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Or that would be Bruce Jenner to those of you NOT in the know. Bruce revealed his NEW self today on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine, shot by famed photographer Annie Leibowitz... Grandma thinks she looks ABSOLUTLEY AMAZING, stunning classy and elegant. She puts the Kardashian clan to SHAME...... I really hope Caitlynn is as happy as her pic is Beautiful...... She's spent her money well !

"So You Think You Can Dance" NEW season starts tomorrow. Thats the show with All the young Twinky dancers..... Will you be Watching?

and TODAY, it may bring a visit from Zippy ?

ALWAYS !!!

So, dont stop there, tell us, when you developed your liking for all things Scatalogical ? We want to know the story behind the girl and her Shit !

To meet Phillip Morris, based solely on Lucy's review, Of course !

Yes it made Grandma dig up a pic from her youth ! Oh those memories .........

To be a good and trusted Boytoy, its important that your stats are accurate, and I see you have amended your height in the link you provided. another important thing is that you be as Versatile as possible to appeal to a broader market, but I see you answered NO to alot of sexual activities. Certainly your perrogative, and I guess its better for potential clients to know up front what they will or will not get from you. The best of luck to you.

Its never TMI for me, and am always curious to hear others experiences in situations I have found myself in. I have never really been into fem guys (although if one with a 10" cock asked me to suck it, I WOULD) or guys that see themselves as women. So calling their asshole a pussy is a turnoff to me, although I have never been in a "cock giver" situation, but often like to RIM, and when the guy asks me to "eat his pussy", it makes my cock limp, even with 100 mg of Viagra.... Although a bit of "appropriate" talking is OK for me during sex, it is much more of a turn-on when I watch porn. Except if its a continuous barrage of "oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck"...... that's a NO !

Talk can be sexy during sex, but only if used in the "correct" context... And NEVER call me Daddy !.

Question appears after My story............................. Grandma took the day off from work Friday and went to the beach. Gorgeous day, and I was looking all sunkist and "schmexy" so decided to viisit my local sex club that night. Wearing my best "push up" briefs ( its always good to lure in those superficial queens) I made the rounds and scoped out the pickins..... After awhile an OK, average lookin guy in a tank top and boxer shorts (I am always suspicious of guys that wear tank tops to sex clubs) skulks his way over to me and says "do you like to suck big cocks" ? Under my breath I replied " obviously you Don't know me", but since small talk is not fashionable in these venues, I actually replied "UH-HUH"..... He say's "lets go to a room", and takes my hand (oh NO he didn't) and leads me to an empty room. He pushes me down on the settee, positions himself in from of me and pulls out his "average" looking cock. OK, so not what I expected, but I was there already to proceeded to Suck.... He starts talkin and saying, "Ooooh baby thats the kind of blowjob I came here for", and "you're a good, fucking cocksucker"...... But then it happened.... he says "suck that BIG fucking italian/Brazilian brown cock"... Well I spontaneously gasped, and burst out laughing, which he interpreted as me GAGGING, and says "Yeah, that's it faggot, GAG on that BIG cock".... WELL ! Question: What has a guy ever said to you during sex that made you snicker, chuckle, giggle, or laugh out loud ??? BTW - his BIG cock was something like THIS.....

Thanks for the replies guys.... I really thought it was ME, or my failing eyesight.... People often call me the perennial "Doubting Dora". But often the guys I view look like the Pillsbury dough boy brothers of the guy in the pic ! Thanks for clearing up my inquisitive mind !

For awhile now, something has plagued me, but finally decided to ask you guys and see "if its only me" or if I am onto something ? On the Flirt-4-Free site, the preview photos of the guys are always so Hot: they are often ripped and muscular. However when i click to view, what I find is a "less" ripped and muscular" version of the pic, often looking like a guy thats let himself go, or ate too many Mickey D's before going on camera. Does the site re-touch the pics to draw you in ? (I wanted to say "mislead" but that would be crude). I dont see the point to that because if the guy you see on Cam is unappealing, you wont donate. , Often the guy I see on cam is "unappealing".... This happens pretty often.... So, what gives here ?

To summarize, and thank you for the link: 5'6", 190 lbs, NO kissing, NO rimming, sexually confused, a little bit Sissy, not always SAFE sex...... Got it !

spoken like a true bottom...... stand in line hon, most of us are looking for a BIG ONE and cant even find it for FREE . Hope you are wearing comfy Shoes ?

Meet GAY MAN GROUP !

Whew..... For a moment, without my glasses on, all I saw was a blurry "Farewell Readers", and Adam smith.... My heart was racing with excitement as I thought, "could it be, could it Really be" ???? That crazy perverted Bitch is leaving the Boytoy realm ???? I immediately started to think about HOW I would redecorate her vacant Avatar spot, and what I would wear to assume the position of TOP (not in that sense) pussy Here ! But then as my glasses settled on my face I saw it, Alan Rusbridger...... Who the fuck is THAT ????? and WHO cares if he is leaving the Guardian ??? I didnt even know he Worked for that condom company anyway. Well Adam, welcome back ! I'll take down the gold lame' curtains from your avatar real soon.....

Ain't It ???

Happily for me, a trip to Mars isn't on my "Bucket List".....

Introducing MISS SWITZERLAND......

thank you for your kind assessment Missy.....

Do My Pits Look "Twinkish" ??? (Feel Free to Taste Test)