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Suckrates

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  1. Well I see corn and cornbread..... Too much starch at your age sugar.... You wont fit your 2-piece.
  2. OH Annie, you like "Sizzler"..... ?
  3. Adam, you can save on the Boys, and eat the Damn Rib Roast every week
  4. Grandma Loves a Good Brisket with Some Pierogies and Carmelized Onions..... What's your Favorite Meal ?
  5. But I sure hope he is giving some Torrid Tongue Baths and Hot Open handed spankings to those delicious Habana boys ? Surely he is "overdosing" on the Lushness of it all. Cant wait to hear the reviews.....
  6. Well I live in a Jewish neighborhood, and kitten livers are not readily available. I would have to venture to Little Chinatown for those, and its just so congested there, I would rather not.... I'll just settle for some good old goose liver pate' on matzoh squares..... "There's no fucking Kitten livers in MY hood" But I sure as hell can find me some Hot mancock ! Grandma Sucky dont Play !
  7. If it Throws off your Schedule, you could Always READ.........
  8. It Always Happens when Grandma has a Dick in her Mouth !
  9. Thats gonna need a whole lotta Viagra for this group !
  10. Seriously ? In that last pic ? Then Grandma must look 30 ?????
  11. Just goes to show, EVERYTHING tastes better on a Bun, and with some Cumdiments.....
  12. Now or Later ????
  13. Hmmmmm, Do I pull out the Racism card now or later ???
  14. Grandma is always on the hunt for a Good Mouthful of Meat......... "Hmmm, i'll just baste him with Barbeque sauce", "He'll be Delicious"
  15. OK, now I dont feel that Bad about how I am aging !
  16. He Can Have my Cherry (tree)
  17. Always knew you kept a "corn-holer" in your stable.
  18. Well Annie, you know what you need to do...... Get yourself a pair of Daisy Dukes and a Spandex tube top.... Oops, forgot, thats Standard attire around the Trailer Park ! Bieber should be showin up there any day now !
  19. Hmmmm, you sure he didnt say "DADDY" ????
  20. Well that Sho is a beauty if you are Gloria Swanson in Sunset Blvd... But you sure cant park it in Walmart.....
  21. I actually interpreted the comment as a reference to the Hippies of the 80's, who had dreads and reeked of patouli and Weed.. I never read Racial slur into it.... and I too agree her reaction was a bit extreme, but I think there was an underlying jealously of Giuliana, who was obviously a level above her on the show.... Whatever, if girl dont need a paycheck, good luck to her.... Grandma is throwing her hat in the ring I Think Grandma Sucky Might just be the Ticket ?
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