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  1. DISCLAIMER: The opinions expressed by Me above are MINE and mine alone and DO NOT necessarily reflect the opinions of the Other members mentioned.
  2. If it IS, it needs to STAY in Canada !!!
  3. YES why dont YOU zippy..???? Your longest post here to date basically is a put down of other members.... FOOL ! But I suppose you would need to be clever AND educated to contribute things of interest, so that sure leaves you OUT !
  4. SURE YOU HAVE ZIPPY, Sure you have. I'm glad your imaginary emails give you some Comfort. All crazy people are delusional. Tell YOUR admirers to publicly support you, not behind your back where it means nothing you Jerk....
  5. First, the BAD news.... Jessica Lange, the Diva, is NOT returning for Season 5. she sang her swan song in AHS: Freak Show.... Jessica, we will MISS you and the iconic line "Is that Knotty Pine" ? Now for the GOOD new, the male lead for the new Season American Horror Story: Hotel will be the GAY and gorgeous Matt Bomer. We already know GAY icon Lady Gaga will be a female lead, and add to that another gorgeous GAY heartthrob, Cheyenne Jackson... Could it be that Ryan Murphy is really giving us American Horror Story: GAY ?????? OMG, Grandma is so titillated..... Maybe the hotel will be one of those "rent by the hour" ones where Rentboys bring their tricks ? Will the hotel have a "dungeon" ??? Will they serve breakfast in Bed, and leave you little treats on your pillow??? Whatever it will be, it will be Fresh and New, and although noone can fill Jess's pumps, Ryan made a good move in really switching it up..... HURRY !!!!!!!! Matt Bomer Cheyenne Jackson
  6. Apparently, the ONLY person bothered by all this is Zippy. To go to those lenghts of disparaging others to get someone to pay attention to him is truly a sick sign of desperation, and Good news Zippy, I paid attention to you although I usually never acknowledge assholes that are beneath me. . But I recognized your cry for help and answered it. However I doubt your liitle display here will gain the site any new members, because who in their right mind would want to join a site where a member is so hostile to other members, and calls them out publicly INSTEAD of contributing something of value, interesting, fun or useful and sharing the positivity of the site. But then I would have forgotten that there is NEVER anything positive about you. You are a continually negative and sad person that really doesnt know how to be liked... and your presence on this site is like "sludge"... And of course you expected this reply from me. that's why you started the post, to get MY attention, and you did.... But that doesnt change the fact that you are a major "schmuck" , and pretty much the thing to laugh at when Draker isnt around.... I see one of my ass-kissers has already replied, but I will reply again for my sis Annie and myself to show you exactly how we feel. Adam is too classy to tell you to Go fuck yourself, so I will say it for him..... And Axiom is too engrossed in the Lushness of my offerings to respond. He has probably Overdosed ? So I will reply for him too...
  7. Make sure you put some Lye in them !
  8. Well Axiom, glad your recap states that in the end you did have a good time in spite of the "missed opportunities", but it only gives you something to look forward to the next time around. AND, you did have one Big cuban cock, so you got your obligatory "souvenir" . Thanks for posting your "diary" for us. I for one was very anxious to hear how it went.. Welcum back.
  9. You really think that at MY age, my "aunt" still comes to visit ?????
  10. Silly Missy..... its Grandmas portable dildo concealer....
  11. The song "No Apologies" is Grandmas new Athem. It's Awesome.....
  12. Palm Springs is SWELL...... and Dont us Bitches Clean Up good ? Now bring on the Rentboys....
  13. Annie, I didnt know you "hung" with THAT group ? (although I do know Adam, Missy, and lookin are "frequenters")
  14. I'd recognize BigValgurl in a sec..... she looks much better, musta got some Botox for the trip ? And it looks like they got a gift for "Daddy" in the sidecar... Daddy LOVES gifts !!!
  15. GRANDMA IS READY..... BEAT THIS CAMILLA !!!!!!
  16. Can we just Focus on what's REALLY important about it ???
  17. The music is insane and lifts the show to another level. Reminds me of the show Smash, which was also built around incredible music, but didnt survive. This show is a Phenom, and I am looking forward to the live musical tour. Jussie is Delicious.... I am obsessed !
  18. When are we gonna hear about all the lushness and sexual debauchery that is Habana. ??? We have all (at least ME) been waiting with baited breath ! Go On, tell Em Ax papa.....
  19. I would suspect If this happens to you, you sign over your IRA, All your worldly belongings, bank accounts and even your Mother (if you still have one) to the Boy in the name of 1-sided Love..... ( of that Bubble butt and big, thick dark piece of meat hanging between his smooth thighs)
  20. Yes, I read this over at the other site. they lost 2 members this week, Mr Hammer and FosterChow. Very said, especially from what I remember they were both clever, interesting and nice gentlemen... Both had ongoing health issues, so I hope they are at peace now and in a much Bettter place. We are ALL only visiting this Universe, and are given a finite amount of time. The goal is to make the most of it in the best of health, and when our time comes, leave a lasting impression. (although Grandmas impression Wont be that great !) May both of those fine gentlemen R.I.P. ,
  21. I cant think so early.....still got my pee-boner !
  22. Now, if he REALLY looked like this photoshop version, I might give him some slack !
  23. I was kinda shootin for some Testosterone, clearly lacking in your picks....
  24. And for Diversity, I should have 2 Black Co-hosts !
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