Suckrates

Grandma cant afford no fucking "Bone phone". I just write my number on THESE and let the boy keep em... If he calls, you know he's into you.

They are practically "inseparable"...... Hoover, Nothing to be nervous about. If the vermin gives you a "shakedown", just call the cops... but Granny suggests telling them to bring their "big gun", and always ask for a "Frisking"..... It's a win / win........

Grandma would really like to help those needy young men, but I am on a fixed income, and Metamucil has gotten quite expensive. So I have found ways OTHER THAN monetary to help them out ...

They kinda ALL look like Clones......

Eat LEAN White Meat

You know Asians fit into small spaces.... It's a studio....And Actually, you can cook a meal on a hot-plate.

and now you have 2 Jayden Smith wannabees........

What a catch....Suckulent Chest, Delicious Rump and she cooks too ! She's a keeper !

Ingredients needed: HOT ASIAN BOY

Just Take a Bath !

NOW THEN

I'm on GRINDR........

Is the name of a DELISH new movie being produced by James Franco's production company, and will also feature the actor in a pivotal role. Although few details of "King Cobra" have been made public, the film is based on the 2007 murder of gay adult film impresario Bryan Kocis. .Franco will appear alongside Keegan Allen, Christian Slater and Molly Ringwald in the movie. Earlier this week, Disney Channel veteran Garrett Clayton reportedly signed on to play gay porn star Brent Corrigan, who became involved in a legal battle with Kocis after it was revealed that he'd shot his first adult scenes while he was still underage. The crime at the heart of King Cobra dates back to 2007 when Harlow Raymond Cuadra, 25 (below left), and Joseph Manuel Kerekes, 33 (below right), killed Kocis, owner of Cobra Video, in what police called a “misguided attempt to make it big” and lure Kocis’ big star (a then underage Brent Corrigan, née Sean Lockhart) away from Kocis. Christian Slater plays the Murdered Bryan Kocis Garrett Clayton plays Brent Corrigan (right) Keegan Allen also stars with James Franco

You mean in a "blackout" ???

GRANDMA SAYS: Always ASK first.... Cause it's just Rude & Tacky to Grab his Junk !

Never Know what you might PICK UP ?

Do You Have a Favorite Look ?

Take Me Home Daddy !