Suckrates

While on holiday in Majorca Spain, Ricky Martin gave a glimpse of his manly blessing at the pool... And this Latino morsel aint no spring chicken anymore, but still DELISH (and bulging) !

"OH NO, get me the fuck outta here !"

With the New Fragrance COVFEFE.....

Donald Strikes AGAIN !

World leaders hold an emergency Kiki to figure out "What the Fuck do We Do about Trump"..... He is Batshit Crazy...... (notice the absence of Putin )

She apparently KNOWS what she wants !

IF he wasnt such a dickwad, he wouldnt be lonely. He made his bed, now he can lie in it, ALONE..... I dont have an ounce of empathy or sympathy for him.

Decades Ago, but we didnt know he was talking about TRUMP....

The DUMPSTER once again confused the world with a tweet in which he used an unfamiliar word, "COVFEFE" in association with the evil and corrupt Press.... The reality is that DUMPY was confused, and inserted the word, which is actually his sexual "SAFE WORD" with Putin into the tweet. You know how it is when you are OLD... You cant keep things STR8...... GURLLLLLLLLLLLL Bye !

Well, THIS would explain it !

GOOD JOB GUYS........

Even Putin is getting Tired of HIM.... (in fact he's just a Pain in the Ass)

Hmmm, I might LIKE that ! (only if Putin gives it to ME)

I Should have thought of it Sooner........

Investigating Hillary may be YOUR wetdream Bucky, but happily those tides have turned. Your boy is going down !

And the feeling is Unanimous......

EVERYDAY must be "take your kids to work" Day for The Dumpster ? (they belong in a sandbox, NOT the White House)

Trumps reactions and words about the Manchester terror attack PROVE that he will NEVER be a President. The stupid, insensitive infantile response THEY ARE LOSERS shows he has no compassion, just a frat boy mentality. MY GOD asshole, you are not posting a twitter reply, you are "addressing the world as President of the United States". Cant you at least APPEAR a bit more Presidential ? Your stupid name calling and labelling is INTOLERABLE.... Pretty much everyone is a LOSER in Trumps world.... I cant wait for the day when they are leading YOU away in handcuffs that I can CALL YOU A LOSER !

Last nights celebration of music, The Billboard Music Awards had 2 highlights for ME. The first was MISS CELINE DION paying tribute to the 20 year anniversary of Titanics release by singing her iconic hit My Heart Will Go On, Celine SLAYED in a white futuristic couture frock by Balenciaga and received a standing ovation for the heart wrenching performance. But the "drop the mic" moment had to be CHER, who has obviously found a way to TURN BACK TIME.... The bitch is 71 years old and looks like she did in her hey day... Performing her iconic hits BELIEVE and IF I Could turn Back Time with complete costume changes, the audiences jaws dropped at her Look and ENERGY... She's got to be a Vampire ! LONG LIVE CHER.......... Flawless !!!!!!!!

"He's STILL only THE APPRENTICE..........