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Fuck Biebs..... Let's just fuckus on THIS now !

At least that's what Ricky Martin is doing, still gorgeous at 44....

FUCK YES !!!!

Do Escorts list their IQ's now ? Gee, Grandma is out of the loop !

Well, one exception immediately comes to Grandma's mind: "if he's a grower and not a shower" . That change always brings a smile to Granny's face... Think about it !

Its been said that "we All like something different"... But, maybe not so much ! From the following attributes, tell us what percentage drives your decision in choosing a partner, Paid or otherwise ? Face Hair Age Eyes Ethnicity Body type Body weight Height Smile Hygiene Cock Size (cut or uncut) ASS (hairy or smooth) Name Price OR, what unusual attribute or Fetish do you look for in your "guys" ?

As 2015 comes to an end, Grandma likes to reflect on the things that really pissed her off in the past year. While her pet-peeves are many, the one thing that really stuck in my throat was people using the word HASHTAG in every conversation. Color me "HASHTAG" annoyed... If you had something that really annoyed you in 2015, please tell us here, and let's all clear the air for a Great New Year.... Grandma thanks you all for indulging her whims and fetishes this past year, and always welcums your comments on my posts......the only way we can become a united community is by "participation".

Harry Styles, One Direction... AND therefore, that dick has been inside Taylor Swift, so Grandma don't want it !

Is there some techie here that can tell me why all my replies "duplicate" when I select Quote ? I could understand if I selected multi-quote, but i am sure I am not. Did I perhaps hit some selection unbeknownst to me ??? I havent drank alot of eggnog, and my Cialis has worn off. so what am I doing wrong ? Any help would be appreciated, even from the most-esteemed OZ......

mvan, no matter how WELL you think you know a person, or how well you have vetted them, if they have bad intentions in their mind or hearts you are At Risk.... An escort might be "well reviewed" but that doesnt mean you cant be the one person he flips out on. Caution, YES, but as Adam as stated, things do happen. Just like the term "freak accident", you can never really know when you are in harms way..... Sure, if he is wearing a Jason Voorhees mask or Freddy Kreuger claws, you probably wont make it out alive, but even a well dressed, well mannered hunk can turn killer..... Noone here is trying to undermine or diminsh your "wake-up call", we are just putting out a different perspective on it !

Hey, you can be standing on the subway platform and pushed to your death, or maimed by a knife-wielding psychopath who didnt take their meds... Caution should always be taken in ANY situation, but Grandma believes, "when it's your time, it's your time".....

Better to Stay HIGH !

Gee, and I was almost done packing up my shoebox..... Well those Latin queens sure do know how to get Feisty. Look at how miss Colombia trashed Miss Phillipines after she snatched the Miss Universe Crown from her. Those claws were swinging..... Cant there just be world Peace ? and I thank GOD for all my accomplishments....

AGAIN ??????

While you have probably worn out that pic of me in the "dime store lawn chair", I figured what better holiday gift then to send a new one of me in my "Upgrade".... Soak it in dear......

Merry Christmas Cunty's.....Love, Grandma

Totally Adorable and overtly FEM.....

CHRISTMAS ?????? Did Grandma SLEEP thru it ?????

I just use it for instant gratification. Sometimes you get some nice big cocks on there....

They are the Latin One Direction, recently crowned winners of the singing competition show La Banda, hosted by Ricky Martin. Richard Camacho Dominican from New Hampshire, Erick Brian Colón Cuban from Florida, Zabdiel de Jesús from Puerto Rico, Joel Pimentel Mexican from California and Christopher Vélez Ecuadorian from New Jersey proved themselves as the best bilingual young male vocalists in the country and have won a spot as members of CNCO. Their debut single Devuélveme Mi Corazon! (That's Give Me Back My Heart ) https://youtu.be/29r6M67MwYI

I suppose Love can be found and blossom anywhere with anyone, but I would be very leary if a boy for hire showed interest in a long term relationship with me... I cant help remembering that there is an old saying " you cant turn a hooker into a housewife", except on all those REAL HOUSEWIVES shows, but oh yes, they ARE all gold diggers pretty much .....