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Suckrates

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  1. COOKIE is 3F = Fierce + Feisty + Fashionable
  2. DAMN, you duped Grandma again........ I wanted to see........................... When you say RED SKELETONS, I want RED SKELETONS.......
  3. LOOKIN, didnt you know that birds have Stock in the car-wash Industry ????
  4. Thats a great report, and I truly hope Mr Axiom got to see it before he leaves on his trip.... Sadly, Grandma doesnt travel anymore. She always hated flying, and now the process is just so cumbersome that she just doesnt want to deal... Back in the day, when she did travel, her pre-trip research was always on the culture and non-sexual aspects, because it was always assumed a hookup would happen randomly, and from some gay bar.... Kudos on the tenacity of the "sexual" research... Wish i had the patience to do it, and ponder all the missed opportunities..... But as they say, whatever your travel experience is, you "always have the memories".............
  5. Money does that to people....dont Judge. ! and the operative word here is ACTOR.... I think the casting is spot on, each playing their caricature to the hilt..... Thats what makes the show so compelling..... It's over the top !
  6. Wesley wouldnt have been a good choice. He doesnt exude the Glamour that Terrence does., and Glamour is part of the allure of this show. I mean Damn, even Naomi Campbell impressed me..... I am anxiously awaiting Jennifer Hudsons turn. Across the board, the shows All 10's..........
  7. And what do you call THIS calli, Smoke signals ?
  8. There could be, but it wouldn't have fit the pic poster silly, and then zippy wouldnt have had a comment to make, and reminded us all that he is still here (as if anyone cared ?)
  9. Dear Zippy, The Test results are In........
  10. BARISTER - you happy now Asshole ? Is that your contribution to this site ? Once a loser, always a LOSER.
  11. You Want Cup of Suckee ?
  12. And the guy singing it wasnt half bad either... Gorgeous ! but I gotta admit... I am hooked on Cookie. In my next life I wanna be Her (I am ALMOST her now )
  13. Grandma prefers THIS Black hole... So much more appealing and user friendly.
  14. It's called American Horror Story: HOTEL, so who knows where they will take it ?
  15. Season 5 is apoproaching, and it was announced today that LADY GAGA will have a starring role in the new season, which takes place in a Hotel. However, her role was not divulged yet..... I'm already panting in anticipation....
  16. His bulge ??? Well he wouldnt be my first choice if I was cruisin a bar, but at "Last Call", I might give him a tumble... Looked like small meat with big potatoes, but pretty nipples....
  17. Well first, I adore Neil Patrick Harris. He is always wonderful, so I suppose I was expecting alot from him. I must say that although he is charming and delightful, i was a bit disappointed. I thought he was a bit too reserved, but I suppose its due to the "low key" nature of the event. He's at his best when he's in his "song & dance" element. Highlights for Grandma 1) Neil in his Tighty Whitey's... Beautiful tight hairless body. Thank You Neil ! 2) Jennifer Hudsons "In Memorium" tribute. She sang a re-work of an awesome song she performed of the short-lived show SMASH. Her rendition of "I Can't Let Go" was powerful and poignant. (watch the original on Youtube) 3) Lady Gaga - What a pleasant surprise. No gimmicks, no crazy costumes. Just a gorgeous voice and Tribute to the music of "Sound of Music".... and then she introduced Julie Andrews. Amazeballs ! Brava Gaga !!!! And while I probably should have Loved John Legend and Common singing Glory from the movie Selma, I just couldn't. I am so over the accolades for this Dr Martin Luther King retelling..... and apparently so is Hollywood, although it did win a consolation prize....award for BEST SONG.... For the most part, the show as too long, too boring, and as always too self indulgent. But that's an award show I suppose ? I would certainly endorse NPH giving the hosting thing another shot next year. Maybe he'll loosen up and really turn it out ?
  18. Except, it Didn't..... It happened to a high profile spotlight seeker........
  19. Actually, they should leave Brucie alone and just send Kim and Kanye to jail. I hate those 2 fucking slugs....
  20. ALL fine choices, and for me initially "neck in neck", but since Grandma doesnt live by FACE alone, she needs to see the "power tools" before making her final decision. Pretty is OK, but if it isnt "nourishing", there's no point....
  21. And this time he has Ricky Martin with Him....... Ricky Martin and Simon Cowell are joining forces to turne dreams into reality! The Latin superstar will be serving as a judge AND an executive producer on Simon's new reality competition called La Banda. Auditions will be held all around the country looking for the ultimate Latino boyband as part of the biggest talent search in U.S Hispanic television history!!! Boys who aged 14 and over will be able to sign up to audition in a city near them. All of the audition information can be found right HERE. The reality competition is set to appear on the Univision Network this coming September and we can't wait to see all the talent that will be on display! Naturally, there will be comparisons to One Direction, who were discovered on Cowell's The X Factor U.K. But rather than attempting to ride on the coattails of 1D, La Banda is embracing an opportunity to finally get the Latino supergroup that the world hasn't seen since Ricky's Menudo days! And that previously mentioned world will be able to watch each piece of the group come together on TV! Latin BOY bands........YUMMY !!!!!!! Relax and have a penis-colada......
  22. Back to THIS hijacked thread........ I am pondering whether they will send Jenner to a men's or women's Prison ??? Grandma is so confused !
  23. ANYONE who is on THIS site has NO redeeming qualities...... With that said, it seems Jimbo (B/N) is back in action over at the "home for wayward escorts" and the men that Love them
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