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And he sounds like Kermit the Frog..... In his first public speaking role at the American Technology Council meeting today, it was apparent why the Trump butt boy doesnt speak.....he sounds like Kermit the Frog....Certainly NOT a voice of power and authority... Poor Jared, when he ends up in prison, he is now marked as "the Bottom"..... Cum and get HIM boys.....

Ax, you know most of us DONT watch for the competition, we watch for the BOYS !

Grandma wishes everyone a Happy, Sexy Gay Pride month...... Keep moving FORWARD !

No problem, Its on the ABC network Premier Thurs 6/22 8:00-10:00 pm

Grandma got her dancing heels on.... Anything that has Boy eye-candy, I'm IN. And speaking of BOYS, coming next week BOY BAND, a competition to put together the next Boy Band like One Direction... Lots of cuties in skinny jeans on hand.....

Well, I was waiting for this tidbit with baited breath, and suddenly, there it is.... the "alleged" TRUTH about the Donald/Melania relationship.... Juicy stuff and kinda makes sense.... MORE CHARADES from the TRUMPS To those who have been closely watching, it's no big secret that Melania Trump is perhaps the most miserable person in America. FLOTUS has been seen slapping away Donald Trump's hand grabs, secretly liking anti-Trump tweets, and not-so-convincingly feigning happiness at every public event since the start of her husband's campaign. Not that we blame her, of course — but one novelist is making BOMBSHELL accusations that could shed some light on just how dire the First Couple's relationship is! On Tuesday, Monica Byrne shared a string of tweets claiming Melania was having an affair with the head of security at Tiffany's in the Trump Tower lobby for "many years" — and Donny allegedly knows all about it! Whoa!!!! Byrne, who does not name her source, shared the accusations in hopes of journalists exposing the alleged affair to "accelerate [Trump's] rate of self-destruction."79 In her tweets, the author claimed Donald and Melania had an agreement that if he lost the election, they would get divorced. But since he won, the two were forced to renegotiate the agreement — imprisoning the 47-year-old in the marriage as long as her husband was president. We're sure the Trump camp will write this off as nothing more than fake news, but Byrne makes it clear this is merely hearsay for reporters to investigate further. It also explain why the First Lady looks so miserable and wants to stay in New York. Hmmm…. The Handslap seen Round the World....... (get off me Asshole!)

While on holiday in Majorca Spain, Ricky Martin gave a glimpse of his manly blessing at the pool... And this Latino morsel aint no spring chicken anymore, but still DELISH (and bulging) !

"OH NO, get me the fuck outta here !"

With the New Fragrance COVFEFE.....

Donald Strikes AGAIN !

World leaders hold an emergency Kiki to figure out "What the Fuck do We Do about Trump"..... He is Batshit Crazy...... (notice the absence of Putin )

She apparently KNOWS what she wants !

IF he wasnt such a dickwad, he wouldnt be lonely. He made his bed, now he can lie in it, ALONE..... I dont have an ounce of empathy or sympathy for him.

Decades Ago, but we didnt know he was talking about TRUMP....

The DUMPSTER once again confused the world with a tweet in which he used an unfamiliar word, "COVFEFE" in association with the evil and corrupt Press.... The reality is that DUMPY was confused, and inserted the word, which is actually his sexual "SAFE WORD" with Putin into the tweet. You know how it is when you are OLD... You cant keep things STR8...... GURLLLLLLLLLLLL Bye !

Well, THIS would explain it !

GOOD JOB GUYS........

Even Putin is getting Tired of HIM.... (in fact he's just a Pain in the Ass)

Hmmm, I might LIKE that ! (only if Putin gives it to ME)

I Should have thought of it Sooner........

Investigating Hillary may be YOUR wetdream Bucky, but happily those tides have turned. Your boy is going down !