Suckrates

Ax, I truly hope that that huge gaping hole he is licking in the Rentmen profile pic ISN'T YOU !

HERE are some nipples "on the verge"......

LOL, My nipple posts always fall flat here, but I will definitely keep you in mind Mieko. I just think the nipple fanatics here are onthe DL. ? (nothing to be ashamed about guys)

I prefer THESE animated shorts

That's a sacriledge... I'm calling Kim Davis NOW ! (I didnt know Jesus used photoshop..? )

As you Wish, SIR !

Head to Jamaica !!!!!

Bad news for all those cod pieces......

YES, grandma has been on BP and cholesterol medication for more years than she can remember, and YES it has affected the ability to obtain erection. However, I am 64, and have now found that although I can no longer get HARD on a daily basis, if I wait a few days, I can get rock hard and function normally for that session. My docs say thats the normal effects of the medication and AGE, and I should use Viagra etc, however Viagra on a daily basis is cost prohibitive. He did recommend Slidenafil, generic Viagra, which I did a whole thread about many months ago. It still causes the after effect Headache, but at least it only cost about $5 and not $40 a pop.

Those sorts of scenarios used to bother me alot. I dreaded having to call my maintenance people because it meant having to jump thru hoops to PREPARE my apt for the visit, hiding ALL the things I thought would make them "judge" me. But then I realized those feelings of fear and dread were akin to being in the closet, and Grandma is proud to have exploded out of the closet years ago. All this acoutriment makes us who we are and WHY should we be embarrassed or hide from people we hardly know or mean nothing to us. Of course with family, its another story if you have not come out to them and desire to remain as such... I certainly am no longer MORTIFIED over such things..... Its not my problem, its really theirs if it bothers them.

Grandma cant afford no fucking "Bone phone". I just write my number on THESE and let the boy keep em... If he calls, you know he's into you.

They are practically "inseparable"...... Hoover, Nothing to be nervous about. If the vermin gives you a "shakedown", just call the cops... but Granny suggests telling them to bring their "big gun", and always ask for a "Frisking"..... It's a win / win........

Grandma would really like to help those needy young men, but I am on a fixed income, and Metamucil has gotten quite expensive. So I have found ways OTHER THAN monetary to help them out ...

They kinda ALL look like Clones......

Eat LEAN White Meat

You know Asians fit into small spaces.... It's a studio....And Actually, you can cook a meal on a hot-plate.

and now you have 2 Jayden Smith wannabees........

What a catch....Suckulent Chest, Delicious Rump and she cooks too ! She's a keeper !

Ingredients needed: HOT ASIAN BOY

Just Take a Bath !

NOW THEN

I'm on GRINDR........

Is the name of a DELISH new movie being produced by James Franco's production company, and will also feature the actor in a pivotal role. Although few details of "King Cobra" have been made public, the film is based on the 2007 murder of gay adult film impresario Bryan Kocis. .Franco will appear alongside Keegan Allen, Christian Slater and Molly Ringwald in the movie. Earlier this week, Disney Channel veteran Garrett Clayton reportedly signed on to play gay porn star Brent Corrigan, who became involved in a legal battle with Kocis after it was revealed that he'd shot his first adult scenes while he was still underage. The crime at the heart of King Cobra dates back to 2007 when Harlow Raymond Cuadra, 25 (below left), and Joseph Manuel Kerekes, 33 (below right), killed Kocis, owner of Cobra Video, in what police called a “misguided attempt to make it big” and lure Kocis’ big star (a then underage Brent Corrigan, née Sean Lockhart) away from Kocis. Christian Slater plays the Murdered Bryan Kocis Garrett Clayton plays Brent Corrigan (right) Keegan Allen also stars with James Franco