Suckrates

SON SWAP DAY......

then the "Sparkle" would be gone !

Make Sure to KISS those Military guys !

I think he was inviting "clients" to help him celebrate his B-day ?

"have a Stiff One on the Rocks"......

To Wake Up and Smell the Flowers

QUEEN of Trivia and other Useless SHIT !

OMG, NYC has been invaded by hoards of Bears.... And not only bears, they brought Cubs and Otters with them.... WHY you may ask ???? Well it seems that its URBAN BEAR WEEK here in NYC, and these bears appear Hungry and Horny...... Grandma has stocked herself with toothpicks and dental floss for her sudden, clandestine encounters. How do you tell the species apart ? Here is a little cheat sheet should you encounter one: BEAR: Any large, hairy man, usually self-identified as part of the Gay subculture, often found in Metropolitan areas. MUSCLEBEAR: a Bear sub-species defined by a fit and toned body, and usually appearing "shirtless" in public.. They appear to be Alpha males but are often Belly-floppers.... POLAR BEAR: A white or silver-haired Bear CUB: A young, or young-looking member of the Bear community. Usually the passive half of a Bear couple OTTER: A ":fuzzy" guy, too skinny to be a Bear but still a regular fixture at Bear bars and events

That's called Stamina ???? My doctor calls it "enlarged prostate problem !

you can LAST that long ?

but NOT for lack of trying.

STRIP !

Well, if you guys dont get it, you DONT get it ! Grandma takes NO responsibility for your ability to comprehend....

I Want a "Manbun" ????

Oh I forgot about "Chamber maids".

Well it was either HIM, or a Urolift to help my prostate. Fuck the prostate, I can t see it or suck it.....

HOW INCESTUOUS ! MON DIEU.......

For 6 mil, that Old house better be stocked to the rafters with Boytoys..... Adam likes a DEAL.....

I thought you wudda said "Only if I had the runs"......

What a Lovely,Thoughtful & USEFUL Gift ! (And, One size Fits ALL)

would YOU Stop for him ???

to THEIR mothers..................