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Suckrates

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  1. Apparently YOU do, but you are just too Stupid to realize it, even when "the proof is in your own Post"..... Boy do you look RIDICULOUS, again !.... ... Now please dont forget to post how many of your imaginary friends here emailed you their support. And remember, the next time you decide to come for me, make sure you are wearing your dunce cap, so you are appropriately dressed when I put you in the corner.
  2. Everythings BIGGER in Texas........
  3. YO, thanks Ozzie man.....that was well stated !
  4. You cannot see You cannot pee You cannot chew You cannot screw Good grief, what can you do? Your memory shrinks Your hearing stinks No sense of smell You look like hell Your mood is bad - can't you tell? Your body's drooping You have trouble pooping The Golden Years have come at last (Just sit tight, wait for your Social security check, and buy those Boys !)
  5. Hmmmmm interesting comment from the girl who chose a name basically meaning "well proportioned ASS" Well, you did get the ASS part right. Digression is your strong point. Continue to digress..... you're almost GONE in my book, shapely ASS ! Sincerely, Grandma .
  6. Perhaps, but who knows WHO they will come back as ?????
  7. While some terrible tragedys have occurred thruout the world, seems like some have occurred on Boytoy as well, which cannot be overlooked ? HITO, although being naive and sexually ambiguous, has found a boyfriend (you say WHAT ?) and picket fence, left us for parts unknown, and is living Cluelessly ever after..... MsGuy is being held hostage in his basement by his alter ego Chance, and is only allowed bathroom breaks to fill up the Hellmans jar with his urine. Feces in reserve for Adam. Lookin is beside himself trying to come up with the next rhyme and riddle, and to maintain his standing the "the nicest person in cyberspace".... MsAnn stopped kissing MY ass, and retreated to her doublewide after being outted as my nemesis BigValgirl from "that other site".... Axiom, since his return from Habana where his Cuban sexual interlude proved a bit "lackluster", no longer comments on the Scorching Lushness of the Boytoys (although Grandma HAS stopped giving himr Boys to comment on).... RA1 continue to offer his "Best Regards" although I do not know why ? AND Flotsum and Jetsum (better known as zippyzone and Callipan) failed to step up to the plate by offering Anything positive, interesting, constructive or Sexy, even after Grandma has given them plenty of room to do so. Some people just prefer to attack and Hate on the accomplisments of others rather than creating their own. However, OZ continues to oversee and keep us all in check, without the SIZZLE, and Adam..... well Adam is tearing thru his treasure trove of useless textbooks and articles to regale us with more information we do not want, need or can ever use in our mundane, everyday lives, while continuing his lifelong research of "chicks with dicks" Hope that the following weeks with bring something explosive & exciting here. I am ALMOST wishing for a Draker or SteveEscort sighting ! Cheers, Grandma
  8. I already have MY list in development.
  9. There are certainly SOME gays that NEED banning....
  10. While all the arguments and suggestions for control are valid. I have always believed that when it's your time, it's your time, even if it seems like someone else has decided it for you. There is often no rhyme or reason as to WHY things happen and to Whom, so you have to believe that its being destined by some higher power. It's gotten me thru all the tragedy and heartache thats occurred in my life.
  11. Would you have wanted the "pillow" ???
  12. Just walk around like THIS, and you will have NO problem meeting the Boys.....
  13. For anyone still invested in Ryan Murphys Glee, tonight was the series Finale, and Mr Shuster, Sue Sylvester, and all the New Directions from all the seasons hung up their caps and gowns and said Goodbye. It was kinda sad although the show had lost foot over the last few years, but I still enjoyed their interpretations of pop culture hits and old standards... They tried to tie it all up in the 2 hr finale episode, but it seemed a bit Rushed to me, and quite melancholy, although as the show jumped ahead 5 years, only good things happened for EVERYONE... Ba-Bye GLEE
  14. The finale a bit predictable, with Lucious not sick and dying, but it was enjoyable no doubt, and the music was fierce... The catfight was epic.... Cookie whooped Boo-boo's ass.....
  15. According to Wendy Williams, the show is CANCELLED, and the hiatus announcement is simply a charade.... I suppose time will tell if Wendys comments are just "sour grapes".....
  16. E network announced that Fashion Police will go on hiatus and return in September, fully revamped..... They probably have to let the hoop-la die down, and find willing candidates to fill the jobs and face the firing squad. ?
  17. Calli, lets get ONE thing straight: I am NOT angry, I am Annoyed. And I never tried to hide WHO I was over "there" I said from day 1 here I was JJkrkwood, and detailed my time and struggles "there".... So if you think you have made some big revelation here, YOU HAVENT, but what you have done is continued to be a pain in the ass... In fact, YOU sound very "GLUTESY" to me ! Lucky and Zippy..... they are just "disappointing" and unhappy about Everything. As for MsAnn, I dont know who she is or if she has another identity "there", but what I do know is that I enjoy her HERE, and if she IS Bigvalgurl "there", that would be the BEST psychotic transformation, and someone should hand her an Academy Award. Talk about being Sybil. that's a MAJOR split personality.
  18. Right, OK...sure.....
  19. Do you like the smell of my ass Annie. ? I'm using a new ZEST lavender body wash..... By the way, I LOVE your ass kissing. They are like angel kisses.....
  20. OK, I know how to Hijack THIS thread AND bring in the members......
  21. WHY, its very Penny Marshall..........
  22. LOLOLOL, well I know it couldnt have boggled your mind, since you dont have one to Boggle..... so your comment must be Rhetorical. ? You are such Fun, and So Easy to play with and decimate......
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