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What about those people interred "above ground" in musoleums ?????

Grandma says: "if the guy offers you a smelly dick, just say...."

Even TWINKS are on Sale...... Stock Up !

How could these Adorable litlle pussies ever be SCARY ??????

Grandma LOVES balls, and if you love balls AND stuffing, sausage and cranberries, try this: a NEW twist on Stuffing that will surprise and delite your guests: Cranberry Stuffing Balls Recipe Ingredients 1 pound bulk pork sausage (you can substitute turkey sausage) 1/2 cup chopped celery 1/4 cup chopped onion 2 tablespoons minced fresh parsley 1 package (7 ounces) herb-seasoned stuffing croutons (or packaged stuffing) 3/4 cup fresh cranberries, halved (can use whole berry cranberry sauce, well DRAINED) 2 eggs, well beaten 1 to 1-1/2 cups chicken broth Directions In a skillet, cook sausage, celery and onion until sausage is done and vegetables are tender. Drain excess fat. In a large bowl, combine the meat mixture with remaining ingredients and enough broth to hold mixture together. Shape into 8-10 balls. Place in a greased shallow baking dish. Bake at 325° for 30 minutes. Yield: 8-10 servings.

And Remember, cooking is always more Fulfiling when you have THIS sitting on your kitchen counter while you're doing it: so inspirational, especially when it comes to the "Stuffing".

Since Holidays will start with Thanksgiving, the traditional time of Sharing, wouldnt it be nice if we did some sharing here? Tell us if you will be cooking and hosting, or simply being a welcum guest at a family/friend dinner, and if you are a Turkey or Ham person ? IF you are hosting, tell us what is one of your "signature dishes", and if you care to, SHARE the recipe with us. Grandma is hosting a party of "one", and as tradition has it, will be cooking herself the Thanksgiving meal, which will include my signature dish, Twice cooked Brussel sprouts w/granny smith apples and currants in a chicken stock/balsamic reduction.... Looking forward to a nice quiet day of feasting.

There are alot of things that are appalling about the world, but as long as politician and World leaders live in the laps of luxury, aint nuthin gonna change.

WHO has time.? With American Horror Hotel, Scream Queens, Wicked City, and How to Get Away with Murder just wrapped up, I barely have time to take a crap.....

Is that show STILL around ???

Ax, I truly hope that that huge gaping hole he is licking in the Rentmen profile pic ISN'T YOU !

HERE are some nipples "on the verge"......

LOL, My nipple posts always fall flat here, but I will definitely keep you in mind Mieko. I just think the nipple fanatics here are onthe DL. ? (nothing to be ashamed about guys)

I prefer THESE animated shorts

That's a sacriledge... I'm calling Kim Davis NOW ! (I didnt know Jesus used photoshop..? )

As you Wish, SIR !

Head to Jamaica !!!!!

Bad news for all those cod pieces......

YES, grandma has been on BP and cholesterol medication for more years than she can remember, and YES it has affected the ability to obtain erection. However, I am 64, and have now found that although I can no longer get HARD on a daily basis, if I wait a few days, I can get rock hard and function normally for that session. My docs say thats the normal effects of the medication and AGE, and I should use Viagra etc, however Viagra on a daily basis is cost prohibitive. He did recommend Slidenafil, generic Viagra, which I did a whole thread about many months ago. It still causes the after effect Headache, but at least it only cost about $5 and not $40 a pop.

Those sorts of scenarios used to bother me alot. I dreaded having to call my maintenance people because it meant having to jump thru hoops to PREPARE my apt for the visit, hiding ALL the things I thought would make them "judge" me. But then I realized those feelings of fear and dread were akin to being in the closet, and Grandma is proud to have exploded out of the closet years ago. All this acoutriment makes us who we are and WHY should we be embarrassed or hide from people we hardly know or mean nothing to us. Of course with family, its another story if you have not come out to them and desire to remain as such... I certainly am no longer MORTIFIED over such things..... Its not my problem, its really theirs if it bothers them.

Grandma cant afford no fucking "Bone phone". I just write my number on THESE and let the boy keep em... If he calls, you know he's into you.