Suckrates

hito, what happened to the Prince Charming you ran into the sunset with for the last several months ? Did your IRA get depleted ? Did he get tired of waiting for you to give up your asshole ? Did he not like SHOES ? We want to know since we CARE about you

Maybe the "Dumbos" will gravitate to you ?

Hope Everyone has a SAFE & FUN Holiday Happy HIMdependence Day Love, Grandma

Grandma is feeling alot of pressure these days to find a husband since those Supremes were gracious enough to grant us all marriage equality. Now i feel I HAVE to be married just to show my Gratitude..... So, the other day I saw a gorgeous guy across the street from my office as I went out to get a latte... As the light changed, I dashed across the street to get a better look, and to make sure he saw ME... Heres a tip, its not smart to dash across a city street in 6 inch stilletos. Grandma took a nasty fall in the gutter and tore some ligaments in my calf. Well now I am taped up with ugly surgical bandages, and wearing some ugly ass sandals, AND walking with a cane.... And it s long holiday weekend.... Safe to say Grandma wont be getting any Nookie this weekend.

Guess ..... IS ???

Marriage in and of itself is NOT an issue for me. I never had the need to be married, just to be married. But I learned that the status is necessary for spousal benefits and rights should I enter into a relationship with a long term partner.

If having an erection for 4 hrs with a normal dose isnt enuf for you, then you have other issues that probably could be helped with Therapy. ?

I guess it Works ??? ( for 2-ways OR 3-ways)

Great response Yes, but He'll be hearing from HER lawyer, no doubt !

Inevitable, and keeps the lawyers working.......

While all this Marriage Equality talk is of UTMOST Importance to us as GAY Americans, Let's not Forget what's TRULY IMPORTANT............ It's soooooo Important !

The Boys Are Gathering "en masse" to Search for Husbands ! (its gonna be a JUNGLE out there) But, Dont Worry, NYC Mayor de Blasio has ordered 1300 new cops be added to the Force.......

Grandma Loves YOU All ! (And, she's Single, and Looking to mingle)