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Suckrates

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  1. BROWN SUGAR
  2. As long as you keep kissing my ass sugar, remember that part !
  3. I suspect Mr SteveEscort will reappear here shortly, since he once again got into a rowe with Mr DrakerAss "over there", and once again penned a Farewell letter to the site members with all the pomp and circumstance he could muster, doing his darndest to play on the sympathy of the members, claiming he was a victim of ongoing Draker bashing. With nowhere else to park his huge Granny panties, he will no doubt once again be gracing us with his sour comments about his distaste for this site, but hell its a place to stay visible and make New enemies......... Set the timeclock.... (he may already be here) but let me be the first to welcum him back... Hey Stevie, I'm ready for ya..... But maybe this time around you can win over my sister MsAnn, and then you'll have one Fan !
  4. I think its a BOYritto, but what is it stuffed with ?
  5. Well I see corn and cornbread..... Too much starch at your age sugar.... You wont fit your 2-piece.
  6. OH Annie, you like "Sizzler"..... ?
  7. Adam, you can save on the Boys, and eat the Damn Rib Roast every week
  8. Grandma Loves a Good Brisket with Some Pierogies and Carmelized Onions..... What's your Favorite Meal ?
  9. But I sure hope he is giving some Torrid Tongue Baths and Hot Open handed spankings to those delicious Habana boys ? Surely he is "overdosing" on the Lushness of it all. Cant wait to hear the reviews.....
  10. Well I live in a Jewish neighborhood, and kitten livers are not readily available. I would have to venture to Little Chinatown for those, and its just so congested there, I would rather not.... I'll just settle for some good old goose liver pate' on matzoh squares..... "There's no fucking Kitten livers in MY hood" But I sure as hell can find me some Hot mancock ! Grandma Sucky dont Play !
  11. If it Throws off your Schedule, you could Always READ.........
  12. It Always Happens when Grandma has a Dick in her Mouth !
  13. Thats gonna need a whole lotta Viagra for this group !
  14. Seriously ? In that last pic ? Then Grandma must look 30 ?????
  15. Just goes to show, EVERYTHING tastes better on a Bun, and with some Cumdiments.....
  16. Now or Later ????
  17. Hmmmmm, Do I pull out the Racism card now or later ???
  18. Grandma is always on the hunt for a Good Mouthful of Meat......... "Hmmm, i'll just baste him with Barbeque sauce", "He'll be Delicious"
  19. OK, now I dont feel that Bad about how I am aging !
  20. He Can Have my Cherry (tree)
  21. Always knew you kept a "corn-holer" in your stable.
  22. Well Annie, you know what you need to do...... Get yourself a pair of Daisy Dukes and a Spandex tube top.... Oops, forgot, thats Standard attire around the Trailer Park ! Bieber should be showin up there any day now !
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