Suckrates

Now THIS boy already seems to know what Grandma LIKES, but naked ASS on my upholstery cant happen. My divan is off-white and I dont want to make it BROWN......

I like THIS boy's Style choices, but he may STEAL the spotlight from Grandma ? (and THAT'S a NO NO)

Now this boy is cute, but would spend too much time at the Gym......

A Trifecta of Torso's. Grandma doesn't know how to choose......

This boy likes to drink cause he keeps saying "bottoms UP" ! Husband material ?

This boy is not too bright and a day late for the Holiday, but he is fucking "tight" and great for licking.... would he make a good husband ?

Well, I thought it would be better than the Big orange Cock you have now....? And I would Bet my life that YOU would pay good money for that Dumb looking, steroid riddled hunk ?

hito, what happened to the Prince Charming you ran into the sunset with for the last several months ? Did your IRA get depleted ? Did he get tired of waiting for you to give up your asshole ? Did he not like SHOES ? We want to know since we CARE about you

Maybe the "Dumbos" will gravitate to you ?

Hope Everyone has a SAFE & FUN Holiday Happy HIMdependence Day Love, Grandma

Grandma is feeling alot of pressure these days to find a husband since those Supremes were gracious enough to grant us all marriage equality. Now i feel I HAVE to be married just to show my Gratitude..... So, the other day I saw a gorgeous guy across the street from my office as I went out to get a latte... As the light changed, I dashed across the street to get a better look, and to make sure he saw ME... Heres a tip, its not smart to dash across a city street in 6 inch stilletos. Grandma took a nasty fall in the gutter and tore some ligaments in my calf. Well now I am taped up with ugly surgical bandages, and wearing some ugly ass sandals, AND walking with a cane.... And it s long holiday weekend.... Safe to say Grandma wont be getting any Nookie this weekend.

Guess ..... IS ???

Marriage in and of itself is NOT an issue for me. I never had the need to be married, just to be married. But I learned that the status is necessary for spousal benefits and rights should I enter into a relationship with a long term partner.

If having an erection for 4 hrs with a normal dose isnt enuf for you, then you have other issues that probably could be helped with Therapy. ?

I guess it Works ??? ( for 2-ways OR 3-ways)

Great response Yes, but He'll be hearing from HER lawyer, no doubt !