Suckrates

I go down on a guy for a "come hither look"...........

Wah, wah wah........ PLEASE make it STOP !!!!!!

LOVED IT !!!!!!

I have a strong dislike for "walking ashtrays".........

Reflecting back on my previous Melancholy post, I now realize that "family" may not be that dependable or caring either... Ain't that right, Blanche ???

Can we negotiate a "long term Lease" ????

China should take Note.

A good Reason for DEPORTATION !

that is Blatant Discrimination !!!

Well ihp, the list narrows since it also needs to be a person with some "fashion" cred, afterall it IS Fashion Police. A funny person who dresses like a mess wont cut it !.....On the list also was Tyra Banks...... Can you "imagine" ?

Dont be so pessimistic. GOOD makeup and better lighting would do the trick !

A john sitting on a john.....

Now that was friggin Enjoyable. Who knew ? Marie really nailed every look previewed here, and made me eager to see the rest of them. Gee Adam, maybe a good makeup job can turn you into Justin Bieber, and then you can finally nail hito ?

I guess I am in a unique situation whereby I outlived all of my family, except for 1 brother from whom I am estranged, and all of my "friends" have either passed or are in poor health rendering them unable to help me if the situation necessitated it. As I turn 63 next month, it is very scary knowing there is noone to call the coroner should I be found dead, or make any arrangements for my final rest. There MY golden years are spent preparing my funeral and trying to find "strangers" who can be paid to send me to my maker. And then who knows if they will even follow thru ? So I really dont know how Golden my golden years are since they are filled with fear, stress and anxiety. My parents both died in their late 60's, so that gives me a few years to sort all this out I guess. Who will dispose of all my sex toys and Drag ? and what will they think of me ? However, I would still rather die than turn into a vegetable, unable to care for myself, and having to rely on paid attendants who will probably be more enamoured with their growing wallets than with ME.... So as long as I am able to suck cock and eat ass, and even have a head turn for me, I will savour it, knowing that these are the joys of my life and they are quickly fleeting.

250 ? Really ??? You won't Look too Pretty !!!

As long as I can function INDEPENDENTLY.......

The Latest buzz Well, this is getting quite inneresting. We had heard Kathy Griffin was about to be stepping into Joan Rivers' spot on Fashion Police, but now we're hearing she's got some competition! And one fellow frontrunner comes in the form of a very opinionated Real Housewives star. We have EXCLUSIVELY learned that NeNe Leakes is also a frontrunner for the gig not only because she has started her own clothing line, is definitely one of Atlanta's fashionistas, is opinionated, and has serious comedic timing, but also because E! is looking to diversify their panel with a different ethnicity. On the other side, while Kathy is obvi HIGHlarious, she doesn't necessarily have the fashion background, which is why other ladies are also being considered even though they aren't as high on the list as these two. [ Photos: Joan Rivers' Best Quotes & One-Liners! ] Tyra Banks is right below the two, but it seems E! is concerned she doesn't have a strong enough point of view to fill Joan's highly opinionated seat. Another source has EXCLUSIVELY told us that while these three are leading the pack, Lisa Lampanelli and Amy Schumer are also being considered. As they're both comediennes, we're sure they'd have no trouble getting the laughs! But while we wait for the grand reveal of the lady who will be making her mark on Fashion Police come January 2015, we ask you…

Sounds more like a Survey than a Contest......... (but of course, I'm just nit-picking) No idea is a Bad idea, unless it IS a bad idea...........

And THIS.........

I think Kathy should share hosting duty with Margaret Cho

Word is that Kathy Griffin has been offered Hosting duties and is currently in negotiations. Melissa Rivers choice, and has given her blessings.

Maybe, but a Big belly and a 3 inch dick amounts to virtually NO sex anyway..... PERFECT for you hito.....

HITO, I know you won the Walt Disney but WTF is that ??? I know it wasnt for having sex with 7 Dwarfs: Adam would have won that ! What I want to know is, "Who are you wearing" ???? Let's see, what would go with CROCS ? Perhaps your gown is by Targ'et...? Anyway, Congrats to all the winners, but what's a fucking Honor without a Prize. Useless ! Unless lurker is sending a Brinks truck with my Diamond crown, here is my acceptance speech........... I will let Grandma Suckrates accept on my Behalf......

GAY FACE !

I'm not familiar with Beethoven. Is he one of the Bel Ami boys ??????