trust me, vulva would NEVER come out of MY mouth (or into it for that matter)

Now,

We will have to wait for MsAnnie to weigh in on this one since this is her neck of the woods..... But, I suspect there's something more like THIS being dropped over there at her condo ???

Be FIERCE in 2015, Bitches !!!!!!!!!!

Let's Try to SPREAD (safely) the Love for 2015......

Now if they remove that uvula, he'd have a bit more room for the BIGGER boys.....

Calli, thank you for your lovely sentiments, which I wholeheartedly agree with, however, you are overlooking the fact that some of those "others" you refer to have absolutely NO love or kindness to embrace us with, and therefore, we must take a different Road !

Well, I may be Old School, but for Grandma, nothing says "EAT ME" better than THIS......... and I am more than happy to oblige.

Obviously, that was an imposter, because Grandma Sucky would never be caught DEAD or alive asking for a 3" Wiener.