Suckrates

He's a cute boy, but ALL the costumes needed some padding in the "nether" regions.....

LOL, Twink = CHECK Blonde = CHECK Skinny = CHECK Sneakers = CHECK Socks = CHECK

And, I Do Windows, and come with References !

Perhaps seeing this "Father" will make up for it ?

Otherwise known as "The Black Party" ????

Then I LOVE frogs.... You can have your Ears....

Chocolate BONUS

They are called "Dudes on Demand", and will be coming to your hood soon !

In MY Wedding Album.........

For the life of me, I cant think of WHY that word would jump out at you. I could have lived my WHOLE lifetime without ever knowing, hearing or using that word..... Someone, Sylvan pine doesnt have the Same ring to it !

Thanks Tealady, you just saved me 2 hrs and $16....

Maybe the NEXT step should be legalizing 4-way marriages ???? (Grandma can definitely get into THIS)

A little facial hair is OK when it comes with THAT bulge......

Now THIS boy already seems to know what Grandma LIKES, but naked ASS on my upholstery cant happen. My divan is off-white and I dont want to make it BROWN......

I like THIS boy's Style choices, but he may STEAL the spotlight from Grandma ? (and THAT'S a NO NO)

Now this boy is cute, but would spend too much time at the Gym......

A Trifecta of Torso's. Grandma doesn't know how to choose......

This boy likes to drink cause he keeps saying "bottoms UP" ! Husband material ?

This boy is not too bright and a day late for the Holiday, but he is fucking "tight" and great for licking.... would he make a good husband ?

Well, I thought it would be better than the Big orange Cock you have now....? And I would Bet my life that YOU would pay good money for that Dumb looking, steroid riddled hunk ?

hito, what happened to the Prince Charming you ran into the sunset with for the last several months ? Did your IRA get depleted ? Did he get tired of waiting for you to give up your asshole ? Did he not like SHOES ? We want to know since we CARE about you