Suckrates

Any guy that can hide his "junk" with a little bandana is NOT the guy for me, no matter how HOT he is !!!!!

When they bring back DYNASTY, call Me !

Like many members here, and people all over the world, during your life you accumulate "Stuff".... Its an almost unconscious act, and it creeps up on you, and then one day you look around and ask yourself "where did all this shit come from" ??? And you realize that you have somehow Collected it.... Now nearing 63, I am kinda preoccupied with Death: well actually NOT Death so much as the aftermath of Death. WHO will deal with ALL my "stuff" and what will become of it ??? And while I really have noone to delegate the daunting task of disposing of all my "stuff", I have taken it upon myself to prepare for the end, and Downsize.... At the beginning of my journey, it was difficult, I would put the stuff into piles, the "keep" pile and the "discard" pile, and it always ended up with the keep pile being so much bigger... Maybe ill NEED it, maybe someone else could use it, what if ???? blah, blah, and in the end I accomplished nothing because I was thinking TOO MUCH.. Now I've discovered the only way to do this is to go "cold turkey", no thinking, just THROWING..... and it really works much better.....And why would I care anyway ? This "stuff" has just been sitting dormant for decades, untouched, so it should be VERY easy to just put it in a trash bag and Bye-bye...... YES it Is !!!! Yesterday, I got rid of a 600 VHS tape collection.... No Craigs list, no EBAY, just black trash bags, 15 of them..... And Boy were they HEAVY..... These tapes have been taking up an entire Armoir for YEARS, since computer porn, they havent been touched, and who really has a VCR anymore ???? I took my shopping cart and wheeled those bags to the dumpster. If any of my neighbors were watching, I am sure they reported me to the police for transporting "body parts"...... And today with a serious backache, I am looking at an empty armoir, and you know what ???? IT FEELS FUCKING FABULOUS....... I have alot more "stuff" to tackle, but with my new found Bravado I know I can conquer this.... And I can honestly tell you, it is so FREEING. I am Euphoric........ I suppose this story can be a metaphor for your life.... Freedom is in control.... Ah, the lessons you learn as you Age.....

Well its good to know that Tomcal is keeping the economy alive..... They should just elect him El Presidente....

I dont need the convenience of a bank. I usually arrive with enough CASH on me...... Its good to be Prepared !

"Love" is a VERY strong word.

I wish there was a Day for pushing SOME people "back in".......

Sorry Calli, but those waffles look absolutely Beautiful, and quite delicious to me. As for passing your lips, I would venture a guess, many an Ugly thing has done so.....?

And, you just jinxed it !

Didn't your momma tell you to NEVER click ?

Drakeass, you really dont need to post pics of yourself at your pc.. We all know what you look like, only aged about 15 -20 years.

Adam, how DARE you exclude MY favorite Belgian.......

Now, we just need an App to make HIM disappear......

I always hate interruptions and distraction while "ingesting"..... Excuse ME ?????

Well I must whole-heartedly admit that jawja pretty much "nailed" the Drakerass in his blog submission, so much so that I imagined the Drakerass standing before me as I read it ! Except, labeling him a dirty slime ball just doesnt do him justice..... I would opt for a Title MUCH MORE EXTREME.......

WOW, that Kitty-cat sure can Paint !

Always take precaution:

WHERE WAS THE WIT ???? AM I OBLIVIOUS DEHAVILLAND AGAIN ????

Noone is a Bigger, busy-body gossiping, troublemaking Spinster than you Drakeass. Are you taking a break from being beaten down by SteveEscort over at your home turf ? Or are you scampering away with your little cock between your legs because he made a fool of you ? I guess when even Viagra stops working for you, its time to hangup your overnite bag and find something else to do ? That explains ALL the free time you have to stick your fucking brown-nose where it isnt welcum. Inquiring minds ya know.....

OMG, for a moment I thought this thread would be Davey Wavey explaining the process ? I have always opted for shaving..... Waxing seems so Barbaric !

I wonder if Lobster boy would "diddle my Mussy"....???